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James daSilva

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Amateur historian of The Onion from 20 years ago (onion20.substack.com and @onion20.substack.com).

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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 22h
20 years ago, Stan Kelly’s Sicko debuted in The Onion (I think). On Oct. 10, 2006, we also get columnist Jackie Harvey, letters to the editor, and jokes about Bin Laden’s mom, Public Enemy, Eva Longoria and more. onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
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In October 2006, Stan Kelly’s Sicko appeared for the 1st time
On Oct. 10, 2006, we also get columnist Jackie Harvey, letters to the editor, and jokes about Bin Laden’s mom, Public Enemy, Eva Longoria and more.
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 26/09/2026
The Onion's 9/11 issue published 25 years ago today
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The Onion's 9/11 issue, 20 years later
The Onion was just trying to figure out how to acknowledge a tragedy. The result was a historical document that's also quite funny.
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James daSilva @jamesdasilva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"These people who selectively avoid news don’t have lower levels of political knowledge than regular news consumers, and in some cases demonstrated more civic engagement. Selective news avoiders also reported a higher quality of life." 8305728.hs-sites.com/the-nuance-o...
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The nuance of news avoidance
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 22/09/2026
22 years ago, The Onion mocked Matchbox Twenty's "Beige" sound, the al-Qaeda convention, interventions, Russell Crowe, The Ramones and more.
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20 years ago, The Onion mocked Matchbox Twenty
I listened to Matchbox Twenty to prepare for this newsletter. Plus, The Onion skewers terrorism fears, interventions, office lunches, Russell Crowe, The Ramones and more.
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 20/09/2026
20 years ago, The Onion mocked the Jersey Shore and Lil Wayne. Plus, jokes about Fat Joe and Lil Wayne, priests, sharks, Mister Rogers, Diddy, go-karting, brunch and more onion20.substack.com/p/20-years-a... #theonion #satire
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20 years ago, The Onion mocked the Jersey Shore
Plus, jokes about Fat Joe and Lil Wayne, priests, sharks, Mister Rogers, Diddy, go-karting, brunch and more
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 19/09/2026
20 years ago, the Senate published a report that showed Iraq was not involved in 9/11. The Onion was ready with this impression of President George W. Bush, who says: "Truth, and to a lesser extent, laws, stand in the way of our freedoms." Thanks to @archive.org for preserving this audio!
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 11/09/2026
@TheOnion.com's famous 9/11 issue didn't publish until Sept. 26, 2001. But on the 25th anniversary of the attacks, here's my look back at this pivotal, endearing and historic issue from The Onion. onion20.substack.com/p/the-onions...
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 09/09/2026
The Onion hated Alex Rodriguez’s guts 20 years ago. From Sept. 6-12, 2006, The Onion wrote 14 jokes about A-Rod! Plus, President Bush speaks about secret prisons, a gender-reassignment joke and more. onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
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The Onion devoted an entire week to Alex Rodriguez jokes in September 2006
From Sept. 6-12, 2006, The Onion wrote 14 jokes about A-Rod! Plus, President Bush speaks about secret prisons, a gender-reassignment joke and more.
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 02/09/2026
Bush shot birds and chased true love in The Onion 20 years ago. Plus, RIP the Crocodile Hunter, and jokes about Darfur, Terrell Owens, Katherine Harris, football, tennis and more onion20.substack.com/p/bush-birds... #theonion #satire
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Bush shot birds and chased true love in The Onion 20 years ago
Plus, RIP the Crocodile Hunter, and jokes about Darfur, Terrell Owens, Katherine Harris, football, tennis and more
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 06/09/2026
20 years ago, The Onion marked 5 years since 9/11 by criticizing the WTC site. Plus, Stan Kelly weighs in on Pluto, and jokes about “Macho Man” Randy Savage, an Area Picnic, airport security and more onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
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The Onion marked 5 years since 9/11 by criticizing the WTC site
Plus, Stan Kelly weighs in on Pluto, and jokes about “Macho Man” Randy Savage, an Area Picnic, airport security and more
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 01/09/2026
The Onion published a back-to-school special issue in September 2006. Welcome back to The Onion: 20 Years Later, where we review the print issue from 20 years ago, find out what’s still funny and examine the cultural impact. onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
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The Onion published a back-to-school special issue in September 2006
Welcome back to The Onion: 20 Years Later, where we review the print issue from 20 years ago, find out what’s still funny and examine the cultural impact.
