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Mad Mac

@oneoddbroad.bsky.social
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I was a weird child. Now I’m a weirder adult.

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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Social media got a lot more tolerable when I started assuming that everyone posts while waiting in line at the dispensary.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If you forget the word for “planetarium,” I highly recommend making frantic dome motions with your hands while also yelling “YOU KNOW, A FUCKING STAR TERRARIUM!”
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Happy belated birthday to my husband, who has now aged out of military eligibility twice over the course of our marriage.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Everyone, please come see how handsomely my dog posed for me today. (Not pictured: 37 other photos almost exactly like these.)
A black dog with his floppy ear toward the camera sits on a blue chair to look out an offscreen window. A black dog posed on a blue chair stretches his front legs across a grey ottoman. A black dog reclines across a blue chair. A black dog yawns while perched in a blue chair as his front feet stretch onto a grey ottoman.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This song came up in the shuffle this morning. It remains one of my favorite song/video combinations, and not just because it makes me want to awkwardly and unselfconsciously white-girl dance out the end of the world through (what I assume is) Boston’s empty streets. youtu.be/Mc_wtqSSp5I
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Man Man - Cloud Nein [LYRIC VIDEO]
YouTube video by Sub Pop
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Dunno what kind of reach this will get, but does anyone have any recommendations for soft dog treats? My poor food-motivated elder pooch had a lot of teeth extracted yesterday and I don’t want to risk oral injuries. Dog tax included.
A black dog uses his puppy-dog eyes to beg for treats.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
music.apple.com/us/album/com... ”So come make your own mind and use your own eyes You see what they're doing and know it ain't right And there ain't nothing wrong with us wanting to fight There is a resistance that grows every day From following blindly to leading the way…”
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Come and Check Your Head by Blue King Brown on Apple Music
Song · 2006 · Duration 4:01
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 27/01/2026
I've been representing protesters pro bono since Trump 1.0. In that time, I've represented protesters against the Muslim ban, ICE, trans bans, DEI bans, genocide in Occupied Palestine, police brutality, and more. Want to know why more people don't protest? Here's why.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I live between a major road and rail tracks. In extreme weather, both get unusually silent, which is simultaneously my favorite and the most surreal time to live between two active transportation avenues. But my new favorite happened today: watching someone snow-mobile their way down the highway.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
For all the times I’ve changed my mind about a person, I never thought Paris Hilton would be someone I come to regard more respectfully. Look up some videos of her testifying in court, and then be in awe of how quickly she drops the ditz act and becomes an eloquent, impassioned woman.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
We all get to exist at the same time as this amazing asshole, who’s the most beautiful and perfect mammal on four legs regardless of how much he thinks both parents WFH because Our Dogchild of Perpetual Needs requires constant attention.
The face of a black dog whose head is resting on two blankets.
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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen *Everyone has stories like this*
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
My entire day screeched to a halt when this dude landed at my door.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Having a heeler means that you are pointing out every. single. Bluey holiday decoration to the dog who did not sign up for Mom ruining walkies with peals of “Buddy, look! Bluey! JUST LIKE YOOOOOUUU!!!”
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Best part of working with Scandinavians is that December meetings start with A Very Metalcore Christmas Playlist.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
If you’ve had a career where you keep getting unwanted responsibility heaped on you because other people routinely mistake your anxiety for ambition and it has burned you the fuck out, I heartily recommend returning to non-managerial roles. You are going! to! love! not being needed every 15 minutes.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I stopped keeping track of Santa Lucia Day decades ago, and was delighted to find out that it coincided with my first attempt at making spritz cookies.
A cookie tray of slightly manhandled green-tinted, five-sided spritz cookies before they’re baked.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Asking my husband to get me leftist books this gift-giving season to make sure we’re on all the same watch lists. ❤️
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Hey, Siri, is my seventh day of employment too soon to send my editor-in-chief a mid-huddle link to Bigfoot smut?
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Already delighted to find out that working remotely is really just an opportunity for my depression clothes to experience functional life.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I have greeted my first fully WFH job with an office chair made specifically for people who can’t sit normally and what is essentially a human-sized dog pillow, and this might be the closest I’ve ever been to knowing true professional joy.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
WSJ headline: Gen Z shoppers aren't spending like retailers need them to
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I came home from my last day of the job I’ve been trying to quit for three years to my house smelling of a goddamn feast and the windows thrown open to welcome in a beautiful spring day in November. Shit has been really, really hard for, like, the past two years. I forgot I could be this happy!
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
When the job offer comes through and it’s essentially two pages of things your current job would never give you.
Nicole Kidman raises her arms in what looks an awful lot like liberated joy.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Nothing can prepare you for the abrupt shift in content that comes from your phone hearing every conversation that happens between interviewing for a new job and quitting your old one.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Siri, can you play The Crunge by Led Zeppelin?
A bridge dotted with lights is reflected in the river below as it stretches across the visual field. A dark-blue evening sky is in the background; the banks of a parking lot and a single, mostly leafless tree occupy the right-third of the image.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Me, before listening: Hey, Lily Allen’s new album has a track with my name! Me, a person who thinks every meeting will be Something Bad, after feeling scolded for a song and a half: … oh. Oh no. Oh nooooooooo.
