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Ollie Crafoord

@olrun.bsky.social
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a chaotic neutral history nerd, artist, and qualified charlatan born in the 1900s, in stockholm, sweden 🔗 linktr.ee/heyollie ☕ ko-fi.com/olliecrafoord

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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 11h
elagabalus wuz here
A cat covered in flower petals
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 15h
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 15h
He has to bite every paintbrush as I pick it up, something about helping me idk #cat #catsky
A beige cat going in for a bite of a paintbrush handle
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 15h
how it feels when you're almost 40 but you have a crush on someone that you talk to all the time
mr. burns lying on a rug, next to a heart-shaped box of candy and some records, talking on the phone in his robe and slippers
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ni ght trainnnn i have had drinks
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am going outside past my designated stay-indoors-time and I don’t know how to feel about that, but my friend wants to see a film. 😅 #recluseontheloose #selfie
Just a pale girl with long dark hair wearing a black coat, pink pillbox hat, and holding a transparent umbrella
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was told to change the lips because my lips are ✨more✨ and this is a weird self portrait™️. I don't know
A selfie of me, a pale woman with dark hair, standing in front of my painting of a pale woman with dark hair. We both have red lips!
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Simon is slightly annoyed that I am finished changing the bedsheets because it was the most fun he's had in days. 😅
A photo of a room with a bed and sofa, both shades of pink. A beige cat lies on the end of the bed, his eyes squinted.
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am sick today but I was staring at paintings by Philip de László and I felt the sudden inspiration to attempt a portrait. This is a work in progress. My head hurts and I have a fever. The sharp fingers were an accident that I just decided to keep for now because how spooky. #art #artsky #oil
A painting of a pale woman with long, dark hair in a red dress.
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am supposed to be doing a shramp eventually. I do not understand how this is possible in any way
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I started the weaving class and I literally feel like an alien that has had no arms for their entire life, came to Earth and received arms, and now I am learning about how hands work. I am sick with confusion.
I don’t know what this is called but it is putting the threads on the weaving loom thing. It involves maths and patience and understanding.
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hallååå! I'm Ollie and I paint weird cats with things. I find them funny. Maybe you find them funny? Who can know! You can commission me over on my Ko-fi page, or just take a look at my WIPs and things there too: ko-fi.com/olliecrafoord #art #traditional #acrylic
A painting of an orange cat on a table in an ornate bowl. He has various conservation paraphernalia around him. It is titled, 'Definitely not qualified for this job'

This cat has taken a job in conservation and he is obviously not qualified. Can he hold a brush with no thumbs? Does he even have a CV? The look on his face says no. Who hired him? I have a lot of questions.  A painting of an orange cat with a space helmet on. He is in the black of space, surrounded by... shrimps?

It is called 'Sourly I discovered that space is shrimps'

This cat has gone to space but has found that there are only shrimps in space and he was expecting something, well, other.A painting of a black and white cat sitting on a food scale. The scale reads 'FAT' - he is surrounded by candy but also weight loss jabs.

