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Robert Denton III

@ohnospooky.bsky.social
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Writer of speculative fiction, pulp, and tabletop RPGs. Graphic Designer. Obscure Prince reference. I wrote a LOT of L5R fiction. A lot. Too much? -> My Goodreads: www.goodreads.com/author/show/17038…

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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 1h
Chapter Four of Coiled Fates, presented by @aconytebooks.bsky.social and written by yours truly, is up now at your home province (L5R's website). And let's just say, there's more than just fates being coiled in this chapter oh ho (okay settle down) www.legendofthefiverings.com/coiled-fates...
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Coiled Fates – Chapter Four
The Mara, the Isha, the Shabura, and Mirumoto Daini track the stranger through the Shinomen Forest in Chapter Four of Robert Denton III's new serial.
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
With the upgrade to Fantasy Flight Games’ new website, all front-facing links to L5R fictions (and my portfolio of work from 2017-2021 which I’m quite proud of) have been removed. If you’d like an archive for their old fics and articles, maybe politely say so: forms.monday.com/forms/774bee...
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got yet another reminder today. ...I really gotta start writing stuff that *I* own when I'm done.
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Apparently Twitter folks discovered some cheese has a halal label and that's worthy of boycott because... well, racism I guess? Most supermarket cheese is naturally halal. They don't use rennet anymore (except really pricey stuff). You wanna boycott halal cheese, I got some news for you.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
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Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Aconyte Books @aconytebooks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A stranger visits the naga village to treat with its warlords in chapter three of a new Legend of the Five Rings series from @ohnospooky.bsky.social. Read on L5R.com, or listen on the Aconyte Fiction Podcast: www.legendofthefiverings.com/coiled-fates...
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Coiled Fates – Chapter Three
A stranger visits the naga village to treat with its warlords in Chapter Three of Robert Denton III's new serial.
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Aconyte Books @aconytebooks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Episode One and Two of a new Legend of the Five Rings series from @ohnospooky.bsky.social is officially out! Read on L5R.com, or listen on the Aconyte Fiction Podcast: www.legendofthefiverings.com/coiled-fates...
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If there’s one thing working for corporate bosses has taught me, it’s this: no one is reading your emails
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Are you an L5R fan but wish there were more gigantic snake ladies? Today is your day! The 1st chapter of my new #l5r serial fantasy #fiction series begins today: Coiled Fates, courtesy of @aconytebooks.bsky.social, narrated by @jinmakuvoice.bsky.social! www.legendofthefiverings.com/coiled-fates...
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Coiled Fates – Chapter One | Legend of the Five Rings | Official Website
Read or listen to chapter one of a new series by Robert Denton III featuring the heroes and warriors of the naga as they discover their allies and foes in the Emerald Empire.
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every time a Conservative clutches their pearls over 9/11, like who should or shouldn't attend memorials or what is good taste say about one of the USA's most traumatic days, remember that they're fine with this guy exploiting it and lying about what happened to give himself a "cool" backstory.
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JoCat 🔜 Spokane Ren Faire @jocat.net · 07/09/2026
Shout-out to Travis Knight, who's father is the CEO of Nike (yes THAT Nike, the shoe brand) using his immense inherited wealth to fund stop motion animation at a financial loss purely for the love of the art. Laika Studios my beloved <3
