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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 8h
The Social Shrekoning
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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now introducing,.. Clinique hot honey
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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Instead of 6:30 they should call it 6:thirsty …cause it’s wine o clock!
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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You should be allowed — nay encouraged to flash your tits on the CN Tower Edgewalk.
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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I thought for a sec Micheal was defending his right to sneer at old people for looking bad
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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Next time someone asks me how my acting career is going I’m telling them I plan to work with leading filmmakers
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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Knowing who joey chestnut is because of the vampire Lestat 😌
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 14/06/2026
Laval Tim Hortons shockingly awarded three Michelin stars for flatbread pizza
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Laval Tim Hortons shockingly awarded three Michelin stars for flatbread pizza
Laval, Quebec - Michelin announced today that it is awarding three stars to a Tim Hortons in Laval for the “culinary divinity that is their flatbread pizza”.
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Marilyn Anne Campbell @macampbell.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Oh, and if you're a Canadian who doesn't want jets and an expansion of Billy Bishop airport to further ruin Toronto's waterfront, you can sign this petition (along with doing that slanted anonymous survey). Check your email after to complete the process: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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Petition e-7404 - Petitions
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 19/05/2026
Sally Rooney on a new Hebrew translation of Intermezzo: ‘The Israeli culture sector is complicit in apartheid’
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Sally Rooney on a new Hebrew translation of Intermezzo: ‘The Israeli culture sector is complicit in apartheid’
Four years after Rooney cited BDS in declining a different Israeli publisher, she speaks with activist Samir Eskanda about the artist’s role in the boycott movement
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The fact that our leaders can’t get together and say “hey, literally everyone (including the leaders at these companies!!) want this to happen more slowly so how about…you can’t build an AI data center unless it meets requirements including zero CO2” is embarrassing.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 25/03/2026
Recession Indicator? Pizza delivery man sick of getting paid in blowjobs
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Recession Indicator? Pizza delivery man sick of getting paid in blowjobs
OTTAWA - If pizza deliveryman Rick Pounder could say one thing to all Ottawans, it would be to stop giving him blowjobs.
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Griffin Schwartz @griffinschwartz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
So uhhh I did a thing… (clogged the toilet in this story)
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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Calling in “woke up on the wrong side of the bed” to work
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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Canadian friends: today is *the very last day* to buy a membership in the NDP and have a say in who the party's next leader will be. Only members can vote in March. On climate and economic justice, we need a strong third party. Don't sit it out! act.lewisforleader.ca/become-an-nd...
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Join the NDP to Vote for Avi
Become a member of the NDP! Members can vote in the party's leadership race to elect a new leader.
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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I’m ready for the one day work week
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 19/12/2025
Canadian economy rallies as #1 export now Heated Rivalry
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Canadian economy rallies as #1 export now Heated Rivalry
OTTAWA - Canada's economy, which has spent the year reeling due to American tariffs, is finishing the year strong thanks to the country's new chief export, the gay hockey-romance drama Heated Rivalry.
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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
It was both guys I think it was both
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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
If adobe acrobat were a person I would kill it with my bare hands
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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I routinely forget that soctiabank is the name of a BANK because to me it is first and foremost the movie theatre with the freestyle soda machine
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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
🕯️I am so normal about theatre I do not need to see every single play multiple times. I am normal 🕯️
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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
it should be illegal for youtube to show me horror movie trailers at night
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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I thought I was experiencing burnout but it turns out it’s Celiac disease.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 15/06/2025
Poilievre can't believe he hung out with Jordan Peterson for nothing thebeaverton.com/2025/06/poil...
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Poilievre can't believe he hung out with Jordan Peterson for nothing
OTTAWA - Former member of Parliament Pierre Poilievre today bemoaned the interview he gave to Jordan Peterson, saying he can’t believe he hung out with him for a whole afternoon only to have it all to...
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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
The Four Seasons Fanpage. I love Colman Domingo in his matching set at that god awful hotel.
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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Will Forte and Tina Fey play a couple beautifully
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asenia @okphelia.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
single use plastic is only single use if you single use it
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