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OldGuyWithDogs

@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social
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ATCK, cemetery photographer, agility practitioner. There may be dogs. Former RDBMS guy. Guy who wrote definitive termcap entries. There's one guy waving in the back - oh he's looking for the waitress. awk master DMs are turned off

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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 5h
Damnit! I fixed "charisma" when my fingers got it wrong - what happened?
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 17h
I would hope that we are all the enemy of Trump at this point. Never has a human being been so deserving of enemies.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 17h
...and this is a problem why?
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 17h
Jeffrey Dahmer had some redeeming qualities I'm sure.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 17h
Artificial Intelligence? Super Intelligence? How about No Intelligence? ..or charisam, empathy, honesty... I'm going to run out of characters aren't I?
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 18h
A big shout out to Experian for notifying me of a fraudulent transaction under my name. I was able to correct it. I'm wondering if we can get through life now without credit monitoring.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Alas, we are not getting rid of the garbage, we've put them into office.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stay strong.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That is awesome!
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah!
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It would be a much smaller price for them to take out 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. It's already half demolished.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do it.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's not how it works.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can we ditch this bro already?
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"big guy"? Perhaps you meant "Obese guy... with cankles".
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thinking about doing that next month.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
5/ I'm sorry, this has nothing to do with what Kat is going on about, but it has weighed on my mind of late with the Cornell story. "People" say there is an external threat - when there is an actual white boy threat.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
4/ worst part was when they discovered that I was doing a 6AM-9AM run and almost crashed a bus (on 3 hours sleep). I had to give up the escort van because there was no other driver who was able to get up early enough to do a 6AM run. I miss that 10-2 run.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
3/ I don't know that it helped. The assumption was that the threat was coming from the surrounding community and not from inside the house.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
2/ Rules were I had to stay on campus - which was ridiculous since many lived off campus - I ignored that rule - drove people to where they needed to go. I remember doing a gas refill call for some dude.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1/ Unrelated. My university started an escort van to get women back from wherever to their dorm back in the day. It ran from 10PM-2AM, I was the initial driver. I didn't get a lot of calls, Sitting with campus police waiting for call, I wound up taking lots of calls that didn't involve women.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We have a copy of "that book". I will not destroy a book, but I am sorely tempted. I also have a copy of Paul Bunyan cutting down all of the trees in America. Again, I will not destroy a book, but I will not read either of them to my children. They may find them in my effects and wonder.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shopping lately and one chicken thigh needs to do a heavy lift.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I pray that "He'd" will become "he did"
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That is not amusing
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I will return either with my shield or upon it." You're still holding your shield. 5 weeks to go.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have not walked off the field.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WTF am I talking about. We are all in pain. Enough that I share yours.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel that. I don't want to go to the dentist anymore, something to look forward to after death. My people came here in the 1640's. They built something. Our parents fought to preserve that something. We, their children, can't walk off the field.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You're not doing nothing, you're out here every day being vocal. I only wish I had your words and the temerity to speak them.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think you have a thing there! Sarcastic cards? That is the one thing missing from the CVS card aisle. Work it!
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...but we get up. Each day. Put on our pants (some days). Crawl through broken glass and try to do our part. I appreciate the part you are doing.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some days I wonder if the entire history of the world wasn't meant to culminate in our lifetimes. If, when we die, the entire thing that was the world would have completed it's assignment and self-terminate. Looking pretty good so far.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The "greeting" card business seems like a blooming prospect.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The pic is Riley, a national agility champion. Now almost 16, wears a diaper and manages to defeat it numerous times a day.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm with you there. I've been told to drink more water. I keep doing that, frozen of course, with whiskey, vermouth and bitters to help ease it down.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Has it stopped raining yet? No. How's work coming on the ark? I ordered the wood yesterday. 36 days seems like an aggressive schedule. You know, you have a point. Here's to 36 days.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
unrelated... I wrote a negative google review for a company, was contacted by the company who reviewed my complaint and is giving me a refund. When we fight we win indeed. Use your voice.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You ok bro?
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"jumped into action" is doing a LOT of heavy lifting here.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
he can't grow a beard?
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My handsome boy says hi.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"12"/03? Do you perhaps mean 11/03?
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Something terrible has been happening for months now, maybe change your regimen?
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe he should go see a play there.
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do tell. I am really curious here. Might try it (if it's not recalled)
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Dave J. 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @hrlyrdr57.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Goat? I've lived in several states and communities in this country. I don't recall goat in the stores, cookbooks or restaurants. What do you make with goat? Sure, put anything in a burrito - but what uses goat primarily as the protein?
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And they are just realizing this now?
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OldGuyWithDogs @oldguywithdogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"czar"? Did you mean tzar or car?
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