CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 8mOk so why does the lady look like the people in Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun video I was assured that wasn't real. 011
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 35mThe computer belongs in a room then internet cannot escape from and every time you log on it should scream at you 0141
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 56mUnder National's new policy about standing down and drug testing those not working, Simeon Brown has resigned and is on his way for a test. 020
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 1h*airhorns* the rare Chris Luxon handing it to him has occurred 094
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 1hI know Portsmouth hasn't covered itself in glory lately but we were bang on about this red trousers cunt when he was running the Scummers 060
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 1hHow about we test every National candidate because they're clearly smoking something 0143
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 2h"I want to use high quality infrastructure but do not want to pay for it" is the biggest ideological entrenchment that needs to be removed from our political discourse. 4233
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 2hsometimes the algorithm is good, it's thrown Rina Sawayama at me today and XS sounds like a classic Britney track and I fucking love that 010
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 2hLabour don't want to rark the waters thing up because it was a major pain point in 23 and National are hoping they can put it on councils and the companies when the spatter starts landing 010
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 2hit almost feels like we're all building three waters again in the stupidest most difficult and expensive manner imaginable while pissing off everyone at the same time 110
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 3hIt's very funny for a tribunal to go "yeah double dumbass, we can't do more here" publicly. 1154
Reposted by CEO Johnny CansMs Hooper @mshooper.bsky.social · 7h“The picture Hager’s trilogy paints of the last 20 years is not of democracy corrupted by a few bad apples, but of the brutal conflict between the interests of ordinary people and those of the rich and powerful.” #nzpolstuff.co.nzHow New Zealand’s right turned culture war into political strategyNicky Hager’s latest book argues the tactics of New Zealand’s organised right have changed, but the interests behind them have not. 09441
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 3hWhich makes the National policy of going after the lines companies even more ridiculous because it just means we end up doing the water thing with power in a decade or so. 160
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 3hYou might say that, I could not possibly comment etc etc 110
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 3halmost as if the actual consequences of the reforms have quite deliberately not been spoken about by those implementing them because they'd be radically unpopular so "cheaper than three waters" has been the line, can't imagine why that's been the call 050
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 4hThere's no choice with the model anyway, and the separate balance sheet stuff is designed to keep water away from other services. It's a mess but it's a designed mess. 010
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 4hNup, rates caps don't include water charges. Very deliberate move because the govt knows the majority of rates increases recently have been water related and they know charges have to go up by lots still. 230
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 4hIt is, but this seems fairly unequivocal on "no and here's why" 120
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 4hAmazing this didn't get a lot of media coverage as it reveals that LWDW is going to cost ratepayers a lot more in the next five years before the Comm Comm start price regulation because the gap between revenue and infrastructure is massively. Oops. 3155
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 4hI've put it into the reply to Ben but the chair of the Commerce Commission stated last week that they won't price regulate Wellington until they've got revenues up to do the infrastructure work. This is going to happen everywhere soon. www.comcom.govt.nz/news-and-med...comcom.govt.nzDelivering better outcomes for water consumers: the role of economic regulation | Commerce Commission 192
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 4hI mean even the CommComm chair is going "yeah we're not regulating prices until revenues get up" which feels like something people should know about eh. 100
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 4hBen you've read Dr Smalls speech right? That regulating TW wouldn't bring prices down in the next 3 - 5 years anyway because the price rise is necessary to do the work that's needed. Going to see this around NZ when other CCOs kick into gear next year. Troubling. www.comcom.govt.nz/news-and-med...comcom.govt.nzDelivering better outcomes for water consumers: the role of economic regulation | Commerce Commission 110