A compilation image of Laika movies: Coraline, Paranorman, The Boxtrolls, Kubo and the Two Strings, Missing Link, and Wildwood
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Holy crap is Dungeon Crawler Carl just Jack Reacher But Fantasy? Have I cracked the code? Better post about it, that’s the only way to be sure
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's probably the most old man boomer thing I do: if the restaurant has a QR code link instead of a physical menu, I walk out without ordering anything, and I don't go back. I realize it's a small thing, but I am riddled with dozens of teeny digital chores throughout the day; I won't do one more.
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Holy crap is Dungeon Crawler Carl just Jack Reacher But Fantasy? Have I cracked the code? Better post about it, that’s the only way to be sure
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ᴋɪɴɢᴘɪɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴋᴘᴇɴ @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
16 months ago: Never forget how it started.
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Evil Henchman: “Finally Jackie Chan will pay for his transgressions against the syndicate, he will be helpless once we lure him to the abandoned ladder outlet store!”
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In the Renaissance people theorized, since the Aeneid is great, if you wrote poems made only of words & phrases from the Aeneid rearranged they should be great too, since a great source regurgitated should yield greatness. They produced NOTHING we still read. Thinking about that a lot lately.
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Evil Henchman: “Finally Jackie Chan will pay for his transgressions against the syndicate, he will be helpless once we lure him to the abandoned ladder outlet store!”
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gotta be careful what groceries I buy because the moment I purchase too much of a cheap food the price will triple
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Keith Evans @kaynsd.itch.io · 14/08/2026
The smartest designer I know has said that game design is one of the only fields where we purposely try to create problems for our users.
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Game design isn’t about being able to identify problems. Everyone who plays games can identify problems. Game design is about diagnosing player experience, having intent, and executing. I think to a lot of folks outside dev, game criticism (an art in itself) is seen as interchangeable with design.
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There are two types of people: those who shake their heads and mutter “Nothing is sacred,” and those who excitedly and cheerfully announce “Nothing is sacred!” And which one of the two that you think should be leading the country says a lot about your politics.
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Nathan Black, Drifter in the Void @nathanblack.com · 09/08/2026
Back when I worked in video games, there would inevitably be groups of high school kids brought through on a tour. They would ask how to get into games and I’d always say “be interested in literally anything else”
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Most BlueSky users are Twitter refuges, and I feel confident saying most of them are here to get away from the right wing authoritarian influencer machine that was constantly in their feed, regardless of any attempts to filter that out. It’s certainly the only reason I am here
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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Justice Putnam @justiceputnam.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The fuckers called Eisenhower a commie and the interstate highway system a commie plot to make America commie, just so you know how long this commie bullshit has been going on.
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
*Charles Barkley watching coverage of the Cyclosporiasis lettuce outbreak and recall* “That’s a turrible idea. How Taco Bell gonna make any money offa that?”
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
No fuck off we're not calling this "Millennial grey" this shit was dictated completely by boomer retiree house flippers we absolutely had NO say in this
Millennial grey

