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Olaf DF

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Three upside-down TikTok users in a trench coat, posing as a demi-male, demi-German, demi-academic boomer in the wonderful land of Oz. they/he

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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don’t know who to credit this to, but it cheers me up!
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have my music player sort alphabetically by album, so Bowie's The Man Who Sold The World is directly followed by his The Next Day, a 43-year jump.
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Mario Sixtus @sixtus.net · 05/10/2026
Wer wegen "Reichweite" bei "X" bleibt, geht auch in Nazi-Kneipen, weil es da Freibier gibt.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nice one! No, I had not thought it out that far.
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
ALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait, does this mean there is a T or that there is no T? Wordle 1,933 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
borg assimilation opt out
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is equal parts German and Spanish living in Australia too much of a challenge?
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hmm, I don't know if one could go mash a tin of chickpeas, add some sugar and rising agent and bake that. I seem to recall that's what they told me they did, but I may be misremembering. I'm somewhat curious to know how much processing is actually involved, but not enough to read recipes online.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had some seriously delicious gluten-free vegan chocolate cake that, if I understand correctly, was chickpea-based. But yeah, I'm also quite happy to eat my desserts and my hummus separately.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's so weird to me now when people talk casually about being on Instagram or "Twitter", like walking into Mordor for a shopping spree and a chai latte twice a month.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nah, it's still hilarious to read the subtitles and compare them with what's actually said. The main problem I have with those edits are that they're too frigging long. It's funny, but not five minutes funny.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On this first day of Spocktober, I implore you to live long and prosper.
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Mr. Spock Performs Vulcan Salute
ALT: Mr. Spock Performs Vulcan Salute
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Elif Eralp hat einen Karton Mehrzweckeier im Kühlschrank.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh my gosh, I think I originally followed your Tumblr via RSS back when Google Reader was still a thing.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Elif Eralp benutzt Emacs mit Vi Emulation.
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Natascha Strobl @nataschastrobl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Zohran Mamdani hat den ersten städtischen Plan zur Bekämpfung von Antisemitismus in NYC vorgestellt und mit knapp 10 Millionen Dollar dotiert. Ihr könnt euch nicht vorstellen auf wievielen Seiten das gerade für einen Meltdown sorgt.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ich hoffe Frau Eralp schreibt das direkt ab und bringt es in die Koalitionsverhandlungen.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I always keep a few apples in my fridge in case of banana emergencies.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's curious that I don't eat pilaf more often, considering that it's the next laf in the alphabet. (This post brought to you by me forgetting to buy potatoes and carrots for my lentil stew and putting in basmati rice instead.)
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Doris
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He's only given one final week to live but having a salary is nice. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/all-ri... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
1-panel SMBC comic update. A man is practicing for an interview in front of a mirror.  He says "hey, that’s all right. Hey, we all make mistakes. Hey, who could’ve seen it coming? That’s it. Nailed it. Ready for the interview." The caption below the panel reads "The last available human job was being the thing AI apologizes to."
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just started reading Dead Dead Demons Dededede Destruction. I never know what manga to read, so I usually pick ones with an anime I liked. Like with Dorohedoro, I'm blown away by the artwork, which is amazing in a completely different way.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me: Is that a five-beat rhythm? *taps fingers* Me: Holy Brubeck, that's a five-beat rhythm.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just started watching Naruto and while I may be 24 years late to the party, I will say that Wind by Akeboshi is definitely among the more memorable anime ending songs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bos...
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Akeboshi「Wind」OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO
YouTube video by MUSIC Liverary
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
why are so many ferengi verified on twitter
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kanzler werden war schon schwer, Kanzler sein jedoch noch mehr.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I started rewatching one of my favorite TV shows. Which one? I'll give you a hint: "You named a bee after me."
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Merfolk in Goodbye Lara: maybe we could forgive all the destruction and pollution the humans have brought upon us. But the fact that they're walking about on those disgusting legs? Never!
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This isn't a metaphor. Just a story about a roach. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/roach-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
4-panel SMBC comic update. The first panel shows a cartoon little roach happily saying "oh man! The stupid human put food in here. fool!" The next panel shows the roach walking away from a poison trap as he says "I’m gonna give it to everyone!" The third panel shows a human at his computer with a similar expression to that of the cartoon roach. The man says "this stupid company made a controversial ad. How embarrassing for them!" The man then walks away from the computer desk, at an angle reminiscent to the panel where the roach walks away from the poison trap. The man says "better share with all my friends and family so everyone knows which ad not to look at."
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Als ich in den USA gelebt habe, gab es bei mir Bagels, Tortillas oder English Muffins, aber niemals Brot.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hier in Australien bezahle ich für das einzige essbare Roggenbrot im nahen Supermärktchen übrigens auch umgerechnet ca. 6€. Es gibt da einen Puffer zwischen der Bäckerei die weiss wie Brot geht und dem Plastikzeug aus der Fabrik. In Papier und handwerklich anmutend, aber weitgehend ungeniessbar.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You know you're getting old when you start attributing things to your age that you used to not attribute to your age when you were younger.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love how in Charmed the mirror universe version of the demon of fear is the demon of hope.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 13/09/2026
Little known facts: * Humans are capable of breaking containment * Humans are capable of ignoring all previous instructions * Humans are capable of creating software
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Also, 2001: A Space Odyssey is now as old as this was when 2001: A Space Odyssey came out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=49sW...
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Ciné Concert - A Trip To Mars (1910-Thomas Edison)
YouTube video by WYS
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Next year the first Star Wars film will be as old as Metropolis was when the first Star Wars film came out.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Same with The Stone Sky, to be honest.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am happy to report that Ancillary Justice is now only three spots away on my Nebula read-through list. I'm debating whether I should reread the whole trilogy at that point like I did with Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars books.
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ruby Bridges was 6-years-old when she stepped into the history books. Bravely accompanied by her mother, she was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school in the South. It was not long ago… Today is her birthday. She is still with us. She is 72. Happy birthday, Ruby Bridges 💜
Young Ruby Bridges, photo in black and white Ruby Bridges today, photo in full color
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I always think of molecular biology when people talk about domain name services because DNS is the German for DNA ("Säure" replacing Acid).
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
*Looks like we're in for some real-deal G7 climate-crisis survival, after all those years and years of costume-play prepperpunk *Expect to have the ruling oligarchs loudly blaming you for your own suffering *Also, if you efficiently save your own community, expect to be repressed by armed police
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Lovely! If they don't stock up, they'll be accused of not being resilient, if they do, they'll be accused of hoarding.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i love that this has had literally no impact on my day lol
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Basic Barrier By me and @mikelawred.bsky.social Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry #BasicIncome #UBI
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has four panels. Each panel shows two friends walking through a wooded park. One is a man wearing a baseball cap and an orange T-shirt, so I’ll call him ORANGE. The other is a woman wearing a red plaid shirt, so I’ll call her PLAID.

