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OldJediMaster

@oldjedimaster.bsky.social
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Not an award winning author, journalist, scientist, athlete or politico. Just a dad, husband, volunteer for those with special needs, VP of Operations and master of the Jedi Mind Trick.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lol
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I prefer “another.” Lol
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We counted 100s of millions of votes in a mere 15 minutes! Nothing to see here!
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Smaller portions should mean lower costs. Lower costs should mean more people go out to eat. More people spending money going out to eat….
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some may stop reading this before the first line ends.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’d be in the Cornell group chat.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
President Xi, “Boy have you done a job, wow!” I can totally see that man saying this.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You forgot to mention that the guy you gave your $20 to gets to tell you which lines you are allowed to stand in.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s how the Boy Scouts calibrate their compasses.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is this like the Shield of the Americas? The Board of Peace? The A-Team? The Avengers? The Justice League? Why isn’t it called the Trump Super Intelligence Force?
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only a cop? The other 6 will probably be in Congress or the Senate.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Very concerned.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yoda is responsible for the other 1%.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep. New job is for a B2B company. They charged us for tariffs and we had to pass it through. We kept track (separate line item). Now they get the money back. Where’s ours? They say THEY didn’t keep track….
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A $100 check?!? Yippie! Ow compare that to the electric bill that increased….
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah well our elections/schools include sexism, racism, shootings and blatant corruption - so there!
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks have been identified
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Donald Trump: 'Love The Poorly Educated' Speech
ALT: Donald Trump: 'Love The Poorly Educated' Speech
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s just a discount card
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m not on Twitter. Could someone help me out and respond “shut up NEPObaby”
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe he was looking for a new home.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oops
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought that Congress decides what to fund.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Something tells me that this is about to get the attention it deserves.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Want to know where DJT has appeared more times??? #releasetheepsteinfiles
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shouldn’t they be in jail anyway?
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They can go into politics or join ICE.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let me guess, they didn’t bend the knee as much as the others at the meeting?
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Where was Jesus or S.I. to protect them?
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
REAL Texas barbecue is a buffet?
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Almost makes one question the impartiality of @axios.com
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Many will say that this perfectly sums up MAGA. Some will say that they are so dumb that they don’t realize how they are impacted by other things.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would hope that NONE of my friends would gang rape someone to be even able to tell me about it.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He should have taken the fifth on the Hoffa question. lol
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Such an excellent use of time.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One benefit of Capitalism is it makes a lot of aspects of Socialism look better.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They didn’t write it using Artificial Intelligence. They didn’t write it using Super Intelligence. They wrote it using Trump Intelligence.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m waiting to watch the director’s cut on DVD with commentary.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This might make some people question the independence of @axios.com.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait, why are we focusing on Jack Smith and women’s sports? Is Jack Smith Trans?!? I’m so confused.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And the sexual assault ruined her life. He had a choice and she didn’t.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are you sure?
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Forget car insurance. Talk about life insurance.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yet an apparently illegal campaign ad by the president is running.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Cornell college paper named them and is trying to hold the College responsible. Where is the national media?
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember when Carter put solar panels on the White House and Reagan took them off….
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you know what isn’t super intelligence?
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you want to know what isn’t super intelligence????
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are more names. What about the people that approved of them writing an essay?
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Should have removed the name and replaced it with Macklemore.
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ll still end up being late for work.
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