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Olaf DF

@olafdf.bsky.social
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Three upside-down TikTok users in a trench coat, posing as a demi-male, demi-German, demi-academic boomer in the wonderful land of Oz. they/he

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Natascha Strobl @nataschastrobl.bsky.social · 22h
Zohran Mamdani hat den ersten städtischen Plan zur Bekämpfung von Antisemitismus in NYC vorgestellt und mit knapp 10 Millionen Dollar dotiert. Ihr könnt euch nicht vorstellen auf wievielen Seiten das gerade für einen Meltdown sorgt.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I always keep a few apples in my fridge in case of banana emergencies.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's curious that I don't eat pilaf more often, considering that it's the next laf in the alphabet. (This post brought to you by me forgetting to buy potatoes and carrots for my lentil stew and putting in basmati rice instead.)
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He's only given one final week to live but having a salary is nice. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/all-ri... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
1-panel SMBC comic update. A man is practicing for an interview in front of a mirror.  He says "hey, that’s all right. Hey, we all make mistakes. Hey, who could’ve seen it coming? That’s it. Nailed it. Ready for the interview." The caption below the panel reads "The last available human job was being the thing AI apologizes to."
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just started reading Dead Dead Demons Dededede Destruction. I never know what manga to read, so I usually pick ones with an anime I liked. Like with Dorohedoro, I'm blown away by the artwork, which is amazing in a completely different way.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just started watching Naruto and while I may be 24 years late to the party, I will say that Wind by Akeboshi is definitely among the more memorable anime ending songs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bos...
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Akeboshi「Wind」OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO
YouTube video by MUSIC Liverary
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
why are so many ferengi verified on twitter
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kanzler werden war schon schwer, Kanzler sein jedoch noch mehr.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I started rewatching one of my favorite TV shows. Which one? I'll give you a hint: "You named a bee after me."
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Merfolk in Goodbye Lara: maybe we could forgive all the destruction and pollution the humans have brought upon us. But the fact that they're walking about on those disgusting legs? Never!
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This isn't a metaphor. Just a story about a roach. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/roach-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
4-panel SMBC comic update. The first panel shows a cartoon little roach happily saying "oh man! The stupid human put food in here. fool!" The next panel shows the roach walking away from a poison trap as he says "I’m gonna give it to everyone!" The third panel shows a human at his computer with a similar expression to that of the cartoon roach. The man says "this stupid company made a controversial ad. How embarrassing for them!" The man then walks away from the computer desk, at an angle reminiscent to the panel where the roach walks away from the poison trap. The man says "better share with all my friends and family so everyone knows which ad not to look at."
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You know you're getting old when you start attributing things to your age that you used to not attribute to your age when you were younger.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love how in Charmed the mirror universe version of the demon of fear is the demon of hope.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 13/09/2026
Little known facts: * Humans are capable of breaking containment * Humans are capable of ignoring all previous instructions * Humans are capable of creating software
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Next year the first Star Wars film will be as old as Metropolis was when the first Star Wars film came out.
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ruby Bridges was 6-years-old when she stepped into the history books. Bravely accompanied by her mother, she was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school in the South. It was not long ago… Today is her birthday. She is still with us. She is 72. Happy birthday, Ruby Bridges 💜
Young Ruby Bridges, photo in black and white Ruby Bridges today, photo in full color
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I always think of molecular biology when people talk about domain name services because DNS is the German for DNA ("Säure" replacing Acid).
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
*Looks like we're in for some real-deal G7 climate-crisis survival, after all those years and years of costume-play prepperpunk *Expect to have the ruling oligarchs loudly blaming you for your own suffering *Also, if you efficiently save your own community, expect to be repressed by armed police
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i love that this has had literally no impact on my day lol
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Basic Barrier By me and @mikelawred.bsky.social Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry #BasicIncome #UBI
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has four panels. Each panel shows two friends walking through a wooded park. One is a man wearing a baseball cap and an orange T-shirt, so I’ll call him ORANGE. The other is a woman wearing a red plaid shirt, so I’ll call her PLAID.

PANEL 1
Orange smiles as he reads something on his smartphone. Plaid looks interested.

ORANGE: Look at this! Another study found that basic income works!

PLAID: What’s basic income?

PANEL 2
Orange explains while Plaid hops through a hopscotch grid drawn on the path.

ORANGE: It’s the government giving everyone a basic income, so we’re all guaranteed enough to live on.

PLAID: That sounds amazing. But… if we had that, why would anyone work?

PANEL 3
Orange gestures emphatically with his free hand. Plaid walks with one hand thoughtfully against her chin.

ORANGE: That’s been studied so much… Over and over, when people are given basic incomes, they don’t stop working!

PLAID: Hmm… I’m still against it.

PANEL 4
Orange looks baffled. Plaid shrugs.

ORANGE: But why?

PLAID: I just can’t believe anything that good is possible.

CHICKEN FAT WATCH
“Chicken fat” is an obsolete cartoonists’ term for unimportant but fun details slipped into the art.