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 31/08/2026
Given all the White House renovations and construction, I'm surprised I haven't seen this very old Onion joke resurface. It helps to know that Harding was a big-time philanderer who wrote dirty love letters. theonion.com/white-house-...
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White House Closed For $30 Million Renovation Of Warren G. Harding Presidential Sex-Fantasy Pleasure Suite
WASHINGTON, DC—The White House was closed Monday to allow for a two-week, $30 million restoration and refurbishment of the 76-year-old Warren G. Harding Memorial Sex-Fantasy Pleasure Suite.
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 30/08/2026
20 years ago, Smoove B declined his ex’s wedding invitation. Plus, jokes about President Bush, your local news Al-Qaeda leaders, “7th Heaven,” police dogs, Adam Carolla and more onion20.substack.com/p/august-200... #theonion #satire
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20 years ago, Smoove B declined his ex’s wedding invitation
Plus, jokes about President Bush, your local news Al-Qaeda leaders, “7th Heaven,” police dogs, Adam Carolla and more
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 23/08/2026
The Onion discussed gentrification and drone strikes 20 years ago. Welcome back to The Onion: 20 Years Later, where we review the print issue from 20 years ago, find out what’s still funny and examine the cultural impact. onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
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The Onion talked about gentrification and drone strikes 20 years ago
Welcome back to The Onion: 20 Years Later, where we review the print issue from 20 years ago, find out what’s still funny and examine the cultural impact.
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 20/08/2026
It’s been 20 years since “Snakes on a Plane” came out, and @TheOnion.com had something to say about it. This is a surprisingly good Samuel L. Jackson impersonation in addition to the always strong George W. Bush voiceover.
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James daSilva @jamesdasilva.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The AI comes out as more of an expert witness, which is not the point, I realize, but is also dismaying.
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 14/08/2026
Minor milestone last week — the 300th issue of original jokes by The Onion in the 2000s. That’s not totally random: It means I’ve written about 300 print issues of The Onion! Pretty wild that I chose this as a hobby, but grateful I can still do it. onion20.substack.com/p/august-200...
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20 years ago, The Onion went conspiracy theory on 9/11
Plus, Stan Kelly forgives Mel Gibson, and jokes about Condoleezza Rice, Middle East terrorism economics and much more
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 07/08/2026
20 years ago, The Onion ran a fantasy football league where the point was to do badly. Take a look at what the webpage looked like, including the welcome message and rules. web.archive.org/web/20060824...
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Onion Fantasy Football - Shattered Expectations | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
The Onion, America's Finest News Source, is an award-winning publication covering world, national, and * local issues. It is updated daily online and distributed weekly in select American cities.
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 03/08/2026
Found this randomly: A blog post by longtime Onion writer Joe Garden describing a typical day at @TheOnion.com in August 2006. maximumfun.org/news/how-was...
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How was work today? | Maximum Fun
Jesse seems to be bak to full strength, but until I hear the difinitive “Sign off, NOW, Mr. Garden,” am going to post a handful of other items. Specifically, Jesse asked me to post a little “Behind…
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 02/08/2026
The Onion gave Bush even more power 20 years ago. Plus, new print features! And jokes about Joe Biden, Ken Lay, the 787 Dreamliner, meat, nonprofits onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
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In August 2006, The Onion had Bush give himself more power
Plus, new print features! And jokes about Joe Biden, Ken Lay, the 787 Dreamliner, meat, nonprofits
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 31/07/2026
ICYMI, the origin story of @theOnion.com cartoonist Stan Kelly, who just marked 20 years at The Onion. onion20.substack.com/p/the-origin...
