Sign in

Kimbo0oly👻

@onesassymisfit.bsky.social
1.1K followers 749 following 2.6K posts

♡To live for the hope of it all♡ I found mine

PostsRepliesMedia
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 1h
Oh yes they all are!!
010
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 1h
He is cute but a pain in my butt! I wouldn't have it any other way!!
110
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 1h
Omg 😂 so dramatic! Lol
000
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 2h
We thought Moose was sick and nearing the end of his life. He wasn't eating and was sleeping a lot. Took him to the vet and discovered he was just being a drama queen because he wanted his nails cut. He is 100% fine now 😂🙄
Small tan and brown dog
230
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 5h
Every day is worse than the last. It's exhausting 😵‍💫
000
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 5h
Excuse me, what?
static.klipy.com
What Did You Say Reaction Meme
Alt: What Did You Say Reaction Meme
000
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 5h
Republicans are all drug trafficking pedos
000
Reposted by Kimbo0oly👻
The Onion @theonion.com · 6h
Natalie Harp Raids Trump’s Underwear Drawer theonion.com/natalie-harp...
Natalie Harp Raids Trump’s Underwear Drawer
1251535143
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 5h
Grotesque
000
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 5h
They are all thieves. All. Of. Them.
010
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 6h
Wow, so clever 🙄 what an asshole
000
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 6h
You wake up on the train with your headphones gone, then that melody is all you want
000
Reposted by Kimbo0oly👻
Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 23h
The Ilhan Omar stuff is grotesque and feels worthy of impeachment by itself
725240652
Reposted by Kimbo0oly👻
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23h
The immutable, unnamed American law of The Dumbest Thing That Can Happen Will Happen dictates that the Democrats will win the House handily, as projected, and take the Senate 51-49, making John Fetterman the most powerful flesh husk in America for the next 24 months.
2103851367
Reposted by Kimbo0oly👻
Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And. Here. They. Come.
1232868522
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson's Monkey Brain
Alt: Homer Simpson's Monkey Brain
000
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Doctor Doctor give me the news I gotta bad case of wanting today to be the day, please say today is the day
050
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Having to get filler is better than having to start completely over!
110
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Explode Train
Alt: Explode Train
010
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh nooo, can you start over?
100
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What
010
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He was POTUS at this time.
031
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I am giving you gentle hugs for the internal pain you carry that most people will never understand
020
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I was once yelled at by someone when they found out I don't speak to anyone in my family. He said it was cruel on my part for not letting them be in my kids lives. Sir, I was abused mentally, physically, spiritually, and emotionally, and they started to do the same to my kids. I want no part of that
120
Reposted by Kimbo0oly👻
Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Being GenX/Millennial is such a trip. In our lifetimes, we saw people our age getting wild criminal penalties for pirating music and now have to sit and watch as companies gobble up our work with impunity.
95123313631
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The business could have easily put a sign up that said not for sale. They chose not to do that. The whole thing is a mess, and I am eating it up.
static.klipy.com
Marie Kondo: I Love Mess
Alt: Marie Kondo: I Love Mess
160
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
LMFAOOOOOOOO
static.klipy.com
Flotus Flotus Jacket
Alt: Flotus i dont care do you Jacket
020
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Words mean nothing anymore
010
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
2 party 2 party 2 party 2 party Sir, there are more than 2 parties present
static.klipy.com
Billy Butcher's Crybaby Moment
Alt: Billy Butcher's Crybaby Moment
000
Reposted by Kimbo0oly👻
Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Enoki is a puzzle chompion
101005221
Reposted by Kimbo0oly👻
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/10/2026
This photo says everything about why Trump keeps hiring unqualified worshipful young women (who look like his daughter)
Pic of Trump boarding Marine One with Natalie and Katie absolutely beaming at him
105375611973
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Time has just moved way too fast. 😭
020
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I doubt that 😂
010
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I was shocked to learn that he could cook and actually wash his own laundry
020
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Kell could make it big, Ned! He has the girls as backup singers. What a concert that would be. 😂
120
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Great, they can build it in her backyard, and she can deal with the noise.
010
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Imagine my surprise when my youngest (born in 2005) turned 21 this year 😭 In my opinion, my kids will always be 7 and 8, even tho my oldest has his own life, in his own apartment.
260
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Kell is perfect in every way, MAYBE he just wants to be a pop star and is practicing his singing!
static.klipy.com
Disapproving Monkey's Funny Reaction
Alt: Disapproving Monkey's Funny Reaction
120
Reposted by Kimbo0oly👻
J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
64892764
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Being lonely makes you racist now??????? Wtf!
140
Reposted by Kimbo0oly👻
The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
⸙࿔*:・༄˖
A drawing of monsters having a picnic. The caption reads, "thanks for letting me be my weird self with you"
71301492
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dude that gets turned on by a couch cushion is commenting on someone else's search history 😳
000
Reposted by Kimbo0oly👻
Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 13/10/2026
This dude never met a holiday he couldn’t spend with a woman who wasn’t his wife. Remember when he spent America’s 250th in ENGLAND?
A still image from behind of Ken Paxton walking around London with a woman in a green evening dress on his arm
629755
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You deserve another garden dragon for this. Get a big one!
070
Reposted by Kimbo0oly👻
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Read the whole thread and pass it on.
12805285
Reposted by Kimbo0oly👻
Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
172398325
Reposted by Kimbo0oly👻
Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
61136982754
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't have enough weed to get through this day 🫠
020
Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just like he did with Iran? And the Russia invasion of Ukraine?
000
Reposted by Kimbo0oly👻
Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. 
In the first panel, we see a pair of ghosts. The first ghost says, “Let us make love, my darling.”
In the second panel, we see  see the second ghost’s face, blushing. It says, “Here? In public?”
In the third panel, we again see the pair of ghosts together. The first one says, “No one can see us, we’re ghosts!”
In the fourth panel, the title reads “the cat”. We see a cat looking up at them.
43116092400