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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Parents, are you using the NuggetHauler? The JoggyBoy? The Diaper Goblin? CrackAttack Turbos?!!! My latest piece covers some very important baby-gear trends.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/01/2026

"We will only be giving our newborn pediatrician-approved bottles from Dr. Sucks. Dr. Sucks has been around since 1902 and knows sucking better than anyone. They also make a pacifier we approve of called the NubbaDubDub, and a baby-gas-relief contraption called the RootieTootToot."

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Let Us Walk You Through Our Very Reasonable Baby Registry

Thank you so much for helping us welcome our new baby into the world. We’ve done a thesis amount of research as first-time parents, so here’s an ov...

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11/10/2025

"The cocktail menu looks pretty spectacular too. Lots of drinks with artisanal ice cubes, questionably sourced rim accoutrement, and six-to-twelve ingredients never before seen in libations, all served in kitschy glassware shaped like 'mini bird baths.'"

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The World Is Burning, But Want to Meet Up for Thirty-Four-Dollar Cocktails?

Want to get drinks next week? I know everything’s kind of crazy right now, so no pressure. There’s a cool new bar I read about—fine, saw a TikTok f...

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 15/09/2025

"Lots of drinks with artisanal ice cubes, questionably sourced rim accoutrement, and six-to-twelve ingredients never before seen in libations, all served in kitschy glassware shaped like 'mini bird baths.'"

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The World Is Burning, But Want to Meet Up for Thirty-Four-Dollar Cocktails?

Want to get drinks next week? I know everything’s kind of crazy right now, so no pressure. There’s a cool new bar I read about—fine, saw a TikTok f...

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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

FREE-RANGE VIBES

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

“Nothing makes me want to drink a fancy aesthetic cocktail more than what’s happening right now.”

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 19/08/2025

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The World Is Burning, But Want to Meet Up for Thirty-Four-Dollar Cocktails?

Want to get drinks next week? I know everything’s kind of crazy right now, so no pressure. There’s a cool new bar I read about—fine, saw a TikTok f...

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

With Trump Mobile, you get: - unlimited access to war plan group chats - nationwide coverage of conspiracy theories - the 5G network (gaslighting, greed, gullibility, guns & grifting)

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

“Her presence was one of the safest and most enchanting places you could ever visit on earth. She was my first call, my travel partner, and my existential compass. I never had to enter or exit her borders, because I was her world, and she was mine.” Thinking of her today & every single day. ❤️

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Finding Love After Losing My Mom

I built a career off my single-girl hot takes. But after a devastating loss, I decided to shift how I dated.

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Wrote this 8 years ago, still slaps

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 19/04/2025

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. #CreationGoals #EarthIsBae Now the earth was formless and basic, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was lowkey hovering over the waters. And God said, “Let there be light,” and it was lit AF.

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And God Created Millennial Earth

THE BEGINNING (of the end) GENESI$ 1 1 In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. #CreationGoals #EarthIsBae 2 Now the earth was fo...

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 14/04/2025

“For our first date, he told me I could pick the spot—anywhere my heart desired, as long as it was a business that had dismantled its DEI policies.”

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Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel

“The moment I saw him charging the steps on January 6, I knew I wanted to rip off his Viking helmet and find out how quickly he could send my body ...

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 06/04/2025

7. We will witness an onslaught of clumsy international affairs. 8. There will be crimes in broad daylight, of course. 9. There will be fascinating, perplexing, and disturbing monologues by men.

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The White House or The White Lotus?

1. White people achieve new levels of whiteness via their most privileged impulses. 2. The stars of the show are a group of entitled and insensitiv...

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Jessica Andrewartha @jandrewartha.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

This is absolutely perfect. No notes.

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Recession indicator: Season 4 of The White Lotus will take place at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Made a protest sign to go along with my latest McSweeney’s piece.

Ready for the season finale of the white potus, a white lotus reference

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

- One is an HBO Original - The other, a USA unoriginal. My latest @mcsweeneys.net piece asks the very important question: THE WHITE HOUSE or THE WHITE LOTUS

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beccagrawl @beccagrawl.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Another @omgskr.bsky.social banger.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/04/2025

"Class, wealth, and power will be constantly explored in a way that seems humorous at first but is ultimately dispiriting and devastating."

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The White House or The White Lotus?

1. White people achieve new levels of whiteness via their most privileged impulses. 2. The stars of the show are a group of entitled and insensitiv...

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Damn, boy, are you a tariff because I don’t want you anywhere near my goods

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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

“The next morning, over Signal, he texted me how much fun he had the night before: 👊 🇺🇸 🔥. It was then I knew: the two of us—and the seven other guys in the group chat—would live happily ever after.”

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Jane Lindsay Miller @jlmiller.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

You must read this. 😹

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Basil Seal @basilseal1.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

This is excellent Excerpts from a red hot right wing romance novel from @omgskr.bsky.social “We went back to my place, and he kissed me again with the passion of every aunt sharing an un-fact-checked Facebook post.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/exc...

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Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel

“The moment I saw him charging the steps on January 6, I knew I wanted to rip off his Viking helmet and find out how quickly he could send my body ...

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Things footballs & I have in common: - goal oriented - interesting shape - harder to catch than you think - built to be held tightly in a strong man’s arms - not afraid to go out of bounds - moments away from spiraling

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

The best thing you can read in 2025 is the room

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

“Women are miraculous beings. The way we not only exist in these bodies that endure, but thrive in them despite.” Hard one to write but healing to put into words. Thank you for reading, if you do. ❤️ omgskr.substack.com/p/the-silver...

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The Silver Linings of a Miscarriage

A wanted pregnancy, an unwanted abortion and the brutal beauty of shared experiences

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

New Year’s hottest club is...Staying the Fuck Home. This place has EVERYTHING! Cheap drinks. Heavy pours. Your favorite spot on the couch. No bathroom lines. No cover for ladies. VIP fridge access. Live performances by you staring at your phone & MORE!

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Ghosting during the holidays?! That’s Big Dickens Energy

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Things the moon & I have in common: - we go through phases - both have a dark side - can be full of ourselves - need lots of space - not a star (but star qualities) - more productive at night - can’t truly capture our beauty on an iPhone - only qualified men have been on us

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Hot holiday gossip should be called peppermint tea

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Skip recap. Skip intro. Skip episode. Skip show entirely. Skip a beat. Skip town. Skip out on all your responsibilities.

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

THREE wise men?!!? That makes no frankin sense! That’d definitely be a myrrh-ical. (This joke is gold.)

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I can’t truly get in the holiday spirit until I sit on a bearded man’s lap & tell him what I want

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/11/2024

It takes a village to run the Department of Government Efficiency. Two wrongs do make a right-wing conspiracy theorist. Wow, that costs an arm and an egg!

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Familiar Sayings Updated for the Next Four Years

Don’t bite the hand that feeds you McDonald’s. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him use an all-gender bathroom. It takes a village...

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

If they don't have a favorite book, that's an unread flag.

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Sara K. Runnels @omgskr.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

18,000 followers on Twitter, 30,000 on Threads, 88,000 on Instagram, 0 on Bluesky — perfect.

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