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Philadelphia Inquirer Food @phillyinqfood.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
If you or someone you know needs help, here’s where to find free groceries and meals across the Philadelphia region — and where to donate if you’re looking to help. 🔗 www.inquirer.com/news/philade...
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Lee Knox Ostertag @leeknoxostertag.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
hit me with your recommendations for excellent trans adult fiction by trans authors? Stag Dance and RCBG have been rattling around in my head since I read them and I and want to read more trans stories that aren't memoir or aimed at young readers!
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
My proudest internet moment is introducing a portmanteau for ”spare parent” to more than 22k people who also seem to understand what it’s like being your beloved dog’s least favorite housemate.
A screenshot of an Instagram notification reporting that 22,909 people liked a comment that begins with ”I UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF BEING SPARENT.”
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Amazon just announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year. UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year. Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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Christmas Spirit News @christmasspirit.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
“Feeding America” has a network of 200 food banks & can help you find one in your state. www.feedingamerica.org
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U.S. Hunger Relief Organization | Feeding America
Feeding America is a nonprofit network of 200 food banks leading the fight against hunger in the United States. Learn how you can help end hunger in America.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I’m finally getting press releases suggesting that the AI bubble is about to burst, so at least there’s that….?
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Elizabeth Weill-Greenberg 🇵🇸 @elizabethweill.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Breaking: The Department of Justice announced it will "monitor polling sites in six jurisdictions [in New Jersey and California] ahead of the upcoming November 4, 2025, general election to ensure transparency, ballot security, and compliance with federal law." www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justi...
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Justice Department to Monitor Polling Sites in California, New Jersey
WASHINGTON – Today, the Department of Justice announced that it will monitor polling sites in six jurisdictions ahead of the upcoming November 4, 2025, general election to ensure transparency, ballot ...
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I started viewing the news I digest through the lens of The Ruling Class Is Trying to Kill the Working Class So There’s Less Competition for Resources in an Apocalyptic Hellscape, and I am horrified by how many things make a lot more sense now.
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William C. @williamcson.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
“Many are mourning the fact that they can no longer pretend that things were okay enough just to vote, win an election, and keep going. No, this situation was already here, and the white supremacy we’re seeing was going to resurrect itself one way or another.” prismreports.org/2025/10/20/a...
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Another way out: How denying reality aids fascism
Fascism doesn’t just thrive on hate—it also feeds on denial. As institutions crumble and history is rewritten, the refusal to confront reality becomes one of the most dangerous political acts of all
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
defector.com/breaking-som... (But also: Keep going and look at me so I can finish. Also also: HOLY SHIT I WISH I WROTE THIS.)
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Dear PR people: I’m a hyper-local magazine editor (*with my coverage zone doubling as my email’s domain!!*) just BEGGING you all to start listing regional interest/impact in your outreach.
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RavenMae @ravenmae.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
This must always be RT on Indigenous Peoples Day
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Had to rethread the yellow floss at the perfect point.
An in-progress, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy-themed cross stitch project currently showing a nearly-complete blue whale and ”DO PANIC” outlined in large, friendly yellow letters.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
God, the dude writes ONE coprophagia scene and then no one takes his foresight seriously for another 50 years.
A screenshot of a Google News feed that features headlines like Literay Hub’s ”Thomas Pynchon Has Been Warning Us About American Fascism the Whole Time” and the New York Times’ ”Thomas Pynchon Saw Where America was Headed. What Does He See Now?”
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I have no one to ask because I am largely self-taught but if anyone on #crossstitch Bluesky can help an ambitious stitcher out, I’d super appreciate it because I do not trust post-AI Google: Does stitching 28 over 2 mean that each X will occupy four total squares?
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
A woman was shot by federal agents Saturday, the second person to be shot by agents during President Trump’s expanded immigration enforcement campaign in Chicago. blockclubchi.co/4nBVDtt
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Every day is heavy now but yesterday was Black Dog Day, which raises awareness of how black dogs are often overlooked in shelters. This saucy Aussie has been my favorite house wolf for almost 12 years, and being his second chance is the only motherhood I crave. (Even if Daddy is Favorite Parent.)
A mostly black medium-sized dog with a grey chest and muzzle, red harness and both ears up lies in the backseat of a car with his front paws dangling and his top lip stuck on his teeth in an accidental doggie grin as he looks toward the camera.
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Prison Journalism Project @prisonjournalism.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
In a recent piece, Kelsey Dodson shares what it's like to menstruate in prison. One woman says she was forced to bleed through her underwear, her pants, and finally her white blanket during an hour-long count. This piece was co-published with @theguardian.com. Please give it a read.
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What It's Like to Have Your Period in Prison
Even at a women’s prison, your menstruation care needs may not be met.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Picked the right pattern to be working on when I found out I didn’t get raptured for, like, the sixth time.
A tattoo-inspired, in-progress cross stitch piece with two blue birds flanking a red heart overlaid with a yellow “Fuck it” ribbon. Jackie Dayton, regular human bartender, makes an appearance as a needle minder.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
There are so! many! dogs! at this airport that I’m going to be personally offended if none of them are on my flight.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
When you find your loose screws but it’s because the mechanic’s showing you why your tire has a slow leak.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I just opened a video titled ”How to use an EPIPEN” and had to sit through two ads to get to the content.
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