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@onefourfiveone.bsky.social
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frolicsome | easy | good-tempered | free I have a doctorate, and I’m not afraid to use it. “If it’s real, don’t let them ruin it.”

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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 2h
That is John Krasinski.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 3h
Hope it burns when he poops.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 7h
There was only one person who would’ve reposted this and I was correct in guessing who it was.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 7h
This has never happened to me. My gay aura™️ is too powerful.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 10h
This is objectively crazy and hilarious.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 10h
(yt man would be funnier but y’all not ready for that conversation )
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 10h
Blame the French.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 14h
I’ll go one step further: I challenge every collegiate conductor to give up one gig a year and recommend a grad student for it.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 15h
The problem with this app is all the heathens try to act like pastors and all the pastors act like heathens. It’s very confusing.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Girl. Go.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@chuck2020.bsky.social um, what?
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A bunch of those are on Grindr, bro.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am verrrrry skeptical about this one.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh noooo
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Warm yogurt on the back in doggy.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Franchesca trying to compensate and keep this interview with Bob on track is something else.
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Coral King @rocketcoral.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😍
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not TBS!
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Asia @asia-bean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Running is so stupid. I don't even know why I do this shit. Anyway, I got my mile down to 10 minutes.😒
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate this shit so bad. 5k under 28 now.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every performance in this film is incredible. Tim Curry is the hinge, of course. Shout out to Michael McKean for acting his face off in all of his background work.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This song got me in a heap of trouble when I was like 9.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She makes music? That’s not shade, I am just old.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And Ska, too. Swing dancing and Ska can be a two-parter.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can someone make a YouTube video explaining why we all became obsessed with Gregorian chant for six months in 1996?
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the craziest piece of journalism (derogatory) that I’ve seen this month.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We sold our home and watched that 2.49 disappear forever.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do violinists know that you can just not ever play the Bach Chaconne? Like, that is an actual option, and your life will be better for it and nothing bad will happen to you?
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was he…at IKEA when it happened?
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bunny bunny!
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drag Race All-Stars: Juniors this fall on VH1
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I—
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh girl I’m praying for you!
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you remember carrying your faceplate with you to class, go take your arthritis meds.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bro-Mount.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Xenu got him, chile.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🗣️YOU ARE!
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That egg and skillet kept me from taking anything harder than aspirin for almost 25 years.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We will miss you, superstar!
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I accept this. I claim this.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like, he’s a bad person. Demonstrably, a bad person.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First off, Thomas Jefferson is a bitch.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay so I watched this and I have some really complicated feelings about it.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The big fake tits story was THIS. YEAR.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You were very concerned about this
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Alright.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks for the context. It’s very important. Best of luck!
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