oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i was concerned for my safety so i asked if i could look around his garage. i got lost there, and when i found my way out the garage manager would not let me take the vehicle because she didn’t know who i was and guy’s friend had left already. 000
oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i dreamed i needed to borrow a fast car to win a street race. i convinced guy f*eri to introduce me to a friend of his that loaned me some weird cross between a segway scooter and a transformer that he said was very fast. 100
oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i dreamed there was years-old food stuck to the back of the refrigerator but it was only visible if you removed the shelves and examined it under black light. 020
oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 05/10/2026omg, shine. situation in your mentions is fked but time out because those nails are bananas. nobody can tell you shit when your nails look that good. 000
oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the scylla and charybdis of chappell roan and rick james. 000
oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026if the best thing you can achieve is “regular person” then good for you. if you can do better then maybe don’t stop at “not terrible.” 000
Reposted by oIlyeyeSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Gemini: Your life is like a game of Monopoly. You don’t fully understand the rules and it seems like it will never end. 831776
oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 16/09/2026this made me feel seen. i learned to play laffy taffy on the accordion during the ringtone era. 010
oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026mine is just three different sounds i hate. or maybe two sounds while my hands are covered in something tacky that will not wash off. 020
oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i’m willing to donate to a crowdfund iff it references dropping anchor. 030
Reposted by oIlyeyeHillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The thing we never tell young people, because they wouldn't appreciate it or comprehend it at large, is that aging is less about physical years and more about the normalization of loss. 110615
oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 02/09/2026both of these things make me think we need a big screen constantine played by ru paul. 000
Reposted by oIlyeyeThe Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Making eyeballs 818715
oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 30/08/2026i can’t literally feel your pain but i wrote a song about this once and the vibe i was going for is that sensation of chemical burns into my pits. 110
oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i dreamed i invented a delicious but messy new candy that only came in a sticky goo form. eating it required a special appliance called an Xtruder. within the dream i spent most of my effort looking for co-branding opportunities for custom Xtruders to market the candy. 000
oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i too am cave-aged, much like some of my favorite cheeses. 010
oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 22/08/2026nakazawa. i had omakase. nothing has ever quite gotten to that level. 141
oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 19/08/2026blue raspberry is superior to raspberry because it also contains blue. 000
oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 16/08/2026people having time travel but only into their own memories. 000
oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 16/08/2026why is there so much cloaca content online right at this moment? 000
