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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th...
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Undertale Symphony was real good. Thank you me for getting me that for my birthday!
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Rachel Hands @rachelhands.com · 25/08/2026
if there’s a point to fame it’s to do what dolly parton did in the world
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Don’t Go Jason Waterfalls @jtwashin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Storming the Grim Reaper’s office like January 6
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@dumpstercrawler.bsky.social
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Dandonfuga @dandonfuga.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Absolute Zatanna ♥ patreon.com/dandonfuga
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Kendamu @kendamu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Dragon Ball Z (DBZ) meme: Yamcha, Gohan, Piccolo, Krillin, Tenshinhan, and Chaozu from the Saiyan Arc, lined up for battle. Joining them are Meatwad in a Wrestling singlet and elastic headband, and Meatwad's neighbor Carl. Carl is flipping the bird and shouting, "Hey, monkey man, pick this up on your Scouter!"
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Project Hail Mary was so good. I was so emotionally invested!
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Dragon Ball Z Episodes @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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great phagliacci @dumpstercrawler.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
My Georgie cosplay got so much love at ECCC this weekend 🥰🎈🤡🩸
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
only watching football today for bad bunny
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Damn I spent Christmas eve in the hospital after my dad got hit by a car, and I'm spending New Year's eve at my grandads funeral. 2025 needs to end asap.
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
@alexxxcoal.bsky.social Señorita Coal, forgive me if you've already stated, but will you be gracing X3 with your presence?
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Kimmi!!! @kyonijimura.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Can anyone give recs of places to sell anime merch or are part of any discord groups that do I’m desperate to sell some stuff
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Leah (but spicy) @reptileahn.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Only 6 days left before ALL of my sets expire for the year and I start fresh! Use the code "Holiday2025" for 25% off! shoptly.com/reptileahns
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Hey Santa, is it too late to ask for a bubble for this man??
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
So just got a call from my sister that my dad is in the hospital because he got hit by a cop car that didn't see him. Merry Christmas!
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Raphael van Lierop 🇨🇦 @raphlife.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is. GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart. But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.
Boromir from THE LORD OF THE RINGS, holding The One Ring. He thought he could use it for good, but everything done with the ring turns to evil. He was one of the mightiest warriors of middle earth, and he could not resist its powers. Others even mightier fell to the ring. Do you think you are stronger than them? The One Ring is generative AI.
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Ordered my mom, dad, bro and sis's Christmas gifts. What a relief.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
“We can’t afford players because we’re in debt because we took all the money fans gave us and bought property to enrich ourselves.” But don’t blame us! Blame the teams that re-invests money the team earns back into the organization via free agency and player development. They are the real villains!
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WrestleTalk @wrestletalk.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Brandi Rhodes reacts to Cody Rhodes' promo on WWE SmackDown: "Get mad and tell people about themselves. Do this on Thanksgiving too 🤭"
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
this is the future liberals want
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Paul Scheer @paulscheer.com · 08/11/2025
Is this supposed to be erotic?
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
@reptileahn.bsky.social hello Leah, as a purchaser of your thrusting video may I provide a bit of customer review and feedback as shoptly doesn't have the feature?
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Bone marrow biopsy, would not recommend. Feeling them hammer into your hip was not fun, and the sample draw was rouuuuugh!
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Surgery day, time to get my hip drilled into.
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Kimmi!!! @kyonijimura.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
My bimbo look I did a while back that I have available to buy as a digital set
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Dandonfuga @dandonfuga.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Demona 😈 One of my October artworks 🎃 patreon.com/dandonfuga dandonfuga.itch.io
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/10/2025
Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run
Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run
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great phagliacci @dumpstercrawler.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I turned this stump in our yard into a little fairy house and before you ask YES I did decorate it for halloween 🎃
Little fairy stump house with little Halloween decorations Another angle of the same little fairy stump Halloween house
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Birthday sunset
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Holy crap, I'm 41 now! Another trip around the burning ball of gas in space.
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Still trying to decide what I'm going to do for my birthday on the 21st. Might go hang out in Santa Monica for the afternoon and check out the sunset and stuff.
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Where all my yellow Starburst loving psychopaths at?
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Comicsbeat @comicsbeat.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
SDCC ‘25: What to do if ICE crashes the con If you see ICE or Border Patrol agents while attending San Diego Comic-Con, know your rights and exercise them.
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SDCC ‘25: What to do if ICE crashes the con
If you see ICE or Border Patrol agents while attending San Diego Comic-Con, know your rights and exercise them.
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Et tu, Stephen?
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.
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Kimmi!!! @kyonijimura.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Might take some set pics soon if anyone is interested
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Still waiting for this part to happen.
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
@dumpstercrawler.bsky.social
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Found a random vhs copy of Beetlejuice in its clamshell case in the middle of the street. Looks to be in pretty good condition. Just need to find a vcr.
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Modern medicine is truly amazing.
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Sam Riegel's Drinking Vessel @samriegelsflask.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Starting out with just a water bottle. We shall see if that changes!! #Daggerheart #AgeOfUmbra #CriticalRole #SamRiegel #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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Viejillox | CEO of 🦊in México @viejillox.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Sexy Art - Goth Diane 🦊 Diane wanted to show her other side, a gothic side that was deep inside her, showing the public that mysterious sensuality she have. Like and enjoy it, guys!! Happy gothic day!! 🦊💜🔥 #furry #anthro #gothic #diane #sexy
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Juan @oneclevername.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Getting old sucks. Every week something new hurts and you don't know why. 0/10 would not recommend.
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Ilya Kuvshinov @kuvshinov-ilya.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Painting Process!🎶
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FunsexyDB @funsexydb.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I heard it's Golden Week! 👙✨ #art
A color illustration of Chichi removing her clothes to reveal a golden bikini underneath. "Don't tell anyone I wore this!" (Dragon Ball Z)
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
We decided to watch “School of Rock” last night because it has “Minecraft Steve in it” (I know…It is what it is) and I decided to google a bit and, yall, the little singer girl just got married to the big security guard boy /in real life/. She’s a OBGYN sonographer and he’s a music industry lawyer.
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