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Will Weldon

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A baddie with big mommy milkers. Host of the podcast I Hate Bill Maher.

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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 23h
lol the farm that almost killed a baby and a little girl is reacting like an influencer who did a racist post
Moonlight Ridge Farm's Instagram account gone privateMoonlight Ridge Farm's website, totally scrubbed
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New I Hate Bill Maher w/ @tomharrison.bsky.social Man, it's crazy how these episodes all blur together; every week he says some absolutely stupid shit, some out of pocket shit, and some repugnant shit. But when it's every week it's hard to remember specifics! pod.link/1746469734/e...
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Crazy how everyone is jealous of the WNBA's most perfect player and yet it doesn't matter
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Then why would I give a shit?
Hulu is developing a series version of the 2020 movie “The Kid Detective,” Variety has learned exclusively.

Evan Morgan, who wrote and directed the film, is attached as an executive producer on the project. Alex Berger will write and executive produce. Rachel Kaplan of Abescon Entertainment will also executive produce, with Jonathan Bronfman and Will Woods — who produced the film — producing the series as well. Adam Brody, who starred in “The Kid Detective,” is not attached at this time

I have highlighted "Again Brody is not attached at this time"
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What's even better is this quote is from a 2007 interview with the Advocate, and the whole thing is insanely good.
The show has dealt with racial tensions but no homophobia among the teammates. Since you have freedom to ad-lib, you should throw that topic out there.
Maybe I'll do that this afternoon. I'm gonna tell Smash Williams that I think he's gay today and see what he says. [Laughs]
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lady, don't take it out on us just because you decided to focus your journalism career on America's most segregated and least culturally dynamic musical genre.
At this point, though, if someone contends they’ve never even heard of “Choosin’ Texas” or Langley, it may say more about the listener than the song. Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world. With incessant news coverage alongside chart and playlist presence, it’s pretty difficult to still claim total ignorance on this one. Perhaps there is a deeper reason why people say they haven’t heard the song and feel the need to make it known: cultural cachet.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New I Hate Bill Maher. @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social returns to witness Bill Maher's increasingly red pilled takes, as well as multiple aesthetic choices that they are NOT particularly partial to... pod.link/1746469734/e...
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What the FUCK is Nancy Mace wearing here
Nancy Mace on her streamer set, talking into a shure, and wearing I swear to God a Black Widow cosplay outfit.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular beer.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New I Hate Bill Maher is out. @johnbrooks.bsky.social joins the show and deploys his expertise in religious history on a truly inscrutable final New Rule, but that comes after Bill Maher says something truly funny about AI. pod.link/1746469734/e...
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran trying to prep his next IG post
The end of 8 Mile after B Rabbit nukes Papa Doc from orbit in a battle and Papa Doc is just standing there realizing he's completely cooked, and B Rabbit is sitting down and staring at him waiting for his response and Mekhi Phifer is like "WHOOOOA! WHOOOOA!" a line delivery I personally think is underrated in terms of how historically funny it is.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Newsom's internal polling
A YouTube video from "Simple Line Drawing" titled "How to draw Middle Finger"
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shout out to the chancellor of UCLA for issuing a statement that makes it sound like he's accusing Melanie Partow of being an anstisemite and terrorist.
UCLA Chancellor Julio Frenk last week denounced a Sept. 11 symposium at his institution’s law school, which promoted a panel featuring the attorney who represented Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, described in the 9/11 Commission report as the “principal architect” of the attacks, the Los Angeles Times reported.

“UCLA’s values are clear. We reject antisemitism and terrorism in all their forms, and we believe our campus must be a place where the dignity of every member of our community is respected,” Frenk wrote in a public statement Friday. “Nothing about this event at the UCLA School of Law, which we do not endorse, changes or qualifies those commitments.”
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oooh, a late night post! New episode of I Hate Bill Maher featuring @emmaarkell.bsky.social is up. It's an off week for Real Time, so we talked about Real season 6 episode 1, aka the first episode of the previous WGA strike. RIP Tony Snow. pod.link/1746469734/episode/NmE4NzVmZjcwNDExMThmMjQ5ZjZhYTFh
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Imagine letting the people who do shit like this set the framing for any issue ever.
Hasan Piker watching footage from the Trump convention where they are showing a picture of him in his underwear (he refers to it as "my meat pic") on a jumbotron. Piker is saying "no no no no no" while laughing
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The cast of Geordie Shore go through Pokemon like transformations
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Alien vs Predator movie poster that has the catchphrase "whoever wins... we lose"
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This person has posted, without hyperbole, dozens of times today
From ghazelleberner.bsky.social
"They openly hate us. They spend all day, every day on apps like this one and in caucus meetings and on streams talking about how much they hate liberals and want to destroy us. And we've spent 10 years trying to win them over. Enough.

They failed the most important test in 2024.