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The origin story of Stan Kelly, cartoonist for The Onion
Stan Kelly has been The Onion's editorial cartoonist for 20 years. But who is he?
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
in 2016 @spikefriedman.bsky.social and another college buddy of ours got in an argument about who's better at parallel parking. we decided to hold a contest judged by the rest of the group—but ten years hence, so they'd each have that time to practice. yesterday i got this google notification:
Google event reminder: Parallel Parking Face-Off, July 26, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 19/07/2026
In July 2006, The Onion redesigned the newspaper!. Goodbye, green lines! Hello, smaller text! Welcome to the next era of The Onion's print edition onion20.substack.com/p/in-july-20... #theonion #satire
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In July 2006, The Onion redesigned its newspaper
Goodbye, green lines! Hello, smaller text! Welcome to the next era of The Onion's print edition
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 19/07/2026
4 eras of @TheOnion.com's newspaper: 1. 1994 (black and white, coupons on the front page) 2. 1996 (color, USA Today-style) 3. 2000 (slight changes, the version you probably remember) 4. July 19, 2006 (a new era begins) I dug into the 2006 redesign today: onion20.substack.com/p/in-july-20...
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Longtime third place game respecter here reheating my article from 2017
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The NFL Should Replace the Pro Bowl With a Third-Place Game
If you’re not first, you could still not be fourth
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 11/07/2026
Everything I covered in this issue is no longer on The Onion's website, including the Onion Radio News. open.substack.com/pub/onion20/...
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 08/07/2026
Remember when publications weren’t forced to produce “content” 24/7? Today, we’re looking at how @TheOnion.com used its website’s 10th anniversary in 2006 as a cover for … taking two weeks’ vacation! onion20.substack.com/p/july-2006-...
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 05/07/2026
The Onion printed a 1906 newspaper on this date 20 years ago. A special issue and a piece of Onion history that you can't find online! onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
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The Onion printed a 1906 newspaper on this date 20 years ago
A special issue and a piece of Onion history that you can't find online!
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 04/07/2026
“Admitting that their behavior in previous years had left them embarrassed and ashamed, the nation’s dogs announced Thursday that they intend on keeping their shit together during this year’s Fourth of July fireworks displays.” theonion.com/nation-s-dog...
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Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Shit Together During 4th Of July Fireworks
WASHINGTON—Admitting that their behavior in previous years had left them embarrassed and ashamed, the nation’s dogs announced Thursday that they intend on keeping their shit together during this year’s...
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 04/07/2026
📜🇺🇸 Printed on the night of July 4, 1776, the Dunlap Broadside was the first published copy of the Declaration of Independence, carrying news of independence across the colonies. See more remarkable items from the Internet Archive's collections👇 blog.archive.org/2026/06/29/t... #AmericanHistory
The Dunlap Broadside of the United States Declaration of Independence, printed in Philadelphia by John Dunlap on July 4, 1776. The document is headed "In Congress, July 4, 1776" and titled "A Declaration by the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress Assembled." The full text of the Declaration is set in period typefaces, opening with the "When in the Course of human Events" preamble and proceeding through the statement of self-evident truths, the list of grievances against the British Crown, and the formal declaration of independence. The document is signed in print by John Hancock as President and attested by Charles Thomson as Secretary, with the imprint "Philadelphia: Printed by John Dunlap" at the bottom. The broadside is printed on aged cream-colored paper.A close-up detail of the Dunlap Broadside showing the opening of the Declaration of Independence. Partial header text reads "United S[tates]" and "In Gene[ral Congress]." A large decorative drop capital "W" begins the preamble, followed by the text "HEN in the Course of" and continuing lines including "We hold these Truths," "unalienable Rights," "instituted among Men, deriving their just Pow[ers]," and "it is the Right of the People to alter," ending with the opening grievances "He has refused his Assent to Laws" and "He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws." The 18th-century typeface shows the characteristic long-s letterforms of the period. Printed on aged cream paper.
