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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Just bid all my savings on this hat so I can start calling my neighbor Big Hoss

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Guy who’s only seen the last airbender watching boss baby:

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Ask not for whom the ear rings. It rings for me

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Garlic! Live and in HD and 3D and double Ds! Now go eat

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John Gramlich @johngramlich.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

89% – percentage of disaster aid requests Trump has approved for states with a Republican governor and two Republican senators 23% – percentage of disaster aid requests Trump has approved for states with a Democratic governor and two Democratic senators www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

Line chart showing presidential approval rates for disaster aid requests submitted by Democratic- and Republican-led states, covering the period from the Reagan administration to today. The chart is based on a Politico/E&E News analysis of records from the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I didn't come here to make friends. Unless, of course, you want to be my friend. In which case nothing would bring me greater joy

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

The banana is the penis of the tree

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Gotta get me that garganta if you catch my grift

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

More like babadork the way I woulda had his ass stuffed in a locker

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Just got back from hammer school and I never noticed how many nails there are around

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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

More like babacrook the way I would have yanked that boy offstage

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Gardesil gotta be one of my favorite hobbit characters

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Suckin on some raw-men’s noodles and you know I’m slurping the broth

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Voted least fuckable at the pumpkin pageant

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Sewing a cheese grater to my kneecap for maximum damage

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

This [lady] from the dirt forums keeps sending me cock requests but my bandwidth is limited and she doesn’t deserve it

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Ima wanna getit andi wanna beit andi wanna yahoo

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

All my homies and I have acceded to immediate ceasefire terms, pending negotiation of a formal armistice, in the war against skinny bitches

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

The Fucksucker Proxy (1994) ⭐️⭐️: great cinematography but bad wig-work. Not enough fucksucking

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

We have had nearly two decades of panic about Free Speech on Campus and not a single case, not even the ones they made up, were as bad as what's happening now

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/02/2025

if you were an unreconstructed segregationist from jim crow alabama, what would you do differently than this administration with regard to civil rights enforcement?

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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 29/01/2025

i don't know what to say that someone smarter won't say better. but i was a trans kid when there wasn't care for trans kids & i can tell a short story since that's allegedly my deal. i survived. but you know the survivorship diagram? i'm that fringe dot. i survived by accident.🧵 cw: self-harm ⬇️

Diagram in which red dots stand for places where surviving planes were shot. This only tells you where planes can get shot and still come back to base. Survivorship bias: your only information is what has survived.

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Mason Thompson @masonthompson.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

To put a finer point on it: If you want a Trader Joe's in your community but you don't want to allow housing that a Trader Joe's employee could afford to live in, you're an advocate for traffic creation.

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Putting the girl from deep throat on the sybian

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

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Soil Wizard @onionimportleader.bsky.social · 15/12/2024