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Mad Mac

@oneoddbroad.bsky.social
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I was a weird child. Now I’m a weirder adult.

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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just here to add that we read The Hobbit in my school’s gifted and talented fifth-grade reading class. Assignments included drawing scenes from the book to illustrate new words we learned and retelling the story from Smaug’s point of view. (Weird what brain cells survive the ravages of time.)
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Social media got a lot more tolerable when I started assuming that everyone posts while waiting in line at the dispensary.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I came here low-key hoping for Weird Lil Guy’s First Night photos but goddamn this Lil Dude looks rad as hell!!
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If you forget the word for “planetarium,” I highly recommend making frantic dome motions with your hands while also yelling “YOU KNOW, A FUCKING STAR TERRARIUM!”
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Those numbers be like 🆙 These little guys look so freaking rad! 😍
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Happy belated birthday to my husband, who has now aged out of military eligibility twice over the course of our marriage.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
WHERE’S THAT CONFOUNDED BRIDGE!?
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
YELLEANOR, AUNTIE LOVES AND MISSES YOOOOOU!
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Just like his cousins!
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Everyone, please come see how handsomely my dog posed for me today. (Not pictured: 37 other photos almost exactly like these.)
A black dog with his floppy ear toward the camera sits on a blue chair to look out an offscreen window. A black dog posed on a blue chair stretches his front legs across a grey ottoman. A black dog reclines across a blue chair. A black dog yawns while perched in a blue chair as his front feet stretch onto a grey ottoman.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This song came up in the shuffle this morning. It remains one of my favorite song/video combinations, and not just because it makes me want to awkwardly and unselfconsciously white-girl dance out the end of the world through (what I assume is) Boston’s empty streets. youtu.be/Mc_wtqSSp5I
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Man Man - Cloud Nein [LYRIC VIDEO]
YouTube video by Sub Pop
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Thank you so much for this! Bil Jac is definitely a brand my food-motivated fella knows and loves, guess it’s time for a new Chewy order. 😂
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This is your first embroidery!? IT IS AMAZING, I LOVE IT!!! 😍
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Oh, thank you so much for this! My old guy and I send our appreciation to you and your own elder pooch’s endorsement.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Dunno what kind of reach this will get, but does anyone have any recommendations for soft dog treats? My poor food-motivated elder pooch had a lot of teeth extracted yesterday and I don’t want to risk oral injuries. Dog tax included.
A black dog uses his puppy-dog eyes to beg for treats.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
music.apple.com/us/album/com... ”So come make your own mind and use your own eyes You see what they're doing and know it ain't right And there ain't nothing wrong with us wanting to fight There is a resistance that grows every day From following blindly to leading the way…”
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Come and Check Your Head by Blue King Brown on Apple Music
Song · 2006 · Duration 4:01
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 27/01/2026
I've been representing protesters pro bono since Trump 1.0. In that time, I've represented protesters against the Muslim ban, ICE, trans bans, DEI bans, genocide in Occupied Palestine, police brutality, and more. Want to know why more people don't protest? Here's why.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I LOVE when people know an indoor tent is how you get through winter power outages! So glad the heat came back on, though. We didn’t have heat/power for three days after Superstorm Sandy, and I still keenly remember that agony I’d wish on no one (and that was only late autumn!).
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I live between a major road and rail tracks. In extreme weather, both get unusually silent, which is simultaneously my favorite and the most surreal time to live between two active transportation avenues. But my new favorite happened today: watching someone snow-mobile their way down the highway.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
For all the times I’ve changed my mind about a person, I never thought Paris Hilton would be someone I come to regard more respectfully. Look up some videos of her testifying in court, and then be in awe of how quickly she drops the ditz act and becomes an eloquent, impassioned woman.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
We all get to exist at the same time as this amazing asshole, who’s the most beautiful and perfect mammal on four legs regardless of how much he thinks both parents WFH because Our Dogchild of Perpetual Needs requires constant attention.
The face of a black dog whose head is resting on two blankets.
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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen *Everyone has stories like this*
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Even though we thought we’d surely hit the presidential nadir and I was making terrible relationship choices, I would go back to 2004 in a heartbeat!