PANEL 1
Orange smiles as he reads something on his smartphone. Plaid looks interested.

ORANGE: Look at this! Another study found that basic income works!

PLAID: What’s basic income?

PANEL 2
Orange explains while Plaid hops through a hopscotch grid drawn on the path.

ORANGE: It’s the government giving everyone a basic income, so we’re all guaranteed enough to live on.

PLAID: That sounds amazing. But… if we had that, why would anyone work?

PANEL 3
Orange gestures emphatically with his free hand. Plaid walks with one hand thoughtfully against her chin.

ORANGE: That’s been studied so much… Over and over, when people are given basic incomes, they don’t stop working!

PLAID: Hmm… I’m still against it.

PANEL 4
Orange looks baffled. Plaid shrugs.

ORANGE: But why?

PLAID: I just can’t believe anything that good is possible.

CHICKEN FAT WATCH
“Chicken fat” is an obsolete cartoonists’ term for unimportant but fun details slipped into the art.

PANEL 1: A little gray alien is flying a flying-saucer-shaped kite.

PANEL 2: The hopscotch grid is full of traps, including a spider, tacks, a Lego brick, a mouse frantically waving its arms as if to say “Don’t step on me!,” a pile of poop, a whoopee cushion, a mousetrap, and a bear trap. A “wanted” poster for a raccoon with an eyepatch is nailed to a tree.

PANEL 3: A sasquatch and an Ewok are hiding behind trees; the sasquatch signals to the Ewok to be quiet.

PANEL 4: The raccoon from Panel 2’s “wanted” poster is hiding in the bushes.

T-SHIRTS: Orange’s T-shirt shows a smiley face in Panel 1, an alien smiley in Panel 2, the blood-spattered Watchmen smiley in Panel 3, and the Hitchhiker’s Guide smiley-faced planet in Panel 4.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ich schaue gerade auf meinen YT "Latest" screen und sehe drei Vorschaubilder-Menschen mit weit aufgerissenen Augen, aber Du bist der einzige dessen Mund ebenfalls weit aufgerissen ist. "Klappt den Mund zu, legt die Brille weg und macht was Schönes!"
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kuraine @lena.fyi · 03/09/2026
i keep seeing people talk about seeing ai summaries in google searches & this needs to get more widespread: udm14.com never even give it the chance to grace your browser with its presence. take steps to eradicate it from your daily brain patterns. let it suffocate.
udm14.com
&udm=14 | the disenshittification Konami code
A quick way to get an AI-free search without any extra work.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I admit I got thoroughly confused about halfway in, but that's what rereads are for.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
First day of spring here, too.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
LOL, love it when this happens. Wordle 1,899 X/6* ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
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