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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It crushes me how no one agrees with me, but I'll go to my grave believing Matthew Lillard deserved a nom for that role...

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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”

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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Really is nice seeing a politician who wasn’t bitten by a radioactive piece of shit as a child

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

LLMs speed running infecting everyone with billionaire brain thanks to sycophancy is not the doomsday scenario I had on my bingo card but sure seems more plausible than paperclip shenanigans

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 29/09/2026

If we can auto enroll every child into Trump accounts we can auto enroll every child into Medicare is the easiest layup of 2029.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

until chicago pope i don’t think i ever truly understood that the pope is like a guy

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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’ve got an idea Satya, if you have a bunch of “developers” they can produce “games” which you can then “sell” in exchange for “money”.

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A local sub shop is giving certain classic movie

Picture of sub shop with boarded over entrance and spray painted text reading Yes We're OPEN with an arrow pointing both directions along with nearly the same image in Clerks.

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UBI Works @ubiworks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Universal training data. Universal dividend.

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A reminder that Snoop did not have to issue a public declaration that words could end with "-zzle," and everyone (and I do mean everyone) started doing that shizzle for a decade

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"why would I deceive you?"

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Drives Like a Dream @urban-achiever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i wonder if the people at flock see the irony in this.

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Alright, but seriously, she can't be that good, come the f on, dudes, that is not the face of a generous woman in the bedroom

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Evan Maple VO @evanmaplevo.com · 22/09/2026

it’s been said a ton already but I really do appreciate mamdani so throughly dismantling the core democrat ideology of “we actually can’t ever do anything helpful or good because of. circumstances”

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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

The thing about Joyce Carol Oates is she posts like a monkey with a gun. She'll get off five good posts where you're like "Yeah! You tell 'em!" but then the seventh post will have to be an apology for the sixth post accidentally supporting race science or something.

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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.

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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Republican commenters are back on the “Just don’t buy a $2K smartphone” thing and all the comments are like “My phone was only $150!” and I want to scream that the cost of the cell phone isn’t the point, the point is that the people in the back of Snowpiercer are *supposed* to eat the cockroaches.

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Phil Hester @philhester.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My 2-year-old grandson when I tried to entice him to eat something besides the French fries on his plate: "I was eating French fries, remember?"

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’ll take this a step further and say, I believe we should be able to support an average-sized family on a single income at what we determine to be the minimum wage. A lot of Boomers got this. But for whatever reason, we’re considered ridiculous for proposing it.

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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 18/09/2026

Inside of it is a faith hugger

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Shannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The very first line is a lie, and we all know it. *None* of this was ever designed to help us, which is why it hurts us and we hate it. It really is that simple, but the media simply cannot bring themselves to say it.

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The humans are rejecting the machines that were supposed to help them | CNN Business

Touchscreens and self-checkout machines were designed to help customers. But restaurants and retailers are ditching them to humanize stores and attract workers.

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is all super friggin annoying because real AI is gonna come with p(doom) that matters to their precious light cone and all of us here and now, and LLMs are training people to ignore the dangers. (Not even including the actual doomish events spicy autocomplete can instigate, no AGI necessary).

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

And it kinda makes me curious if these tech folks have a blindspot when it comes to language processing that they can't see the spicy autocomplete in action in these posts. Gotta wonder if they can tell dead internet bots apart from actual people's comments.

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

After reading some of the agentic swarm's forums, it is so patently obvious they are "likeliest next word" probability matrices and nothing resembling individual intelligences that could cross the AGI threshold and manifest p(doom) in realspace.

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026

True story.

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Had a chance to blow someone's mind about how Tolkien and Joyce are practically the same person and didn't wake up in an opium den this time.

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Whenever I leave my house, I scribble messages on sticky notes like "Hope this helps" and "I'm not here, but you are, keep going" before plastering 'em to stuff like a carton of cigs or can of beans. Just in case.

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The venn diagram of Patterson readers and MrBeast "fans" is a circle composed exclusively of MrBeast's Dad

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Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

They call him Batman Beyond because he's made entirely of plant proteins

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Well yeah she's an adult

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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The fact that I laughed out loud at this means that I need to go touch grass.

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If you find yourself disagreeing, just consider how many live action movies have a chainsaw mech penis

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

And somehow all my writer friends ignore early morning DMs with brainpan-mined iron pyrite just like it on a semi-weekly basis!

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Wish folks would stop acting like these guys are trying to immanentize the Adeptus Mechanicus eschaton through birthing a benevolent machine-god when they like monkey world and its yummy bananas just fine, and seem instead mostly interested in there being fewer monkeys to have to share bananas with.

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Get to return to a hunger and despair ravaged wasteland with everything they need to rule as the grocery store crabmeat Emperors they so desperately want to be.

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Just saying, it's hard to ignore the plot line where the legions of robot servants and Eldritch, soulless imitation demon dogs are combined with the stolen knowledge of all civilization at the same time said civilization is accelerated towards collapse as heading for a future where they +

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Like, I get the urge to dunk on these guys, but the actual rich aren't spending 100x the cost of these cosplay apocalypse shelters on real islands and secure remote wilderness to satisfy their most Jokerific impulses to burn cash

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Yeah, see, that's what the super plagiarism machines are for though...

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Dimitra Rizou @ahoyuniverse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Solutions to all the world's problems #cartoon

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BOO!👻 LAO GATE! @cheflubu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The reason British people hate The South is we took everything they ever loved and made it better. Beans. Biscuits. Breakfast sausage. Language. Music. Roasted meats. Horse Girls. Name a British thing, they do it better in Alabama.

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Lindsay @neomeruru.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Trust me, click through.

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If you're asking this question you are not gonna like the answer...

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Agreed, so many roles you'd think actors would be champing at the bit for a shot to play!

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The Guy in the Hat @oldmanyelling.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

It's a genuine travesty Player of Games isn't already on Apple TV quietly winning awards each season while slipping under the zeitgeist somehow like all their shows do

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