On Oct. 10, 2006, we also get columnist Jackie Harvey, letters to the editor, and jokes about Bin Laden’s mom, Public Enemy, Eva Longoria and more.

WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...

Plus, more web-only jokes from Oct. 4-10, 2006, including about American hubris, Netflix, North Korea, KISS, Tiger Woods, Sen. Russ Feingold and bird flu.

Plus, jokes about Pope Benedict XVI, President Bush, Britney Spears, Stan Kelly, parental role models, young stars, therapists, underfunded schools and more.

From Sept. 27-Oct. 3, 2006, The Onion's website joked about Mark Foley, Terri Hatcher, TSA’s liquids policy, Uwe Boll, the Ryder Cup, Terrell Owens and more.

Plus, jokes about U.S.-Iran tensions, John Bolton, Craigslist, a young couple in love, “The Scream,” “Gilmore Girls,” sexism in business and much more.

The Onion was just trying to figure out how to acknowledge a tragedy. The result was a historical document that's also quite funny.

Also, The Onion predicted Canada and India's diplomatic row, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez break up, the U.S. divests from children and reunites church and state, and a double entendre goes wrong.

Plus, jokes about autumn, Pope Benedict XVI, President Bush’s UN speech, Manny Ramirez, Kobe Bryant, Willie Nelson, Richard Branson and more

I listened to Matchbox Twenty to prepare for this newsletter. Plus, The Onion skewers terrorism fears, interventions, office lunches, Russell Crowe, The Ramones and more.

Plus, jokes about Fat Joe and Lil Wayne, priests, sharks, Mister Rogers, Diddy, go-karting, brunch and more

From Sept. 13-19, 2006, The Onion joked about Bush's war on truth, plus LeBron James, Ben Roethlisberger, Rick Moranis, Charlie Sheen, Michael Phelps and more.

From Sept. 13-19, 2006, The Onion joked about Bush's war on truth, plus LeBron James, Ben Roethlisberger, Rick Moranis, Charlie Sheen, Michael Phelps and more.

Plus, Stan Kelly avenges Steve Irwin, and jokes about Jimmy Buffett, Paul Reiser, guys who love Asia and more

From Sept. 6-12, 2006, The Onion wrote 14 jokes about A-Rod! Plus, President Bush speaks about secret prisons, a gender-reassignment joke and more.

Plus, Stan Kelly weighs in on Pluto, and jokes about “Macho Man” Randy Savage, an Area Picnic, airport security and more

Plus, RIP the Crocodile Hunter, and jokes about Darfur, Terrell Owens, Katherine Harris, football, tennis and more

Welcome back to The Onion: 20 Years Later, where we review the print issue from 20 years ago, find out what’s still funny and examine the cultural impact.

WASHINGTON, DC—The White House was closed Monday to allow for a two-week, $30 million restoration and refurbishment of the 76-year-old Warren G. Harding Memorial Sex-Fantasy Pleasure Suite.

Plus, jokes about President Bush, your local news Al-Qaeda leaders, “7th Heaven,” police dogs, Adam Carolla and more

Enjoy a great Onion issue that caters to pre-9/11 silliness.

The Onion in August 2002 also commented on sports fandom, middle-class tax hikes, NSFW pools and invading Iraq

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We also examine Burning Man, Match.com, "soft on crime" DAs, reality shows and the 20th anniversary of "The O.C."

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Plus, Bush learns to read, and jokes about steroids, the University of Michigan, Tiger Woods, “Survivor” the Camaro and more

Welcome back to The Onion: 20 Years Later, where we review the print issue from 20 years ago, find out what’s still funny and examine the cultural impact.

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Jokes about "Snakes on a Plane," the Unabomber, Brett Favre, Randy Johnson, Matthew McConaughey, ESPN's credibility, dogs in purses and much more.

Jokes about "Snakes on a Plane," the Unabomber, Brett Favre, Randy Johnson, Matthew McConaughey, ESPN's credibility, dogs in purses and much more.