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 28/06/2026
Jesus refused to save a guy 20 years ago in The Onion. Plus, jokes about dirty bombs, cuckolding, McCain-Feingold, Alan Colmes, Kinko's, Bill Gates, climate-change hypocrisy and more. onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
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Jesus refused to save a guy 20 years ago in The Onion
Plus, jokes about dirty bombs, cuckolding, McCain-Feingold, Alan Colmes, Kinko's, Bill Gates, climate-change hypocrisy and more.
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 26/06/2026
Here is a July 2006 advertisement in @TheOnion.com's print newspaper ... starring The Onion, as they sought unpaid interns. The softball line is an inside joke, as they were notoriously terrible at softball but played in a NYC media league.
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 23/06/2026
32 times The Onion mentioned Alan Greenspan. The late Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan was larger than life — especially when The Onion wrote about him onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
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32 times The Onion mentioned Alan Greenspan
The late Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan was larger than life — especially when The Onion wrote about him
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 22/06/2026
RIP Alan Greenspan, one of @TheOnion.com's best caricatures: theonion.com?s=%22greensp... A few favorites: “Greenspan Tattoos 'Fed Life' Across Abdomen” “Fifth-Grader Writes 'Mrs. Alan Greenspan' All Over Her Notebook” “Federal Reserve Board Chairman Toughens Dating Standards”
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You searched for "greenspan" - The Onion
Become A Member. Get The Paper.
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 21/06/2026
20 years ago, The Onion said the U.S. was abused by Britain. Plus, jokes about Toby Keith, health clubs, blooper reels, disciplining your children, doctors, unions and more onion20.substack.com/p/june-2006-... #theonion #satire
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20 years ago, The Onion said the U.S. was abused by Britain
Plus, jokes about Toby Keith, health clubs, blooper reels, disciplining your children, doctors, unions and more
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 20/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day weekend. 20 years ago, @TheOnion.com shared a very special presidential radio address featuring Bush 43, Bush 41, Bill Clinton, and Dick Cheney.
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 14/06/2026
20 years ago, @theOnion.com published a column by Samuel Morse, who wanted a movie made about Morse Code. I decoded the Morse code within the article and supplied audio files. Please enjoy! onion20.substack.com/p/june-2006-...
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20 years ago, The Onion turned Morse code into a movie thriller
This is one of 2006's best Onion issues. The Pope, secondhand smoke, Jon Lovitz, Sony, Iran, Daily Kos, spam emails and more
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 07/06/2026
20 years ago, The Onion made fun of Africa ... again. Plus, Aziz Ansari's headshot, a rogue scientist, long-distance phone plans, blimps, Paul McCartney, Kim Jong-Il, and much more. onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
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20 years ago, The Onion made fun of Africa ... again
Plus, Aziz Ansari's headshot, a rogue scientist, long-distance phone plans, blimps, Paul McCartney, Kim Jong-Il, and much more.
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 06/06/2026
A few thoughts on my redesign of The Onion: 20 Years Later. Thoughts from a writer trying to do a little bit of design. Presenting the new logo, wordmark and email banner for The Onion: 20 Years Later. onion20.substack.com/p/a-few-thou... #theonion #satire
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I redesigned The Onion: 20 Years Later (a little) in 2026
Thoughts from a writer trying to do a little bit of design. Presenting the new logo, wordmark and email banner for The Onion: 20 Years Later.
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 31/05/2026
20 years ago, violence erupted after "Will & Grace" ended. Plus, jokes about Israel-Hamas, the year 1995, Columbia House, Guns N' Roses, Larry King, David Alan Grier and more. onion20.substack.com/p/may-2006-t... #theonion #satire
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20 years ago, violence erupted after "Will & Grace" ended
Plus, jokes about Israel-Hamas, the year 1995, Columbia House, Guns N' Roses, Larry King, David Alan Grier and more.
