Reposted by Don't Follow MeThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-… 715933702
Reposted by Don't Follow MePalette Swap @paletteswap.site · 21/08/2026Tetsuya Nomura confirmed that his cult hit Nintendo DS title The World Ends With You was directly inspired by Kevin Smith’s 1995 film Mallrats. paletteswap.site/dif... 412219
Reposted by Don't Follow Medr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 21/08/2026properly done, that's the fucking job. you're a donut-sucking bureaucrat. "i pay your salary" type shit. you deserve significantly less respect than any dmv employee because you make more and do less. hop to it. put the servant back in public servant. who the fuck do you think you are 1084662
Reposted by Don't Follow Medr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 21/08/2026this ossoff guy not only for squarely landed a hit on these freaks, but he gave the absolutely, unassailably correct response to the pearl clutching: these are adult public figures on the public payroll. no one gives a shit about how they feel. that's the only response it deserves. quit if youre sad 322659323
Reposted by Don't Follow MeThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa theonion.com/man-doesnt-like-who-he… 282570270
Don't Follow Me @omeletmirror.bsky.social · 09/08/2026This shirt works whether you're gay or straight, and even more if you're homophobic 040
Reposted by Don't Follow MeCody Ziglar @yayforzig.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The US’s greatest weapon was the immense soft power we accumulated by simply letting freaks like Chuck Berry, Miles Davis, Steve Ditko, Roger Corman, George Lucas, ODB, and Steven King do their respective thing. 412420
Reposted by Don't Follow MeEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 22/06/2026I don't think we talk enough about whatever The Crazy Frog was, or how often he was fully nude other than his leather jacket 5068346
Don't Follow Me @omeletmirror.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It's so weird that when you eat Trix without milk they don't taste like fruit 010
Reposted by Don't Follow MeThe Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 23/03/2026ICE Agent Unsure How to Conduct Pat-Down Without Leaving Bruises thehardtimes.net/breaking/ice...thehardtimes.netICE Agent Unsure How to Conduct Pat-Down Without Leaving BruisesATLANTA — ICE agents deployed by President Trump to assist with airport security amid the partial government shutdown are reportedly unsure how... Continue reading this gem 29915
Don't Follow Me @omeletmirror.bsky.social · 18/03/2026This, the same way Skittles aren't different flavors for the different colors 000
Reposted by Don't Follow MeDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 08/03/2026YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger. ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are. 0263104
Reposted by Don't Follow MeMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 25/02/2026"My fellow Americans, we’re bringing money back to our country. We’re using a thing called tariffs. Here’s how it works: You have to pay more for things, and that money becomes the people’s money. (The people are my family and me.)"buff.lyMy Fellow Americans, We Are Richer Than Ever Before. Well, You Aren’t, but We Are“My fellow Americans, our nation is back—bigger, better, richer and stronger than ever before.” — Donald Trump during his State of the Union - - -M... 6474127
Reposted by Don't Follow MeDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I'm a bad person. I believe I could have done anything. 09716
Reposted by Don't Follow MeMore Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Amazon, Alphabet, Meta, and Tesla collectively received $51 billion in tax breaks, thanks to the Trump and GOP corporate tax cuts signed into law last year. Together they effectively paid a federal tax rate of 4.9%, according to @itep.org. itep.org/trump-meta-t...itep.orgFour Big Tech Companies Avoid $51 Billion in Taxes in Wake of One Big Beautiful Bill ActFour of the corporations whose CEOs flanked President Trump at his 2025 inauguration ceremony have now disclosed that they collectively received $51 billion in federal tax breaks in 2025, much of that... 7333194
Reposted by Don't Follow MeMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 23/01/2026You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED" 61111252201
Reposted by Don't Follow MeComic Book Couples Counseling @cbccpodcast.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Art by Daniel Warren Johnson. 122523772
Reposted by Don't Follow MeKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/12/2025My man looks like he’s telling his side of the “salt water taffy incident” to Channel 6 Action News 44707
Reposted by Don't Follow MeKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/01/2026My man looks like he’s memorized the age of consent for every state and US territory 745712
Reposted by Don't Follow MeKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/12/2025My man looks like he’s modeling the Daddy’s Little Stinker line of clothes by Sears 569215
Reposted by Don't Follow MeKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/12/2025My man looks like the host of a podcast about Werther’s hard candies 18102419
Reposted by Don't Follow Me🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Told my wife that everyone is getting in to physical media again to soften her for when I say I’m getting into physical media again 1234310
Reposted by Don't Follow MeThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/10/2025Dunkin’ Donuts Unveils New Seasonal Rotting Jack-O’-Lantern Latte For End Of Fall theonion.com/dunkin-donuts-unveils-… 1375774
Reposted by Don't Follow MeDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2025YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.) 219377
Reposted by Don't Follow MeDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2025YOU - Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?! 0271116
Reposted by Don't Follow MeBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart 42590281252
Reposted by Don't Follow MeThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2025It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956… 159103662865
Reposted by Don't Follow MeDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world. 116071
Reposted by Don't Follow MeDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 17/08/20250.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory. 0367122
Reposted by Don't Follow MeDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 15/08/2025INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars. YOU - What will mine be marked by? INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak. PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly. YOU - It will be riddled with disco. 014435
Reposted by Don't Follow MeDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I can still fix it. 010144
Reposted by Don't Follow MeThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2025Study Finds Refreshingly Low Amount Of Shovel Violence theonion.com/study-f... 641352103
Reposted by Don't Follow MeDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 25/07/2025“What, you've never seen a man getting a panic attack before?” (Try to keep breathing.) 09619
Reposted by Don't Follow MeHundreds of Beavers Movie @hundredsofbeavers.bsky.social · 02/05/2025if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters. 5120271603
Don't Follow Me @omeletmirror.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I hate spoilers so much. I never even watch movies a second time because I already know what happens. 030
Don't Follow Me @omeletmirror.bsky.social · 05/04/2025We really need Trump to be allowed to run for a third term as president. Democrats will definitely be able to beat him this time! 000
Don't Follow Me @omeletmirror.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Every announcement coming out of Cinemacon is a spoiler. I want to be surprised what movies are out when I walk into my theater and look at the showtimes. 000
