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oIlyeye

@oilyeye.bsky.social
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not creepy at all.

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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
vapeppers
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
pants on pants on pants
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i dreamed i needed to borrow a fast car to win a street race. i convinced guy f*eri to introduce me to a friend of his that loaned me some weird cross between a segway scooter and a transformer that he said was very fast.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i dreamed there was years-old food stuck to the back of the refrigerator but it was only visible if you removed the shelves and examined it under black light.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if the best thing you can achieve is “regular person” then good for you. if you can do better then maybe don’t stop at “not terrible.”
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gemini: Your life is like a game of Monopoly. You don’t fully understand the rules and it seems like it will never end.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s just you, a fish, and an open flame.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
45 minutes to skink off.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we have arrived.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
peaced mode.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the anti-game.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
mine is just three different sounds i hate. or maybe two sounds while my hands are covered in something tacky that will not wash off.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the vespid dreams are never peaceful.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
asmr is the worst.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the jaguar.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
flats.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The thing we never tell young people, because they wouldn't appreciate it or comprehend it at large, is that aging is less about physical years and more about the normalization of loss.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
fox mulder says i sense a big butt coming
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the other end of what?
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Making eyeballs
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
fallen off the gaydar.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i dreamed i invented a delicious but messy new candy that only came in a sticky goo form. eating it required a special appliance called an Xtruder. within the dream i spent most of my effort looking for co-branding opportunities for custom Xtruders to market the candy.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i too am cave-aged, much like some of my favorite cheeses.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the difference is now you have to try to look cool.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
band name: discount yacht factory.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
band name: lightly used yacht.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
nakazawa. i had omakase. nothing has ever quite gotten to that level.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
threading the needle between boredom and nervousness.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
skeletor played by ryan seacrest.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
a condition known as strawberry lung.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
it’s like an endless game of chicken with tomorrow.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
do not am.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
blue raspberry is superior to raspberry because it also contains blue.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
triangulation.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
smooth limes.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
people having time travel but only into their own memories.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
factor the wobble.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
why is there so much cloaca content online right at this moment?
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
edges of tapioca.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i will be pronouncing ominous as omnibus from now on.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
no == naw.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
who do you want
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i hope we don’t pardon cah over this.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
nope. not listening to “jokes” about that.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
greetings from space.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
it feels like i smeared avocado all over my brain.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
whimsy almost always is.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i’m a bit of a helix nebula myself.
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oIlyeye @oilyeye.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
psychic force
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Does anyone know where to buy realistic fake eyeballs?
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