So, fuck them." and I've highlighted "They spend all day, every day on apps like this one"
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
New I Hate Bill Maher with @brosandprose.bsky.social. Ella actually knows somebody on the show, Bill Maher news is for once uplifting, and the final New Rule is completely unmoored from reality. pod.link/1746469734/e...
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
lmao how does this woman not realize how insane she sounds here
JTA: "Liz Fried, of Ann Arbor, was one of the attendees who went up to speak to El-Sayed afterwards. She told him that her children were soon to fly to Israel, and asked if he would support funding for the Iron Dome defensive system.

He wouldn’t, she recalled to JTA — a position he has held in public.

“I was upset,” Fried said. “He doesn’t care about the safety of my children.”
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
New episode of I Hate Bill Maher w/ @bosh.worstpossible.world We talk about a particularly loathsome episode of Real Time that ends with one of his patented "This guy should be in jail" final monologues. pod.link/1746469734/e...
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Literally whispering "please don't be Impro" to myself as I feed this article into a paywall remover so I can find out if it's the case
From the NYT
"How a '70s Improv Book Became Silicon Valley's Required Reading"Consider the popularity of Keith Johnstone’s 1979 acting guide, “Impro,” which has taken on a cult status in tech circles. At Palantir, the data analysis and software company co-founded by Peter Thiel, the book has been recommended reading for new hires. It’s also been cited by tech founders like Anduril’s Trae Stephens, the productivity guru Tiago Forte and influential tech-world bloggers like Venkatesh Rao and Scott Alexander.
“Impro” is both a guide to theatrical play and a guide to social relations. Central to Mr. Johnstone’s argument is that human beings are unconsciously playing status games at all times, playing “low” and “high” to each other depending on their context. The book includes exercises for aspiring actors, many of which involve challenging actors to pay attention to one another’s social cues in order to play higher or lower status. (“He who looks away first is the more dominant,” the author warns.)
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ghislaine Maxwell looking like a Bigfoot Bigfoot
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Extremely frank analysis of the fact that a settlement is essentially impossible unless one side is willing to give up on the entire reason they are fighting this battle.
A word about where I stand. I have publicly written against this merger more than half a dozen times, and you should keep that in mind as you read. That is why this piece points to numbers rather than conclusions. The numbers do not care what I think.

So why isn’t there a settlement? Lets set the antitrust case aside entirely. The easy explanations are personalities, politics, and litigation strategy. I think the real answer, at least for much of the public support, is duller than any of those. The economics are extraordinarily difficult, and most of the people calling for a settlement have not examined them. The short version: the acquisition’s financing depends on savings that the protections everyone wants would prohibit.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
New I Hate Bill Maher is out. Emily Faye joins the podcast, and Bill Maher tells immigrants to get out of "the West" and instead start a business. It's... absolutely insane. pod.link/1746469734/e...
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don't think any review has ever made me more sure I have to see a movie
Kyle Amato's entire Letterboxd review of Coyote vs Acme
'Will Forte responding to “what’s up, doc?” with “who is this?” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard'
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is story is extremely dark, and right after reading it I went to her sister's IG page (her family and friends are active in the comments on the post about the story) and stumbled upon these comments on her post about her sister which are now recognizable as being absurdly ghoulish
Comments from reggiewatts on Colleen McCullough's post about her sister's death that say "She loved you very very much I love you Collen", and a series of heart emojis
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thread locked in nine minutes.
A Reddit thread with the title "How Jewish is Magneto?" It has no up votes, seven replies, and has been locked after nine minutes
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
People in this country desperately need to be disabused of the notion that the police as an institution care about stopping sexual violence
The SafeSport investigator assigned to Richardson’s case was Jason Krasley, a former police officer. Krasley could have immediately placed the coach on SafeSport’s public disciplinary list, temporarily suspending him from coaching while the investigation continued. SafeSport says it uses such suspensions to keep people safe in the case of “severe” allegations, including “allegations of child sexual abuse regarding a coach with current/ongoing access to minor athletes.”

But months passed without Richardson’s name appearing in the database. Richardson told parents at Texas Fierce Elite that this was a sign he had done nothing wrong. Krasley didn’t respond. It turned out he no longer worked for SafeSport; he had been fired in November after he was arraigned on allegations that, as a police officer, he had stolen money seized in a drug bust. And three days before Longoria reached out, Krasley had been arrested again, this time on charges of felony rape and involuntary sexual servitude.