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
HE EVEN COMES WITH HIS OWN LIGHTSWITCH.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
My entire day screeched to a halt when this dude landed at my door.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
“No, I don’t have kids but my dog loves the colors and also the representation, I guess?” makes me sound exactly like the kind of person I am.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Having a heeler means that you are pointing out every. single. Bluey holiday decoration to the dog who did not sign up for Mom ruining walkies with peals of “Buddy, look! Bluey! JUST LIKE YOOOOOUUU!!!”
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Best part of working with Scandinavians is that December meetings start with A Very Metalcore Christmas Playlist.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
(Of course, it helps to go from the notoriously low-paying world of print media and applying those skills to a mid-level job in literally any other field so the comparative raise and perks feel like you’re getting away with something because perspective makes a good move feel like a genius hack.)
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
If you’ve had a career where you keep getting unwanted responsibility heaped on you because other people routinely mistake your anxiety for ambition and it has burned you the fuck out, I heartily recommend returning to non-managerial roles. You are going! to! love! not being needed every 15 minutes.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I stopped keeping track of Santa Lucia Day decades ago, and was delighted to find out that it coincided with my first attempt at making spritz cookies.
A cookie tray of slightly manhandled green-tinted, five-sided spritz cookies before they’re baked.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Asking my husband to get me leftist books this gift-giving season to make sure we’re on all the same watch lists. ❤️
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Hey, Siri, is my seventh day of employment too soon to send my editor-in-chief a mid-huddle link to Bigfoot smut?
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Already delighted to find out that working remotely is really just an opportunity for my depression clothes to experience functional life.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I have greeted my first fully WFH job with an office chair made specifically for people who can’t sit normally and what is essentially a human-sized dog pillow, and this might be the closest I’ve ever been to knowing true professional joy.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
WSJ headline: Gen Z shoppers aren't spending like retailers need them to
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I came home from my last day of the job I’ve been trying to quit for three years to my house smelling of a goddamn feast and the windows thrown open to welcome in a beautiful spring day in November. Shit has been really, really hard for, like, the past two years. I forgot I could be this happy!
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I JUST WANNA DO MY JOB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR COUCH AND PRETEND IT’S COLLEGE AGAIN.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
When the job offer comes through and it’s essentially two pages of things your current job would never give you.
Nicole Kidman raises her arms in what looks an awful lot like liberated joy.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Immediate impacts of putting in my notice: - It’s 7:22 a.m. and I’m no closer to getting in the shower than I was half an hour ago - Deleting LinkedIn and Indeed emails on sight - OOPS, ALL HOODIES! FOR MY LAST 10 ONSITE DAYS
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I’m just trying to find the bridge!
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Nothing can prepare you for the abrupt shift in content that comes from your phone hearing every conversation that happens between interviewing for a new job and quitting your old one.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Siri, can you play The Crunge by Led Zeppelin?
A bridge dotted with lights is reflected in the river below as it stretches across the visual field. A dark-blue evening sky is in the background; the banks of a parking lot and a single, mostly leafless tree occupy the right-third of the image.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I love these, thanks lots for sharing AND for how I’ll be shoving all this in my TDT-obsessed husband’s face in roughly 30 seconds.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
A single frame from an Alex Norris Webcomic Name strip with a pink human figure saying “oh no”
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Me, before listening: Hey, Lily Allen’s new album has a track with my name! Me, a person who thinks every meeting will be Something Bad, after feeling scolded for a song and a half: … oh. Oh no. Oh nooooooooo.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I am so late to this because I keep forgetting BlueSky is a thing but THE GIGGLES I HAVE GIGGLED over The Phantom of New Hope almost got lukewarm coffee all over my work computer.
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Mad Mac @oneoddbroad.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I’m doing drugs, not hugs. Once hugs start offering me at least 50 MG of THC a pop, then maybe I’ll reconsider.
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Philadelphia Inquirer Food @phillyinqfood.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
If you or someone you know needs help, here’s where to find free groceries and meals across the Philadelphia region — and where to donate if you’re looking to help. 🔗 www.inquirer.com/news/philade...
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