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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yup, absolutely. I think it’s wrong to treat the Iran War as simply one bad error that happened to the Trump Admin rather than the entirely logical consequence of the way it operates. If it wasn’t Iran, it would almost certainly have been something else
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes, and we refuse to remind people how dumb that was because we expect them to “learn their lesson and vote the right way”.
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well yeah, that’s how paid media works.
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Threads is intensely the median-voter platform
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Treadwell been a main character now at the end of two games!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026
peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 19/09/2026
The reason that OpenAI delayed its IPO is because its finances fucking suck
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026
i am genuinely bewildered by people who say that the rise of white nationalism in the republican party is a response to the "woke left." like, did the woke left cause pat buchanan's 1992 presidential campaign? is the woke left why steve king had a long career in congress?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/09/2026
the orange man is bad and he does bad things and you should not have elected him and you should not elect people who support him
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/09/2026
the midterms are just one grand exercise in the american electorate finally coming around to the single most accurate political axiom of the past decade: orange man bad
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love getting fucked up and running the world
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lolllll this also means no votes on the college sports bill
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
and we have to stop stripping the agency of their decision from them. We can make all the excuses in the world but at the end of the day, millions voted for him and they have responsibility in this.
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They also never move to Mississippi
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/09/2026
oh we should regulate the supplement industry out of existence. we’d knock out half of right wing podcasts in the process. bsky.app/profile/hamm...
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 13/09/2026
people have been convinced that every institution is a retail institution, at root, and that the job of institutions is to satisfy and delight the user.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There are already articles circulating trying to rewrite history and say America was great after 9/11 and united and thoughtful and just a reminder that that period was marked by intense and insanely racist hatred, paranoia, and a frothing desire for unhinged violence and oppression.
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Trap Lore Ross attempting to cover the Durk trial is a great example of the need for expertise or even just some training. That shit is bad. Get a real journalist to do it, please.
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Imagine if American newspapers survived and made punditry a distributed network of major metro columnists. You would hear about the Republican Party from the state flagship college grad who makes $95k writing for the Kansas City Star or the Arizona Republic about the things Republicans actually do.
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
People with elite media jobs live in like 6 American metros and never interact with people who don't have bachelors degrees (62%.) As a result, they create a fake form of Republicanism based on things that annoy them personally and the most genteel Republicans who exist only to interact with them.
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is downstream of America's oligarchy problem. The GOP is the party of the top 1% of the wealth distribution, but also the ~25th-80th percentile. Meanwhile, media is the provenance of the 90th-99th%ile where you'll encounter dumb campus leftism, but not Nazism or Christian nationalism.
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Zara Lawson selling panties on that commerical.
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Y’all gotta quit brining this Gotdamn dogs in the grocery store. That ain’t no service animal, Becca.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Trill Withers @tyleriam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, real name no gimmicks
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have a suspicion that the Lakers were bought in part with some of that Venezuelan oil money…
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dennis Miller isn’t a Conservative, he’s just a DUMBASS. LOL He got some stinkers man.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Strengthening my mind by exposing myself to microtrauma
Bluey and Jean-Luc
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the other guys really are that bad and there’s plenty of things you’ll like about whoever you spent the last couple weeks getting worked up about even if they weren’t your first choice. I promise.
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I meant to post this last night but if you’re mad about any of the primary results you got 24 hours to bleed, try not to say anything you’ll regret in 48, and then it’s Blue No Matter Who.
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I was listening to Chapo Trap House the other day and the hosts were saying you don’t have to be nice to the supporters of your opponent in a primary and that is legitimately one of the worst takes I’ve heard. AES was lowkey telling y’all to quit scaring the hoes but that snark gotta prevail.
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Not exactly. While some polls seemed to put him way ahead (which I have no idea why) a huge win would have signaled a mandate. You’re going to have to pull from Stevens voters and the people who still voted for McMorrow. It’s going to be a steep hill to climb.
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The thing about that $1.8 billion compensation fund is that the plebs think they are going to get some of that money. No no no, that’s all going to Trump. Lol
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Also. He got kicked outta his AFP job in DC for doing one of the most reckless and dumbest things possible. Allegedly of course.
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 31/07/2026
man. watching what The Onion has done with Infowars and like, I missed my calling. Can't even watch it because I want it to be me so badly.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ooooh I’m shohei ohtani I’m built like a Greek god and everyone likes me and I never strike out and I score at will man bleep you
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
folks the world cup is getting two christmases
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Abolishing prisons is political suicide because the thought takes too much time and effort to explain to the majority of Americans. It’s something you have to evangelize and even then it won’t be popular. The DSA is going to be the new boogieman for the culture war the way Trans people were.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[takes podium at prestigious academic conference] okay so my version of the Odyssey makes it clear that Odysseus was a hoe
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Christmas 2026 is going to be very dark.
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Caught that El-Sayed / Stevens debate and man she really had a horrible debate. El-Sayed might have really swayed some voters, tonight.
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The first (and last) time I tried HP Sauce.
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I hate having to get my engagement back up on social media because that means I gotta respond to tons of bullshit.
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If Boosie was a Preacher, he’d marry y’all.
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone! @ohnoitsmelvin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Trump won by 138,000 votes (an incredibly small amount) and now we gotta worry about shitting our brains out from eating bad salad and a possible ground war in Iran. “All y’all got is ‘Orange man bad!’” was so stupid.
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Politico @politico.com · 02/07/2026
The U.S. has been “way more divided” throughout history than it is now, argues documentarian Ken Burns. “We can't be Chicken Littles sitting around fretting about the sky is falling all the time without ... doing something about it,” he told Dasha Burns on #TheConversation. 🔗 politi.co/4eFwufA
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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
*On3 Sports graphic* EXCOMMUNICATED
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Tony Brown, a groundbreaking journalist, author, educator, and host of the iconic talk show “Tony Brown’s Journal,” has died. He was 93
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Tony Brown, groundbreaking journalist and host of "Tony Brown’s Journal," has died
The legendary journalist died on June 17 at his home in Newport News, Virginia.
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