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 27/05/2026
The Onion gave Barry Bonds an asterisk 20 years ago. Plus, jokes about Afghanistan, ringtones, Memorial Day, Sammy Hagar, Themistocles, Toni Morrison, Columbine and more onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
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The Onion gave Barry Bonds an asterisk 20 years ago
Plus, jokes about Afghanistan, ringtones, Memorial Day, Sammy Hagar, Themistocles, Toni Morrison, Columbine and more
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It do be like that
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 24/05/2026
20 years ago, The Onion imagined Flight 93, but with Martin Lawrence. Plus, jokes about Hillary Clinton, Chinese sweatshops, Brian Williams, Don Knotts and Richard Pryor, Puerto Rico and more onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
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20 years ago, The Onion imagined Flight 93, but against Martin Lawrence
Plus, jokes about Hillary Clinton, Chinese sweatshops, Brian Williams, Don Knotts and Richard Pryor, Puerto Rico and more
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 20/05/2026
20 years ago, The Onion declared the Knicks a "quagmire". Plus, jokes about sabermetrics, David Foster Wallace, President Bush, Elmo, the Indy 500 and more onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
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20 years ago, The Onion declared the Knicks a "quagmire"
Plus, jokes about sabermetrics, David Foster Wallace, President Bush, Elmo, the Indy 500 and more
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 17/05/2026
20 years ago, The Onion celebrated oil execs, organ harvesting. Plus, jokes about George Clooney, novelists, snakebites, gold prices, a master's thesis and impressing high-school girls onion20.substack.com/p/may-17-200... #theonion #satire
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20 years ago, The Onion celebrated oil execs, organ harvesting
Plus, jokes about George Clooney, novelists, snakebites, gold prices, a master's thesis and impressing high-school girls
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 13/05/2026
20 years ago, The Onion went after Roger Clemens, fancy chairs and a Kennedy. The Onion's web-only jokes from May 10-16, 2006, cover Big Pharma, NSA surveillance, Michael Hayden, Roger Clemens, John Daly, Patrick Kennedy and more. onion20.substack.com/p/the-onion-... #theonion #satire
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20 years ago, The Onion mocked Roger Clemens and a Kennedy
The Onion's web-only jokes from May 10-16, 2006, cover Big Pharma, NSA surveillance, Michael Hayden, Roger Clemens, John Daly, Patrick Kennedy and more.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Here is Jason’s essay about being the first active player in one of the four major men’s U.S. sports to come out as gay. What an absolute hero who will never be forgotten: www.si.com/more-sports/...
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Why NBA center Jason Collins is coming out now
This story appears in the May 6, 2013, issue of Sports Illustrated. I'm a 34-year-old NBA center. I'm black. And I'm gay. I didn't set out to be the first
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 10/05/2026
20 years ago, The Onion warned about RU-486 and alligators. Plus, jokes about Kofi Annan, Hormel, global warming, TV sweeps, marriage proposals, Greektown, and much more onion20.substack.com/p/may-2006-t... #theonion #satire
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20 years ago, The Onion warned about RU-486 and alligators
Plus, jokes about Kofi Annan, Hormel, global warming, TV sweeps, marriage proposals, Greektown, and much more
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Shaq's gas math had reached the youths
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The Onion: 20 Years Later @onion20.substack.com · 09/05/2026
20 years ago today, @TheOnion.com won a Webby Award! Other winners? The MySpace founders, Thomas Friedman for “The World Is Flat,” The Gorillaz and Flickr. AOL was a title sponsor. Congratulations to The Onion for outlasting them. (cc @bencollins.bsky.social) www.webbyawards.com/press/press-...
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10th Annual Webby Awards Unveil Year’s Best Web Sites
For Immediate Release Contact: Jill Feldman,jill@mkpr.com Patrick Kowalczyk, patrick@mkpr.com Michael Kaminer Public Relations, 212.627.8098
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