OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Has it stopped raining yet? No. How's work coming on the ark? I ordered the wood yesterday. 36 days seems like an aggressive schedule. You know, you have a point. Here's to 36 days. 000
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If you remember the 60s, you weren't there. 000
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Taught my dog "touch" and "high five" tonight. My hand is now a bloody pulp. Note to self: trim the dogs nails 130
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Got an invitation to a thing for my alma mater who apparently has the misguided impression that I value our relationship. I am not going if only because there is a slight risk of running into that smarmy Nosferatu Goebbels (Stephen Miller). I have no desire to be incarcerated for assault. '80 020
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today was hanging day in Salem in 1692. I did my annual pilgrimage to pay respects. 000
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026jacksonbrowne01.bsky.social Your DM is turned off, so I'll do this publicly. Your Adam is my David. I've followed your music for years, you've held my hand in bad times and celebrated with me in good.jacksonbrowne01.bsky.socialjacksonbrowne01.bsky.socialI created this private page just to reach out to all my fans and well wishes🎶🎶🥰❤️🙏 100
Reposted by OldGuyWithDogsBruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Make sure to tell everyone to avoid votesave dot org this is a scam website created by Elon Musk to steal your personal info and steal your voter registration information! Spread the word. 21918
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Just made an appt with dr for Nov 11. "Armistice day" I commented - she looked puzzled - "Veterans day?" - "i'm not good with holidays." Granted she's young - but do those days mean nothing to the young? How about Apr 9th? (Appomatox) Is it just me? 000
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I was in central time zone and booked a 4:30 appt in Eastern time zone. Android added it to my calendar as 5:30. Which makes no sense, it if was going to do a time zone conversion, it should have added it as 3:30 000
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I put food in my mouth without missing. Why is toothpaste different? Why do I have to scrape half of it off my lip every time? 000
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Say a window sticker the other day "Tell your cat I said Pspspsps" 001
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Needed to book a hotel room. Googled the hotel in question got a "click to call" - it did not go to the hotel- it went to some central reservation facility, manned by south-asians who could not pronounce the name of the town in question. Got over-charged. This is not good. 011
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Hegseth - hard to imagine a worse choice for SecDef, Oh wait... Just a passing fart. Probably still a better choice. 020
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Just got back from a long road trip. Whiskey was low - enough for maybe 1/2 a drink, asked daughter if she would run to the store: Daughter: You don't think there will be enough? Me: You're funny. 000
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026In answer to the age old question youtu.be/S5MkCAwupe0 000
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/08/20261/ A frog enters the bank to get a loan. He approaches the woman at the loan application desk and notes that her name tag reads: Jane Patty-Whack. The Frog says, "Excuse me, I'd like to apply for a loan." The woman says, "Um.. Ok, I guess we can help you with that... May I ask your name?" 111
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Can't see the moon - too many trees, could go down to the dock - but after 3 drinks - that's not a very good idea. Could drive over to the airfield - again - for the same reason - not a great idea. 000
Reposted by OldGuyWithDogscanada-keith.bsky.social @canada-keith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026There is at lot more but Bluesky while generous never will accommodate Trump’s past . 👏👍👊👊👊 24859330
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Made the Tuscan Chicken recipe posted here the other night. It was tasty. 010
Reposted by OldGuyWithDogsMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP to a legend 9104571948
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Cian, faster and reads my body language well. Note the patented herding dog cross. A lovely jumpers run. 011
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026No points for speed, but she did pay attention this time. Skye with a lovely wildcard. 010
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I want to file legislation to add an "h" to Minnesota. Minnesohta draws out the local accent properly. 010
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Just fyi. I'm blocking and reporting as spam any political advert sent to my phone. 010
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Trump teleprompter guy should load this into his next speech: "I am we todd did I am sofa king we todd did" That would play well. 000
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Wife (on the phone) "Ok, I've got to go" Conversation continues for the next 45 minutes. Is it just me? 010
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026JTapper: People have compared your IQ to that of a bowl of jello. DJT: I love jello, especially carrots in strawberry jello, it goes right down and comes right out and nobody even notices. JTapper: People have noticed. 011
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Pete Kegseth should relax. His reputation as the worst SecDef ever is secure provided we never (ma'shallah, god forfend) elect as curropt and incompetent a POTUS ever again. 100
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Adulting is all about being interrupted doing something you interrupted something else to do. 011
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Another evening of incontrovertible, and inarticulate, lies. What is Temu's return policy? 010
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Just got off the phone with Dwight Eisenhower. We spoke for about 20 minutes. He wanted to know why we reduced the tax rate on rich folks. 011
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Just got off the phone with Abraham Lincoln. We spoke for about 20 minutes. He wanted to know what the h*ll had happened to his party which now stands against everything he believed in. 000
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Just got off the phone with Ronald Reagan. We spoke for about 20 minutes. He thinks Trump is a pissant. 000
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Just got off the phone with Lindsey Graham, we talked for about 20 minutes, he was adamantly against the SAVE act. 020
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Couple of dogs I met this weekend. 1) A hairless American Terrier 2) a Puli. I'd never heard of either breed 000
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Donald Trump stole our semisesquicentennial celebration. 020
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Interesting primary results in Texas. A Total of ~890K votes on the republican ballot. Compare to 2022 when that number was ~1,847K votes. A +50% drop. 110
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 15/05/2026What do you call an Irishman laying out in the yard? Paddy O'Furniture. (It's ok, I have Irish roots) 000
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Every box on my Trump Bingo card is full. Where do I go to collect? 010
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Really hungry, so of course I grab two fortune cookies from the pantry - sure that will fix it. 010
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Had to gas up the truck. $82. Thanks Donnie. 010
Reposted by OldGuyWithDogsHouse Democrats @housedemocrats.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Donald Trump is a liar. 5026748
Reposted by OldGuyWithDogsJay Waters @jaywaters.bsky.social · 04/05/2026The President of the United States is a liar. 1262714387
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Welcome open.substack.com/pub/jackpark...open.substack.comWelcomeA speaker we had at our high school graduation described the world as a cavern and our language as the flashlight we had to explore it. 010
OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Curious why you would order Mickie-Dees door dash from Arkansas. The fries are soggy 15 minutes after they bag them, and it's got to be like a 15 hour drive. 000