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Jack

@oldgoofus.bsky.social
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Writer in Durham, NC | Co-creator of “Forgive Me!” | he/him

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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Expedia

You’re going to The Hague!
Your accommodation is booked and everyone’s expecting you.
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A$AP Clocky @robingriswold.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
BILLS UPDATE
christjesusughhhhhhhahhhhhh
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
One of the consistent risks I brought up when Bills fans talked about changing coaches was that Terry landing mcdermott in first place felt like the infinite monkey theorem. Well, here we are.
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
They asked me to come up with ice breaker questions for the holiday zoom meeting at work.
What are we supposed to get boomer dads for christmas in 2025? Cant get them DVDs anymore!

A list of three questions:

Would you rather fight 10,000 M&M sized Coca Cola Polar Bears or 1 Coca Cola Polar Bear sized M&Ms

What's your impression of santa as a husband? Do you think Mrs. Claus is overall happy?
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Imagine we had this for all house things? A flush of toilets, a horizon of lamps.
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It fun to think about a flight of stairs as a similar group naming as like a murder of crows or raft of otters etc
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Bob Raymonda @bobbys-snacks.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It's here!!! The full season is now available for your marathoning pleasure. If you've been waiting all year long for every episode to be out: now's your time!
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Gemini can’t effectively edit a google sheet.
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Seems like a miscomm, I’m sure rodgers meant a session where he gets some kind of biofilm rubbed all over him. I get sad when friends don’t like my hobbies too.
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Boy do pitted dates look like cockroaches in the right light
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Ig doesn’t realize if I didn’t jump on the raclette wagon 10 years ago I’m not starting now that I’m in a season of life where the cholesterol messaging on a Cheerios box means something to me.
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Tried to explain to my 9 y/o nephew why eagles fans unrivaled abuse toward their own team is actually charming, he looked at me like I was deranged.
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The bills
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Best thing about this BF being a buy nothing day is we can focus on what really matters: getting our poops normal again
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Three blocks from my house. Hell yes Durham North Carolina
Sign on telephone pole. Text “the only out of towners not welcome here is ICE”
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A$AP Clocky @robingriswold.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
If there is one group who should keep their big fat fucking mouth shut about Epstein, its American Catholics.
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Days like today I’m reminded democracy mostly left the building with citizens united. Accountability to the people they represent is just a secondary priority.
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Had to
Zorhran campaign font meme saying “listen to “for”give me! Podcast
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Bob is thankfully back talking audio drama, if you like audio drama this is where you can find new ones that are excellent. I say this knowing that 90% of my followers also follow Bob 🫡
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
15 years ago the Supreme Court decided corporations are people under the First Amendment. Today, sold-out politicians block progress on all fronts to appease their corporate donors. Citizens United is among the worst decisions in history. It corrupts our system every day.
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Contact balance Khalil at it again 🥹
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Finally thielen the deal after weeks of speculation
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The Democratic Party does not need PACs, grassroots for a better world. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Extremely rude of Sabrina Carpenter to release a song called Manchild the week of the Switch 2 drop.
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Bob Raymonda @bobbys-snacks.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Down to $169 (💯+Nice) with 7 hours left to go! Can we get there? I really hope so! igg.me/at/forgive-me-s4/
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Forgive Me! Season 4!
Send us back to Texarkana, NY for season 4 of Forgive Me! - A whimsical, small-town podcast comedy. | Check out 'Forgive Me! Season 4!' on Indiegogo.
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Bob Raymonda @bobbys-snacks.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
$292 away from our @wgcproductions.bsky.social #SmallVictories crossover and 65% funded!! igg.me/at/forgive-me-s4
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I'm so blown away with the support we've gotten from the AD community for our beloved niche podcast. We recorded with @skeliton.bsky.social and @hschooner.bsky.social last night and I'm still riding that creative high. This pod means so much to me and it fills my heart that y'all help us make it.
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Forgive Me! @forgivemeshow.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Thanks to our friend (and Forgive Me! cast & crew alumni) @mexicancryptid.bsky.social, we've officially hit 60% funded, which means it's time for our final announcement of the season, Ep. 4.12: Only One Way to Find Out, written by @oldgoofus.bsky.social.
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Sarah Shachat @sarahshachat.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Everybody go donate to FORGIVE ME! Season 4 or you won't be able to forgive yourself! igg.me/at/forgive-m...
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Forgive Me! Season 4!
Send us back to Texarkana, NY for season 4 of Forgive Me! - A whimsical, small-town podcast comedy. | Check out 'Forgive Me! Season 4!' on Indiegogo.
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
"NILES CRANE"
"My girlfriend yelled a TV characters' name during sex - it was so disturbing"
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
This whole series was has been a long con for me to write something about watching the Bills
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Y'all if you donate like 20 bucks to our crowdfund and DM me your receipt I will personally mail you a love letter and a disc golf frisbee from my collection
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Relieved they are giving us a few weeks to adjust to the change at least.
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I'd like to apologize to anyone I'd made divine assurances to in these past few weeks. Apparently I was operating with bad information. Please submit an itemized receipt for any indulgences and I'll get you a refund.
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The Poster's Apprentice - the next podcast from Rogue Dialogue Productions
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 20/09/2023
JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Imagine how surrounded by "yes" people you'd have to be to think an AI chatbot is even fractionally comparable to human friendship
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Every day my 3 year old makes us listen to two songs as a family: - Sprinkle Party by Gabby's Doll House - If it Makes You Happy by Sheryl Crow.
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Listen, this is EXTREMELY good. I'm talking worth redownloading Audible for good.
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
They bury the lede but it's a footrace
NYT Headline: Wed Anderson and Richard Linklater to Compete at Cannes Film Festival
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Bob Raymonda @bobbys-snacks.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Stalling out again! Which I get! But if anybody's got a few bucks to help push our @forgivemeshow.bsky.social S$ IGG campaign towards 20%, I'd appreciate it mightily: igg.me/at/forgive-me-s4
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Forgive Me! @forgivemeshow.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
This is our first guest written episode of the season by Clarice Sanchez Meneses, starring Mandy Nokom as Isabel, @oracleofdusk.bsky.social as Mariah, and Vera as Jorge! 🪱🪦❤️ Help us get to 20% for the next announcement at: igg.me/at/forgive-me-s4
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Forgive Me! @forgivemeshow.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Happy #AudioDramaSunday Friends! We’re down to $39 away from 15% and our next reveal. Can yall help us get there before the day is through? Igg.me/at/forgive-me-s4
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Jack @oldgoofus.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
So grateful for all the support already!!
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Bob Raymonda @bobbys-snacks.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
So appreciative for all yall who have gotten us this far already! And SO excited for you to hear this one, when @oldgoofus.bsky.social sent me the script for the first time I had literally no notes. That’s how good of a return to form it is. 👀👀👀
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Forgive Me! @forgivemeshow.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Happy April Fool's Day, Friends! Today on Forgive Me, we learn about Fr. Klem's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. 💙 Out now wherever you find your podcasts: bit.ly/3G3ljyc And if you've got a few bucks to spare to help us make season 4, support us here: igg.me/at/forgive-m...
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Forgive Me! @forgivemeshow.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Hey! We got our first two contributions of the season! Thank you to both Sophia Logan & @mikeandronico.bsky.social for helping us make season 4 a reality:
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
This is the same as Nancy Pelosi working the stock market. Never forget. It isn't left and right, it's rich and poor and you're poor and we're all poor so it's time to fire the "Dems" still working the system. They're taking the copper wire out of the building while Musk burns it down
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