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Oneless99

@oneless99.bsky.social
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Chaos Navigator #FBPE Semi retired Ex Software test manager. Here for the jokes, information, and warm feelings. Likes both kinds of music, Ska and Reggae.

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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can someone arrange for Gyles Brandreth to visit Nigel Farage?
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I have a flu jab, do I need to have an Autism or change my pronouns?
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All wearing their Nonce Bonnets
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 8 100🎯 99🎯 100🎯 91🏆 86🎓 Final score: 930
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
UK transit nerds are next level.
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
www.maptap.gg August 16 99🎯 100🎯 98🎯 91👑 95🏅 Final score: 953 I must try harder
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Scousers consider London the second city
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have a punch in the face list. The people vary over time, but Nigel Farage, Jeremy Hunt, and Vannessa Feltz are always on it
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This opening world Cup bit is total shit. Shut up and get on with it
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Olive oil was something you used to put in your ears on a piece of cotton wool
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
But the fuck off is really satisfying
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Not gonna boast, well, actually I am, I made this today. It's call a pissaladiere. Pizza like base with caramelised onions, anchovies and olives.
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mooching is always a good thing
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
England given a huge scare by a team full of players who’ve played for clubs as unglamorous as Burnley, Ipswich and Manchester United.
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bellingham is a liability. IMHO
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Absofuckinglutley
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Easy to throw around as it is true. If people who are employed, cannot afford the basics, and are on in work benefits, then there money is being stolen by their employer.
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
But the current system is wealth extraction, not creation. Hence a need for redistribution.
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
www.maptap.gg June 15 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 88✨ 92👑 Final score: 934
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
www.maptap.gg June 10 100🎯 99🎯 96🔥 87👏 91😁 Final score: 925 Quite pleased with that
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I am disappointed. I thought this was Woodbridge in Suffolk. I want some of that
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
#farageriots you say? Nah, would not repost that.
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I wish I could say the same about my Cupra tavascan. It gets filthy at the back, and I really don't understand why
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Leo Sayer. All the bloody time, even though I am about 2 feet taller
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
To paraphrase Janey, Farage is a cunt
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Brilliant eyebrows #totp
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Careful now
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Oh man they are making this too entertaining. You HAVE to click on this one to see the story... refukked.lovable.app
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Jango doing the voting thing #dogsatpollingstations
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If you don't follow bsky.app/profile/wera... you really should
bsky.app
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a group of people standing next to each other on a plane .
ALT: a group of people standing next to each other on a plane .
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Charged the car during the day yesterday, filled with sunshine! Used a granny charger and was still sending power to the grid.
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
We have 16 panels on our roof, a battery and an EV car in which we do around 8000 miles PA. Currently our electric bill is £1 per month. Realistically I will have to increase that to £2 a month
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Scallywag
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Oh where? I need to be on that list.
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Straight to the point, and accurate.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
What’s your favorite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only)
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I am a retiree. I concur.
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Fergi Jo Lisa 🏳️‍🌈 👻💀🎃 @lolafaglana.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.
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Rick Deckard @gotoguy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
#Andrew being arrested for misconduct in public office, is like Al Capone being arrested for tax evasion.
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
bsky.app/profile/wera...
bsky.app
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
bsky.app/profile/wera...
bsky.app
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I would eat that
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Making the existing features work properly is also a way forward. Sometimes marketing get a bit over the top to justify their existence
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Just how the fucking fuck do I get to speak to someone at BT about a technical problem?
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Also need to talk with ALL the users , not just those who hand over the money.
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Oneless99 @oneless99.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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