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 5hIncredible break from the govt omerta on what their own water reforms mean here. Can't wait to see Chris Luxon obviously back this and not immediately dismiss it because he's painted himself into an austerity corner. 1245
Reposted by CEO Johnny CansJennifer @jennifilm.nz · 16hOur conversion practices prohibition legislation is more popular than New Zealand First or Winston Peters has ever been and it will long outlast him. 1528
Reposted by CEO Johnny CansJennifer @jennifilm.nz · 16hIt's shocking how much media attention we give someone who is the political equivalent of a drunk uncle bragging at the bbq. That legislation had the biggest submission campaign in support at the time. Roughly 50% of NZF's total vote count in 2023 submitted in favour. 14710
Reposted by CEO Johnny CansJennifer @jennifilm.nz · 17hPeters can bluster all he likes but I won't stop fighting for all trans people's right to bodily autonomy and self determination, including trans kids, and I've got a lot more years left on the clock than he does. If he thinks he can touch the conversion practices ban he's in for a fight. Tick tock! 28319
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 17hThe gangs all there he's got pro conversion therapy, anti abortions and the ugly fucken transphobia god natural causes cannot come soon enough 1423
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 17hOh look bang on time Winston trying to undermine the other bit of LGBTQ progress we all got done when he was on his arse out of Parliament fuck you man 26420
Reposted by CEO Johnny CansPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/07/2026Cristiano Ronaldo: what if a mall in Dubai was a person 313525712
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 21h"I will let you scratch my tummy and won't bite you" - Puss Puss 2465
Reposted by CEO Johnny Cansgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 21hThe impossibly wonderful Eva Marie Saint has died at 102. Tonight you should watch North by Northwest, one of the foundational texts of my aesthetic life — in romance, sexuality, clothes, architecture, danger. A part of me has been trying to live inside that film ever since I first saw it. 69014
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 23hNZ first is out and it's a who's who of who shouldn't be in politics www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...rnz.co.nzNZ First list ranks newcomers above sitting MPsNew Zealand First has unveiled its candidate list, giving high placements to former MPs Alfred Ngaro, Michael Laws and Harete Hipango-Brownlie. 2123
Reposted by CEO Johnny CansSAG-AFTRA @sagaftra.org · 06/10/2026We celebrate Eva Marie Saint, who died today at 102. A #SagAftraMember since 1947, Saint won an Oscar for her film debut in 'On the Waterfront' and starred in 'North by Northwest.' An advocate for organized labor, she leaves an enduring example for generations of union members. 91177313
Reposted by CEO Johnny CansMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Cary Grant & Eva Marie Saint on location shooting NORTH BY NORTHWEST (1959) 672321211
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026RIP Eva Marie Saint, 102 and luminescent in North by Northwest. 081
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hey look Tamaki's amazing Labour candidate is in court today defending the LGBTQ community 0213
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Tame: Mr Luxon your response? Luxon: Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic... 070
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Credit to Hayden Donnell for asking Winston directly about his transphobia on two occasions during his little tour of the North Shore and peeling off that veneer of charm to reveal what he is for a few seconds. thespinoff.co.nz/politics/07-... 08522
Reposted by CEO Johnny CansMomo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings? 2465311652
Reposted by CEO Johnny CansPaparoa @paparoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Seven years on, it's finally public knowledge that Neo-Nazi Wargus Christi, Dominion Movement and Action Zealandia co-founder Jack Captein/Johann Wolfe is the New Zealand Army soldier that is currently imprisoned for attempting espionage. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/crime/jac... 47043
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Luxon "I don't care" line should be framed nearly alongside "You're not debating John Key" because Key delivered "I don't think New Zealanders care..." about big threats to his govt and got away with it. Luxon comes off as personally shitty every time he knows he's done badly. 1274
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*furiously washing hands* SHAFT! *puts on mask* 1184
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Thank you Ms Hayley au.rollingstone.com/music/music-...au.rollingstone.comHayley Williams Responds to DHS' Suggestion to Thank Officers After ICE Comments: 'Nazi Bitches'Singer Hayley Williams has drawn the ire of President Donald Trump's Department of Homeland Security this week. 0207
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Looks like the numbers increased too rapidly for the system to hold against the strain. This isn't new for the Sonic fandom, search "sonic inflation" to see more examples. 040
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Luxon's lost Coughlan archive.is/C5shgarchive.is 040