He is awaiting trial on multiple sex crime charges, although the theft and other charges were eventually dropped. Krasley has yet to enter a plea, and his attorney has argued the case should be dropped because of “egregious” prosecutorial misconduct. The attorney did not respond to requests for comment.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It can't be stressed enough that Mark Cuban made his fortune by putting radio on the Internet and then selling that to Yahoo in maybe the worst of Yahoo's many terrible acquisition.
FROM THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER:
How to Change the World,’ Exec Produced by Mark Cuban, Puts Spotlight on Social Entrepreneurs (Exclusive)
The 10-episode series from World Within Studios, in partnership with Religion of Sports, will premiere on YouTube in September and feature such expert voices as former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
New I Hate Bill Maher w/ @workerslit.bsky.social is out. A fake blue collar guy is followed by a zero energy panel that left my guest specifically disappointed with someone whose work he's thought was good in the past. Also, when will the Democrats say it's okay to be white? pod.link/1746469734/e...
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I can't believe that this woman is not only insanely evil she's also doing the Dreamworks face in her photo
From The Times:
I was Andrew Tate’s publicist for years. This is what I saw
Mateea Petrescu says the misogynist influencer paid her five figures a month to, among other things, launch a run for No 10 under the ‘Bruv Party’

And then a photo of a brunette woman who's had a lot of work done posing with her arm on a hotel bannister
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
New I Hate Bill Maher is out! After two years, Emma Arnold has returned to see just how far and pitifully Bill Maher has fallen since she had to spend time with him IN PERSON in FUCKING HAWAII. He absolutely stinks the joint up in this one, really pathetic. pod.link/1746469734/e...
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Here's noted gun control advocate Shannon Watts sharing a tweet from a man who Is absolutely drowning in accusations of sex crimes
Shannon Watts retweeting Destiny
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I burst out laughing
all4democracy.bsky.social posting a screenshot of his own post that he did like 45 minutes ago and adding "Well said!"
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You seem like an impartial and not at all bigoted observer
From redpainter1.bsky.social
As someone who lived in Israel, I saw this firsthand. Hatred of Jews (not just Israelis) truly is taught from childhood. Not ALL Muslims adopt this view, but it is more common than people are willing to admit. 

Just because Muslims in America deny it, doesn't mean it doesn't occur.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
W/alt text
A still from that incredibly stupid Washington Post podcast where right wing morons smugly argue in bad faith against obviously popular things: a split screen split horizontally across the middle, where the top half is a brunette women watching a video on her phone, and the bottom half is that video. I have edited the photo to make it seem as if she's watching a Joey's World Tour video. He is an extremely disgusting YouTube fast food reviewer. I hope this has all been clear.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I love how celebrities at his level of fame will have their Wikipedia filled out with incredibly weird details, such as his entire plotline from a season of The Apprentice. RIP a great character actor.
Pastore was featured as a contestant on the January 2008 edition of Celebrity Apprentice. In the second week, he participated in raising $52,286 by selling hot dogs on a Manhattan street for the Lustgarten Foundation for Pancreatic Research.[9] In a task of selling Broadway show tickets, with Pastore as project manager, he led his team to raise $33,300 for charity. In the fifth week, he got into a faked, blow-out conflict with the project manager of the task, Piers Morgan, to see if he could get the women to let him on their team to spy on them. The episode had played out like an episode of The Sopranos, with Pastore switching allegiances multiple times.

Pastore was deliberately "ratted out" to the women by Morgan in the end, to make Pastore look bad to the women. While Pastore and the men then lost their task, before Trump even lifted a finger to fire anyone that week, Pastore resigned from the show and Trump eventually accepted Pastore's resignation after trying to convince him to stay. The show ended with a sequence based on the series finale of The Sopranos, ending abruptly before Pastore could give the customary end-of-show interview in the cab. The week-6 episode begins with Pastore meeting his ex-wife Nancy in a restaurant and presenting her the check he received for being project manager for $50,000, in memory of her husband, Mitchell Burke's memorial fund with the Lustgarden Foundation.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I forgot to post about the newest episode of I Hate Bill Maher: I had @lucyxiv.boontavista.com on to talk about Bill Maher Talks to Kids!, a Club Random I had talked about previously but did not give the proper attention to AT ALL. pod.link/1746469734/e...
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
lmao another old guy is such a huge baby about the COVID lockdown that he fries his own brain
Robbins has been a fixture in Hollywood for more than four decades, winning the Academy Award for best supporting actor for 2003's "Mystic River" and starring in films including "The Shawshank Redemption," "Bull Durham" and "Top Gun."

He also founded the Los Angeles theater company The Actors' Gang and has become increasingly outspoken in recent years, criticizing COVID-19 lockdowns and vaccine mandates.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Andrew Gruel
The first couple of episodes will feature chefs Andrew Gruel and Robert Irvine. The program will be broadcast online here. For the first episode with Gruel, RFK Jr will cook up a recipe for Crispy Salmon Cakes with Apple, White Bean & Green Salad.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"Hidden camera-style investigative pieces"
A promotional picture for Just for Laughs Gags, a French Canadian hidden camera prank show
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What a world
Amanda Knox on Club Random
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