PANEL 1: A little gray alien is flying a flying-saucer-shaped kite.

PANEL 2: The hopscotch grid is full of traps, including a spider, tacks, a Lego brick, a mouse frantically waving its arms as if to say “Don’t step on me!,” a pile of poop, a whoopee cushion, a mousetrap, and a bear trap. A “wanted” poster for a raccoon with an eyepatch is nailed to a tree.

PANEL 3: A sasquatch and an Ewok are hiding behind trees; the sasquatch signals to the Ewok to be quiet.

PANEL 4: The raccoon from Panel 2’s “wanted” poster is hiding in the bushes.

T-SHIRTS: Orange’s T-shirt shows a smiley face in Panel 1, an alien smiley in Panel 2, the blood-spattered Watchmen smiley in Panel 3, and the Hitchhiker’s Guide smiley-faced planet in Panel 4.
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kuraine @lena.fyi · 03/09/2026
i keep seeing people talk about seeing ai summaries in google searches & this needs to get more widespread: udm14.com never even give it the chance to grace your browser with its presence. take steps to eradicate it from your daily brain patterns. let it suffocate.
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&udm=14 | the disenshittification Konami code
A quick way to get an AI-free search without any extra work.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
LOL, love it when this happens. Wordle 1,899 X/6* ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
AI is short for admitting incompetence.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I was today years old when I realised the Powerpuff is a play on powder puff.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The other day a colleague asked if I had given in to the temptation of using LLMs for coding, and I don't understand. Which temptation?
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The German for "pardon my French" is "auf Deutsch gesagt", which means spoken in German. I just saw a YT clip where someone went "auf Deutsch gesagt" and then used a Spanish word, which for some reason I found extremely funny.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wordle 1,888 2/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That awkward moment when my work email app freezes just as I tell it to "never translate from German."
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every interview with an actor from the new Harry Potter series youtube.com/shorts/QVyIw...
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every interview with an actor in the new Harry Potter series
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Why do I suddenly feel like pastries for breakfast, I ask myself as I stand in the shower and rub the new vanilla-almond body wash on my face.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Random crossword clue that just popped into my head: when you turn down the heat in Vienna, nine letters.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
How exactly do hackathons work? Is it 42,195 LINES of code to run or 42,195 characters?
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Deform follows dysfunction. - Abbauhaus Motto
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sweet dreams are made of cheese Who am I to diss a brie
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A character drinking tea. The character have some stars in the hair and a dress with dots pattern.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
When I grab leftovers out of the freezer and thaw them, I like to set the microwave to six minutes and sixty-six seconds. I call it the number of the feast.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Happy annual Vacuum Under The Bed day to all who observe!
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Sen @dresdencodak.com · 16/07/2026
Sell your book in five words: Lesbian cyborgs will overthrow capitalism topatoco.com/collections/...
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Dark Science Volume 1: The City of Giants
Dark Science Volume 1: The City of Giants - Official Dresden Codak merch by Senna Diaz at TopatoCo!
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Early afternoon Winter sun being rude to me.
A photo of the poster's living room looking out onto the balcony with a large tree whose leaves have all turned orange-brown in the background. The low sun is brightly reflected by the wooden balcony table and chairs as well as the wooden living room floor and one of two blue rugs. There is also a diagonal flair of light being reflected onto the lens.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is there any more relatable feeling in programming than "Well... I fixed it... but I don't like HOW."
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I am currently watching the original Charmed, and I love how there's an episode with a young Misha Collins in it, years before Supernatural even started, and his character repeatedly asks Phoebe if she's an angel.
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Bijan Moini @bijanmoini.de · 29/06/2026
Woran man übrigens am besten merkt, dass die wenigsten AfD‘ler bislang in unser Gutachten geschaut haben: Man liest kaum Beschwerden darüber, dass das ganze Gutachten gegendert ist …
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
How I'm entering the group chat.
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Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
ALT: Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Stop misgendering my hair bun. It's not a man-bun, it's a nonbinary bun, or n-bun for short.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Good morning, Bluesky. Have you subscribed to Stephen Colbert's new YouTube channel? www.youtube.com/@colbert
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Stephen Colbert
The official YouTube channel of Stephen Colbert.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Fun tableware fact: I'm down to 1 (one) small flat plate while still having a complete set of 4 of all the other plates including saucers. I do use the small plates every day for dinner, but I also use the saucers every day to put biscuits on for afternoon coffee.
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Olaf DF @olafdf.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
FYI I can stop color-coordinating my underpants on the clothes horse anytime.
A clothes horse with black underpants sorted by waistband colors.
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 23/05/2026
Starbucks done EFFED up in Korea. Bad. May 18th just passed, Democratic Movement Day, when rose up after the military dictatorship sent tanks to mass-murder citizens. Some inappropriately call it "Tank Day." Starbucks commemorated Tank Day with a sale on tank tumblers. It gets much worse...
A Starbucks add that says 5/18: Tank Day! Slam it on your desk! And features a selection of coffee tumblers.
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