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OldGuyWithDogs

@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social
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ATCK, cemetery photographer, agility practitioner. There may be dogs. Former RDBMS guy. Guy who wrote definitive termcap entries. There's one guy waving in the back - oh he's looking for the waitress. awk master DMs are turned off

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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Has it stopped raining yet? No. How's work coming on the ark? I ordered the wood yesterday. 36 days seems like an aggressive schedule. You know, you have a point. Here's to 36 days.
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Dave J. 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @hrlyrdr57.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you remember the 60s, you weren't there.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Taught my dog "touch" and "high five" tonight. My hand is now a bloody pulp. Note to self: trim the dogs nails
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got an invitation to a thing for my alma mater who apparently has the misguided impression that I value our relationship. I am not going if only because there is a slight risk of running into that smarmy Nosferatu Goebbels (Stephen Miller). I have no desire to be incarcerated for assault. '80
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today was hanging day in Salem in 1692. I did my annual pilgrimage to pay respects.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
jacksonbrowne01.bsky.social Your DM is turned off, so I'll do this publicly. Your Adam is my David. I've followed your music for years, you've held my hand in bad times and celebrated with me in good.
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I created this private page just to reach out to all my fans and well wishes🎶🎶🥰❤️🙏
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Make sure to tell everyone to avoid votesave dot org this is a scam website created by Elon Musk to steal your personal info and steal your voter registration information! Spread the word.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just made an appt with dr for Nov 11. "Armistice day" I commented - she looked puzzled - "Veterans day?" - "i'm not good with holidays." Granted she's young - but do those days mean nothing to the young? How about Apr 9th? (Appomatox) Is it just me?
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was in central time zone and booked a 4:30 appt in Eastern time zone. Android added it to my calendar as 5:30. Which makes no sense, it if was going to do a time zone conversion, it should have added it as 3:30
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I put food in my mouth without missing. Why is toothpaste different? Why do I have to scrape half of it off my lip every time?
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Say a window sticker the other day "Tell your cat I said Pspspsps"
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Needed to book a hotel room. Googled the hotel in question got a "click to call" - it did not go to the hotel- it went to some central reservation facility, manned by south-asians who could not pronounce the name of the town in question. Got over-charged. This is not good.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hegseth - hard to imagine a worse choice for SecDef, Oh wait... Just a passing fart. Probably still a better choice.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just got back from a long road trip. Whiskey was low - enough for maybe 1/2 a drink, asked daughter if she would run to the store: Daughter: You don't think there will be enough? Me: You're funny.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In answer to the age old question youtu.be/S5MkCAwupe0
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
1/ A frog enters the bank to get a loan. He approaches the woman at the loan application desk and notes that her name tag reads: Jane Patty-Whack. The Frog says, "Excuse me, I'd like to apply for a loan." The woman says, "Um.. Ok, I guess we can help you with that... May I ask your name?"
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can't see the moon - too many trees, could go down to the dock - but after 3 drinks - that's not a very good idea. Could drive over to the airfield - again - for the same reason - not a great idea.
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canada-keith.bsky.social @canada-keith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There is at lot more but Bluesky while generous never will accommodate Trump’s past . 👏👍👊👊👊
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Made the Tuscan Chicken recipe posted here the other night. It was tasty.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why is the plural of Moose not Meese?
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cian, faster and reads my body language well. Note the patented herding dog cross. A lovely jumpers run.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
No points for speed, but she did pay attention this time. Skye with a lovely wildcard.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I want to file legislation to add an "h" to Minnesota. Minnesohta draws out the local accent properly.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just fyi. I'm blocking and reporting as spam any political advert sent to my phone.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Trump teleprompter guy should load this into his next speech: "I am we todd did I am sofa king we todd did" That would play well.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just some brother-sister stuff
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wife (on the phone) "Ok, I've got to go" Conversation continues for the next 45 minutes. Is it just me?
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
JTapper: People have compared your IQ to that of a bowl of jello. DJT: I love jello, especially carrots in strawberry jello, it goes right down and comes right out and nobody even notices. JTapper: People have noticed.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Pete Kegseth should relax. His reputation as the worst SecDef ever is secure provided we never (ma'shallah, god forfend) elect as curropt and incompetent a POTUS ever again.
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diggits1 @diggits1.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Stupid Is Profitable.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Adulting is all about being interrupted doing something you interrupted something else to do.
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Another evening of incontrovertible, and inarticulate, lies. What is Temu's return policy?
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just got off the phone with Dwight Eisenhower. We spoke for about 20 minutes. He wanted to know why we reduced the tax rate on rich folks.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just got off the phone with Abraham Lincoln. We spoke for about 20 minutes. He wanted to know what the h*ll had happened to his party which now stands against everything he believed in.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Just got off the phone with Ronald Reagan. We spoke for about 20 minutes. He thinks Trump is a pissant.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Just got off the phone with Lindsey Graham, we talked for about 20 minutes, he was adamantly against the SAVE act.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Couple of dogs I met this weekend. 1) A hairless American Terrier 2) a Puli. I'd never heard of either breed
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Donald Trump stole our semisesquicentennial celebration.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Interesting primary results in Texas. A Total of ~890K votes on the republican ballot. Compare to 2022 when that number was ~1,847K votes. A +50% drop.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What do you call an Irishman laying out in the yard? Paddy O'Furniture. (It's ok, I have Irish roots)
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Every box on my Trump Bingo card is full. Where do I go to collect?
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Really hungry, so of course I grab two fortune cookies from the pantry - sure that will fix it.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Had to gas up the truck. $82. Thanks Donnie.
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House Democrats @housedemocrats.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Donald Trump is a liar.
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Jay Waters @jaywaters.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The President of the United States is a liar.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Welcome open.substack.com/pub/jackpark...
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Welcome
A speaker we had at our high school graduation described the world as a cavern and our language as the flashlight we had to explore it.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Curious why you would order Mickie-Dees door dash from Arkansas. The fries are soggy 15 minutes after they bag them, and it's got to be like a 15 hour drive.
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