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Kimbo0oly👻

@onesassymisfit.bsky.social
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♡To live for the hope of it all♡ I found mine

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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My Carolina reapers are finally ready!!!
Carolina reaper, habenaro peppers, jalapeño and banana peppers
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
580 jobs per state is abysmal Where is the greatness?
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trying to think of some other policy areas where we should expect similar moves. *ever-more-brutal immigration enforcement *crackdown on nonprofit status of left groups *more press bans and FCC actions against news outlets *another round of tariffs *bogus charges in "grand conspiracy" case
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're holding up a major escalation in Iran and a crackdown on abortion until after the midterms to limit political damage. To the extent that the last two years have been a right-wing smash-and-grab operation, the next two will be worse.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, who listens intently.
Green: I haven't been spending enough time with you.

Green sits down opposite of Blue.
Green: How about we take the afternoon to do things together? You choose.

Blue looks visibly excited, and Green leans in towards him.
Blue: Anything?
Green: Anything you like.

Blue rushes off in delight, while Green remains sitting, watching him go with an unreadable expression on his face.
Blue: Let's set up your controller, we're going to play that game you promised to try.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 02/10/2026
all trump does is loot and destroy
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The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A drawing of a kitten sitting among candles. The caption reads, "let's prioritize comfort for now"
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Persephone, my queen 😍
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Amber Gray's Intense Fanning in Hadestown
Alt: Amber Gray's Intense Fanning in Hadestown
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎶🎵All I've ever known is how to hold my own🎶🎵
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Our outdoor Halloween decor needed some updating. Here's what I've been working on for spooky season 👻
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Spooky Season! The most wonderful time of the year 🥰
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pinterest is useless now 😭 it's nothing but ads and AI. Where am I supposed to go for my crafting questions and inspiration?
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I might not have been the greatest mother ever, but I was the kind of mom my kids could always come to, no matter what. My son stopped home today and collapsed in my arms. He just needed a hug from me so he could feel his big feelings in peace. I'm so glad I could give him that, even if for a moment
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Forrest Gump and Momma's Emotional Hug
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need a music video of this song. Need. It.
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But you love this song You wake up on the train and you′re all alone Then that memory is all you want You never knew that it was Babylon 'Til it was gone
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate when people say "you'll get through this."

I've been getting through things my entire life. I'm tired of just getting through things. I want to feel light. I want to feel safe in my own life. I want to stop carrying things I never chose to carry.

I want to exist without constantly feeling like something bad is about to happen.

@awakened_goddesses
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some crows moved into my neighborhood, and I am going to befriend them
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you don't like it, don't listen to it. It's not that complex. Jfc.
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taco Bell? Yes, please
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Boy's Hilarious Reaction to Taco Bell Offer
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Kate Glenn @findingtangle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
patient zero is finding ongoing closure from bad relationships through shared experience Cleveland is closure from the search for love by finding the “right” person Pink clouding is retrospective closure if you may have hurt a past lover Babylon is a call to find closure by embracing your present
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ʅαυɾα⸆⸉ ✮˙ᴴ🐞| cleveland! ❤️‍🔥 @fateofophel1ia.swifties.social · 25/09/2026
Patient Zero: I can recognize what hurt me. Cleveland: I can recognize what healthy love feels like. Pink Clouding: I can recognize where I hurt others. Babylon: And I can recognize what I deserve now. THAT is the fucking Encore.
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Pusheen @pusheen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🍂 🧡
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taps the sign
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me while listening to Babylon
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Crying Dancing
Alt: Crying Dancing
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Babylon is such a good song 😲🥹
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look at this photograph.
Reuters caption: President Trump, first lady Melania Trump and Chinese President Xi Jinping after watching a military demonstration from a balcony of the White House in Washington. REUTERS/Evan Vucci

Southpaw adds: Melania and Trump each look into the camera lens; Trump is intensely bug eyed and stiff while Melania looks desolated and betrayed. Xi watches them impassively.
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe you should focus on your favorites instead of tearing Taylor apart. She's allowed to make music, and we are allowed to be excited about it. Some of you really need to get off the internet it has truly rotted your brains.
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Taylor Swift Makes Loser Sign with Eye Roll
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My little garden is still producing wonderfully
Tomatoes banana peppers jalapeño and habenaro peppers from my garden
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Donald Trump is a convicted criminal His administration is a criminal enterprise
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He'll only allow White House access to reporters who say nice things about him! He'll only follow court orders he agrees with! What here is not fascism?
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My neighbor just wandered over to chat with me, and the first thing he said was, I hope Mr. Hollywood (what he calls Trump) gets worms exploding out his butt. 😂😂
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I fucking hate Donald Trump
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can thank Mike Rogers and his boss Donald Trump for your $5 gas and $7 diesel.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Michigan. Thanks to Donald Trump’s outrageous war in Iran, cosigned by Mike Rogers.
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Does anyone have a home remedy for the darkness within that is slowly overcoming your will to live? I tried apple cider vinegar.
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𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔦 mᥲrіᥱ✩ @neveraningenue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@opaliteskies.swifties.social 💀 BEHOLD.
final form jigsaw taylor
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's going to be funny when Taylor is doing all this just to release her wedding pictures 😂
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Nate Bowling @natebowling.com · 20/09/2026
This should be the biggest political scandal of our times. It's literally Robinhood in reverse, robbing working people and lining the pockets of the rich.
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hims a baby
Small brown dog curled up in a halloween onesie that has orange pumpkins of different shapes and sizes, spider web, a skull, the word boo and a black cat, it is grey
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A retro pop-art style image featuring a woman in a plaid dress with her reddish-orange hair tied up in a bow. She is bent forward with one hand covering her face in distress or exhaustion. To her right, retro cream-colored font against a blue background reads: "You can't pour from an empty cup".
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The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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A drawing of a dragon warming up a slice of pie with its breath. The caption reads, "doin' my best to make my own joy today"
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here is Abdul El-Sayed next to an empty podium because his opponent Mike Rodgers refused to debate him
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Sam Youngman @samyoungman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I know there’s too much news coming too fast but man I just don’t think we should move past the whole fbi bestiality thing.
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Swara A.S. ☀️🍉🌊🧿 @spiderswarz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
H/T @falconwizard.bsky.social
Ed Sheeran alone and sad on his tour bus
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 15/09/2026
Chuck Grassley melancholically banging his gavel during this tirade is very funny.
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ʅαυɾα⸆⸉ ✮˙ᴴ🐞| cleveland! ❤️‍🔥 @fateofophel1ia.swifties.social · 15/09/2026
This is going to ruin the tour IYKYK 🤣🤣🤣
Justin timberlake
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
these mf’ers
Breaking News
The Trump administration approved a $2.8 billion arms sale to Israel that includes heavy bombs, according to a U.S. official.
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Kimbo0oly👻 @onesassymisfit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed, I hope you are having the day you deserve
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All I'm saying is, for the very first time, I do wish he would mackle more.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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