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Ollie Jasper

@olliejasper.bsky.social
277 followers 47 following 1.5K posts

The worst thing about humanity is the humans. I'm a pessimist who's trying to look on the bright side.

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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Wyndham Clark wearing a USA jersey at the Canadian open is the exact kind of behaviour that the world expects from Americans. Stupid asshole.
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Dem POTUS nominee should push to codify norms that depend on humans being good and just. Term limits on ALL elected positions. Mandatory retirement on SCOTUS at 65 or after 20 years. Put healthcare in the hands of the military & pay for it the same way. No private military, so no private doctors.
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Politics is not a zero sum game. There should be no winners and losers. When done right, everyone should be pissed off but happy the other side is pissed off too. The ignorance of the populace is the real problem. The masses have all the information at their finger tips. It's too much effort.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I realize this is obvious to most but allow me to rant: At the core of Trump's base love for him is a simmering resentment over their mediocrity and gratitude for him making it permissible to be arrogant whilst mediocre. Everything in this cult can be traced back to that. (thread)
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The Golden Ratio @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Monday is the day for boops!
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
There is absolutely nothing better
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Rich fucks who steal millions should rot in jail much longer than someone stealing bread to feed their family.
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Fuck looping videos. If I want to watch it again, I'll press the motherfucking button. Fuck off with the loop. FUCK!!
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
They have some moves
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I’m watching the MLB all star game. Who the fuck are these guys?
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Why is my discovery tab filled with posts I already follow? I’ve already discovered them. Show me new shit!
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Rose 🌹 @rose.bsky.team · 12/06/2025
If our attention stays trapped in 3–5 billionaire-run platforms, democracy suffers. Bluesky is built by all of us—for all of us. It won't happen overnight, but we're building a freer internet where you have a voice and get to choose your experience.
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
If the Framers were wrong about the 3/5ths of a person thing, maybe they were wrong about the 2nd Amendment as well?
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Any country experiencing a drought should invite me to book a tee time. Guaranteed to piss rain.
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Why are there so many bunnies in my Discover tab? Like every tenth post is of bunny rabbits. I don't get it.
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Why don't rich people understand that the best way to get rid of poor people is to pay more taxes? Eventually, there won't be any poor people left, and then you can stop paying more taxes to help them, cause they'll start paying taxes too.
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Religion is a relic of the past. Science and technology are the real miracles and humans are the true Gods. A world without religion shaped by technology will be a true utopia.
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The Golden Ratio @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Chief Brody is home 🤍
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
A short course in how to understand our current budget and tax debates.
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
All men were not created equal. That is the problem. Lots of people need help and some don’t need any at all.
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
@tsnofficial.bsky.social Why isn’t the golf on TSN+ Tariffs?
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The best way to help the economy is to get rid of poor people. You do this by giving them money so they can be part of it. If there are no poor people you have more consumers and less welfare. Spend money to make money. Greedy fucks need to share.
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
If you had a time machine and could only go back to change something in history, what would it be, and what effect would it manifest today? What if Solar power came first? What if there were no 2nd Amendment? Would America be different if America First had kept an Australian from creating Fox News?
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I thought Lexi Thompson retired?
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
America is a shit hole country.
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The Golden Ratio @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
"They see me rollin'..." -CB
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The 51st to 60th New States should be sections of California.
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
According to the Super Bowl broadcast, America is awesome! The reality is less so.
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Patrick Dumont is dumb fuck.
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Gregory D @keepitreal1967.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Today's reality check.... #EatTheRich #They'llNeverHaveEnough 💙🇺🇸🗽
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The lakers will be worse after this trade. There is only one ball and LeBron can’t shoot like Kyrie.
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
America is a joke of a country. Pathetic. Rugged individualism means you don't want to share. #AmericaIsAShitHole
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The #Oscars are a joke. A dick sucking contest for movies that few people watch. Way harder to make people laugh than make them cry. Comedies get fucked over. Where is Jim Carey's Oscar?
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔭𝔦𝔢™ @magpie0616.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Deleted my two twitter accounts. Feels good.
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 13/01/2025
Exciting to see new, independent projects spin up to decentralize the atproto ecosystem! Building alternative infrastructure is a big step towards giving users more choice and making the network billionaire-proof.
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Kevin Parry @kevinbparry.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
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Tampa Bay resister 🇺🇸🇨🇿🇨🇴🏴‍☠️⚡️🐶🎧 @depechemodefan101.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
POST THIS ON FACEBOOK!! NO MORE FACT CHECKERS THERE!!
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Drumpf can suck a cock. We'll do 1812 again before Canada joins the "greatest nation on earth" What a fucking joke of a country.
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Detroit Lions @detroitlions.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
🫡🫡🫡
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Casey Kasem’s Ghost @caseykasemsghost.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Superman doesn’t require 10% of your wages in perpetuity to avoid eternal damnation.
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I want a movie that I love. It doesn't matter who made it if is isn't good.
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The information superhighway has too many exits that lead to stupidity. All the information at your fingertips and you would rather watch people get kicked in the nuts.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 17/12/2024
This is Summit. He carefully selects a new stick every morning from his hotel's stick library. Thinks every beach should have one of these. 13/10
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I love golf. It does not reciprocate.
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
If people believe they can get rich playing solitaire it makes sense they believe The Orange felon can perform magic with inflation.
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Detroit Lions @detroitlions.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
🖤🖤🖤
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Ollie Jasper @olliejasper.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
We need a feature to turn off the thirst bots. Hot babes who have no followers but follow a lot. Put them in a pot of spam and let me review. My hopes get up when I have a new follower, but with a quick look I can tell they ain't here for my witticisms.
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