It is called "I wonder why my weight loss jab isn't working" A painting of a cat with a very distinct villain mustache. He is sitting on a striped beige sofa, surrounded by faberge eggs and the stolen jewels from the Louvre. It is called "I think I know who did the Louvre heist"
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey, what are these and why did I have the gathering urge to pick them up
Idk, some kind of nut?????
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was walking home with the gorget I made in class on because it did not fit in my locker and I found this flower growing on the side of the road on my way home and was like ”I better take some photos” 😅 #metalworking #armour #photography #filter
A photo of me wearing a brass gorget and white ruff and white shirt, holding a purple flower
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do you guys see a resemblance between me and the faun? lmaooo
A selfie of myself,white shirt, brown hair in two braids, eyeliner, pale skinIt is a photo of the faun from Pan’s Labyrinth
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@palevoyager.bsky.social and I were having a wonderful discussion about the #Juggernaut today, but the mystery remains: why did they design his helmet to look like that 😭 #HumanBowlingBallAssBitch
The Juggernaut with his dumbass helmet
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You ever just touch some fuckin’ moss? #tinyjoys #moss
My hand on a mossy rock
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I chose the good times #kanelbulle
A photo of a cinnamon bun in my handddd
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s October btw #cat #hat #art
It’s a painting of a small orange cat wearing a pumpkin hatClose up of the painting of a cat wearing a pumpkin hat
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's finished, I guess! I only had about three full days to work on it and I still wanted to add pearls to the edge of it to make it more 'me' but no time, no time! 😭 #armour #armor #metalworking #art #metal #gorget
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's the evolution of nap! #catsky #cat
A beige cat, sleeping with his head upA beige cat, his head having fallen down onto the blanket, nappingA beige cat, completely passed out
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Day 2 of the Inktober list I am using is ’skeleton sandwich’ and you receive one (1) doodle: #inktober #inktober2026 #art #pencil #spookyseason #octoberprompts #spooktober #artprompt
A doodle of two skeletons looking pretty stoked about a burger somehow
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have you ever seen someone so carefree? #cats #catsky
Beige cat sitting in a soft patch of grass
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Worked on it and refined it a bit more 😭 #inktober #inktober2026 #art #demon #painting
An acrylic painting of me as a demon or something, yellow dress covered in blood stains, sharp fingers and sharp teethA zoom in of the painting showing the face: pale, sharp teeth, brown hair, blood!
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am using this list because it is much better than the ”official” one imo ☺️
An art prompt list
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October 1: ”Demon Self Portrait” I cannot do portraits but here we are, a quick attempt: ”You got blood on my puff sleeves” 😅 #inktober #inktober2026 #art #acrylic #spookyseason #octoberprompts #spooktober #artprompt
A poorly done acrylic painting of a woman with dark hair and a yellow dress with sharp teeth and sharp fingers
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am using this list because it was much more fun than the ”official” if you were wondering 😅
A prompt list from Ash Badwoods
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
9 games that shaped who I am starting from my childhood to now hahaha #my9games #gaming #ohgod #elderly
A collage of nine games: the oregon trail, castlevania, street fighter, runescape, morrowind, skyrim, witcher 3, animal crossing new horizons, and bg3
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hallååå! I'm going to be the Poorest Student of All Time™️ this month, so I would gladly accept a couple of tiny lil guy cat commissions or even teensy donations to the 'Ollie Eats Food on Occasion' Fund. My Ko-fi can be found here, for both of those things! ko-fi.com/olliecrafoord #help #food
A tiny painting of a cat smoking a cigarette and sitting in a blue-green chairA painting of a tiny orange cat lying on a rainbow, 'is this pride?' he asksA painting of a very tiny cat sitting next to a solo cup and a ping-pong ball - mom said it's his turn to play the beer pongA painting of a tiny cat in a sink wearing a bikini top and a mermaid tail
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
awww yeahhh
This is a cat of the diet orange variety giving me a look of disgust
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"be the bigger person" wrong it’s time for CURSE TABLETS AGAINST YOUR ENEMIES ☝🏻😌 #curse #ancient
A curse tablet that says ”crush, kill Fistus the senator, may Fistus dilute, languish, sink and may all his limbs dissolve”A curse tablet that reads ”Destroy, crush, kill, strangle Porcello and wife Maurilla. Their soul, heart, buttocks, liver..."
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blueskyers, give me your chonksters, your cattos, your loafs yearning to be croissants, for I wish to doodle. #cats #art #doodle #request
Doodles of cats on a page in a sketchbook
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PSA PSA PSA: He slumbers ✨
A photo of a sleeping beige cat 😌
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remind me to not choose a blacksmith career in future 😂 #wip #metalworking #art #armour
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
L U N C H D A G S
It is a cuba cola
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I started my brass gorget today and shaped the front piece! I'll create the back piece tomorrow and see how that works out because I'm absolutely just winging it with no clue whatsoever 😅 Here are my progress photos, excluding sawing because I was ✨too focused✨ #art #metalworking #armour #armor
My gorget pattern that I absolutely made up, drawn out and cut out in heavy paper lying on top of the square of brass I have yet to cut out.The brass, cut out and slightly shaped, lying next to two rubber hammers.The gorget cooling off after being fire-blasted!The brass gorget formed as well as I could get it, I GUESS.
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is my son on his chair on the patio. He refuses to come inside.
A beige and white cat on a chair that is covered with a reindeer fur
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My second assignment in metalworking is to create a jewellery that protects you, but I overdid it(?) because I was like 'I AM GOING TO MAKE A GORGET'—maybe I'll add pearls to it to make it more 'jewellery'? We had to make a poster that explains why I chose what I did and I made this? 🥴
A poster, crudely made, with stills from Dracula: A Love Tale where Dracula is biting a woman's neck, and a still from Fallout where Thaddeus gets an arrow through the neck, a large NO symbol placed over the stills, and the text 'Gorgets: protect your neck from surprises!' with three images of gorgets at the bottom
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This immediately reminded me of this thing
A cartoon character from the 90s show Aaahh!!! Real Monsters
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was told this is an autumn game, and now it's autumn
screenshot from steam showing the download progress of the game disco elysium - 4%
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can also do some tiny commissions! 15x15cm paintings are available here: ko-fi.com/olliecrafoor... #commission #art #support
A screenshot of some of my commissions of tiny cat paintings
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I did a little 15x15cm acrylic painting! I've called it 'I got this chair at the flea market' - I'm assuming he paid in real fleas? Here's my Ko-fi, there's more there: ko-fi.com/i/IQ7O727P2K6 #art #cat #petart #cigarettes
A tiny painting of a grey cat sitting on a puffy turquoise chair, his elbow on a formica table, a cigarette in his mouth
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got the Fallen Eros Corset (plus size) from #LaceMade and I found this dress for 60 kronor secondhand and I think this works out okay?
Pale woman with long-ish dark hair, blue dress, a satin beige corset with floral-style pattern, standing in front of a wall with paintings covering it, and a cupboard behind, on which stands a candle stick and two glass candy dishes, empty - unfortunately!
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What!
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What a difficult facial expression 😂
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hahaha yesss
Doodle of a cat with its mouth open, maybe it is surprised?
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today is brought to you by Worm of Apathy™️!
Whiteboard doodle of a worm with a question mark above its head next to the words Worm of Apathy
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I woke up at 3:12 this morning and this was me at 06:05 ready to not be awake already 😂
Selfie of a woman with long brown hair, rusty red coloured shirt and pale yet rosy skin ☝🏻☺️
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do me a favour, blueskyers, and send me your photos of weirdly shaped cats or cats making strange faces, please, thanks! #art #request #help #cat
Doodle of a cat making a weird toothy face!
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
me listening to a lecture at an #art school from a lady that said something positive about #ai in art spaces
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