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A kitchen with beige grey floors, drab walls, brushed steel appliances, and grey granite countertops.
Grey floors and furnishings are said to appeal to Millennial tastes.
Millennial grey refers to a desaturated colour scheme that is said to appeal to the interior design sensibilities of the Millennial Generation in the early 21st century.[1] Cultural historian Kassia St. Clair attributed its widespread adoption to a desire among Millennials for "a flexible, sensible choice that will last years, hide any stains, and can be adapted to different schemes."[1] Some have diagnosed Millennial grey as a reaction to the warm hues of the late 20th century.[2]

Millennial grey is polarising, particularly when used with imitation-wood-texture sheet vinyl flooring, which many describe as depressing, soulless, or corporate.[3][4] Although attributed to Millennials, the grey colour scheme is often chosen by house flippers, vacation rental owners, or other people who do not actually live in the greyed properties.[3] Thus, the occupant of the property—Millennial or not—has little say in its colour scheme, particularly when deployed for fixtures such as flooring.[4] The greying may have been driven, in part, by a desire to prepare properties for sale in a manner thought to be least offensive to the average buyer.[5] Given the housing crises gripping many countries in the early to mid-21st century, buyers and renters may feel they have no choice but to accept a property decked in Millennial grey.[4]

To the extent that Millennial grey is said to be enjoyed by Millennials, it is also said to be loathed by Generation Z.[1][2]
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The word “dozens” is an incredible punchline, well done well done
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The vast majority of “anti-tech” positions are actually objecting to *how that tech is being used,* not the tech itself. Being anti nuclear bombs doesn’t inherently mean being anti nuclear energy, for instance.
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Ross Thompson @wintermute115.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Luddites' actual argument was that automated looms meant expensive, skilled workers were being replaced with literal children, who were then getting maimed and killed, and maybe this is bad.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
amc is trying to sell a trojan horse popcorn bucket and man i ain’t fallin for that
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Some folks are out here acting like Taco Bell is growing the onions and lettuce and peppering them with doo-doo germs
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If there’s one thing working for corporate bosses has taught me, it’s this: no one is reading your emails
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Looking up traditional Eastern ingredients as a Westerner is wild. First hit on Google will be like: "This deadly toxic herb will dissolve your liver and explode your brain" and then you learn it's the main ingredient in a recipe that 90-year-old Korean grandmas eat their own weight in every day.
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Adam Konig | Play Mischief on steam! 🐀 @konig.games · 01/07/2026
My biggest pet peeve is that there's a ton of scam websites that are "Free QR Code Generator"s then the QR code stops working after a few days and then redirects you to ask you to PAY to re-activate it. I made a page on website for making ACTUALLY FREE QR Codes. Enjoy. konig.games/QRCodes/ #QRCodes
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Just a reminder that you cannot trust any online ratings for a movie or show with a female lead until several weeks after it releases, for the simple reason that Internet people cannot be normal about anything.
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Why would I automate the part of my job that I most enjoy? Why would I have a robot write on my behalf when my clients hired me for my specific unique voice and perspective? No, I do not use AI. Maybe there are authors who do, but I don’t know any personally.
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RPG Trader @rpgtrader.com · 25/06/2026
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Why would I automate the part of my job that I most enjoy? Why would I have a robot write on my behalf when my clients hired me for my specific unique voice and perspective? No, I do not use AI. Maybe there are authors who do, but I don’t know any personally.
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
And a breaking story update: JD Vance has been expelled and banned from Columbia University
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STAT @statnews.com · 15/06/2026
Covid vaccination was also tied to a nearly 24% reduction in all-cause cardiac events in a large study, surprising researchers. www.statnews.com/2026/06/15/c...
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Covid vaccination cut risk of adverse heart events, large study finds
Covid vaccination was also tied to a nearly 24% reduction in all-cause cardiac events in a large study, surprising researchers.
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My heart goes out to UFC fans, who are about to witness the thing they love become inextricably associated with a toxic ideology and a bunch of horrible dumbasses
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It's bizarre how repeatedly people keep hijacking the conversation about Accessibility away from things like closed captioning, colorblindness support, alt-text for screen-readers, etc, to "Games should be easier to play, books should be easier to read, and shows should be simple to understand"
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ms. wendy @wendyleftmealone.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
if you're gonna look at important aspects of art like conceptualizing and ideating as tedious and boring why are you here.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/06/2026
it continuously stuns me how rightwingers don't know how anything works at all on a systematic level so they assume nothing should be done about anything ever
how would monitoring anything stop it??

FING democrats just love to waiste your money!
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It's always an uphill climb when your #ttrpg goes up on a new platform. You're starting over again, in terms of visibility & getting noticed. Did you know you can help with that? If you've enjoyed Tiny Taverns, please hit the "recommend" button at the link right here: rpg-trader.com/products/292...
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Tiny Taverns on RPG Trader
A Cozy Slice-of-Life Fantasy Roleplaying Game
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My cozy slice-of-life fantasy ttrpg Tiny Taverns is now available on RPG Trader! Come check out an artifact of how I saw the world before the global pandemic! :D Only digital for now, but print-on-demand is coming soon. And it's on 20% discount! Cheers to that! #ttrpg rpg-trader.com/products/292...
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Tiny Taverns on RPG Trader
Heart-warming fantasy
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Robert Denton III @ohnospooky.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
In school, I learned to cook the cheapest beef cuts - shank, tongue, oxtail, heart - so that they were delicious and filling. That’s how I could afford meat while making less than $80 a week. Where are all those cheap cuts now? I can’t find beef shank anywhere. Seems like a missed opportunity. #food
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