Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I caught the Ionos lady going through my bins and had to shoot her dead 000
Reposted by Dong DraperMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter: 211296343
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026they should let you bring your wife into work so you can give them a tour 011
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026do you ever wipe your ass a little too deep and more poop comes out? 000
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026crapper is the name of the inventor. you’re shitting in a crappers monster 001
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Scratching my nuts too much in my sleep got me Injured 010
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026if your son grows up into one of those augustus gloop kids it must be hard to love them 000
Reposted by Dong DraperLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster 15457071011
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Browsers are always asking if you want them to save your login information immediately. I don't know bitch lets see if its correct first! 020
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026In every clip i see of this pod, the mike seems to hate the jesse and not wanna be there 020
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Are you allowed to go and whack off whilst theres tradies in your house? 100
Reposted by Dong DraperAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Kurt Vonnegut: In my book I drew an asshole as a cautionary tale Anthropic: At long last, we have created the Vonnegut Asshole 263765996
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I bet Reacher would be a dick about cashiers scanning his groceries too fast. 000
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026sometimes you know you wouldn’t fuck with someone based on their ps2 games joblot on fb marketplace 010
Reposted by Dong DraperAm I Pragnent? @am-i-pragnent.bsky.social · 05/04/2026[Q] Is LOVE really blind? [A] Heck yeah that crap sucks [2008] 084
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026you wipe your ass in the morning, your hand still stinks of shit at bed time 001
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026i call em eater eggs on account of made of chocolate 122
Reposted by Dong DraperAm I Pragnent? @am-i-pragnent.bsky.social · 17/01/2026[Q] If you could change your name, what would you change it to? [A] I always thought that Richard Cranium was funny as h*ll, and I hope someone in here can agree. [2008] 022
Reposted by Dong Draperstrawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Nine Delights 2026 13214869
Reposted by Dong DraperJames Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls 9454683914404
Reposted by Dong Drapernice handsome boy @edward86.bsky.social · 24/12/2025just saw this image and got a #boner 251161291
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Getting irrationally angry at Virgin Media telling me that it “won’t be the same” without me as a customer 000
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Staffordshire Uni is the only institution brave enough to have a pair of big naturals as their logo 020
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I don’t care that my Honey Gold is expiring. I don’t even know what that is 010
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 23/10/2025The leg press machine is for improving your ability to be put into a mating press 000
Reposted by Dong DraperAm I Pragnent? @am-i-pragnent.bsky.social · 28/08/2025[Q] Who is the pope and what is his job in the church? [A] its his job to be popie [2007] 0146
Reposted by Dong DraperAm I Pragnent? @am-i-pragnent.bsky.social · 19/08/2025[Q] When was the last time someone said you were sexy? [A] Last Thursday. it's very common for me [2013] 031
Reposted by Dong DraperAm I Pragnent? @am-i-pragnent.bsky.social · 25/07/2025[Q] are southern women better then northern women? [A] i dont know [2006] 032
Reposted by Dong DraperChuck Tantrum @goatse.bsky.social · 04/07/2025What Trump needs is a good shagging. 0253
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I hate it when a sign calls itself a “polite notice”. I’ll be the judge of that! 010
Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 10/05/2025this is the exact expression my little brother used to get when he got his milk at bed time 010
