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Marc

@ohhaimarc.bsky.social
271 followers 219 following 217 posts

I tell stories and laugh at my own jokes.

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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Someone invite me and @jusy0live.bsky.social somewhere fun where I can wear this!
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
WHAT DAY IS IT
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Offdaback ✊🏿 👑✨ @perpetualssence.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Krispy Kreme wanna be me so bad 🤭🤭
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
In case you missed my previous post youtube.com/watch?v=hdYe...
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Waterparks - ICE
YouTube video by Waterparks
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Hey, fuck ICE
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Oh hey, if you wanna see my hot wife do some slutty things, check out her goods. 💜🍑
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
If you see my dog walking around, run. We cremated him 20 years ago.
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Gif that pops up when you type your name. I mean... Who's surprised
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a man in a suit says " oh hi mark "
ALT: a man in a suit says " oh hi mark "
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
So my latest form of entertainment is responding to spam text messages with absurd responses. Yeah yeah, I know I should block and report and move on - but alas here we are.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Oh myyy. IYKYK.
A Facebook post from “Fear and Loathing: Closer to the …” says: “Ditto.”
Embedded is a post from “Joman” with white text on a black background that reads: “If Bill Clinton doesn’t say ‘I did not have sexual relations with that man’ I will be disappointed.”
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Meep me outside the hookah lounge in the next 30 minutes if you want to get your ass meept
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I too was curious about what cum clam chowder entailed...
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Moved a heavy box for someone I have a crush on. Asked @jusy0live.bsky.social on some flirting advice. This was her suggestion:
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Hehe 💜🍆🍑
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Alanis Morissette And Isnt It Ironic Dont You Think GIF
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 06/11/2025
We been here for years (1828).
A tweet from user @llcoolj says "Don't call it that," in response to a Merriam-Webster definition about the term "come back."
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Jennifer Kretchmer @dreamwisp.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
(AND THE BISEXUALS ARE REJOICING.)
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
👀👀
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Also check out my wife's perfect tits! 😍😍😍
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Happy Anniversary @jusy0live.bsky.social Thank you for being my best friend and with me till the end of the line. 🍑💜😘
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Damnnnnnnnn @jusy0live.bsky.social Can I get yo number???
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Some pics of @jusy0live.bsky.social and I.
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Let me know how many snoops you find
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
As a non Canadian who had access to Much Music(iykyk) when I was in high school, this album was on repeat in my bedroom while reading the wheel of time and the rift war saga. Dropping deep cuts on y'all.
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Cute pic of @jusy0live.bsky.social and I on the plane. 😍
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Girl, do not threaten me with a good time.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I find the wish fulfillment aspect of the current smut books to be far more pornographic than the sex
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Hey @jusy0live.bsky.social - the back of your head is ridiculous
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Yo, give my girl a follow. We got stretch goals to unlock.
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Unironically, this song goes so hard. Gets me hyped in the gym.
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Ay shout out to that time I met Mr Met at a club in Queens.
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Came home from work the other day to @jusy0live.bsky.social setting up her goon station.
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
My brother sent me this with the text "some things make me think of you" I'm proud to have earned this reputation
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Ayy we out here fam!
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Me "I'm not over how sexy the bartender was when she sang heart of glass" Liv "I want her to take a shot of vodka and spit it in my face."
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AshleyRoboto 🌻 @ashleyroboto.com · 17/09/2025
What if I just punched myself directly in the fucking brain instead.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 10/09/2025
loot drop!
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
At party with family and friends. A bug lands on my hand. @jusy0live.bsky.social : "kill it. EAT IT!!" Everyone else at the party: "eat it?!"
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Hey @jusy0live.bsky.social the guy were sharing our table with is so damn handsome!!!
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I know you're not supposed to choose a favorite among your pets, but......
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Vibing to most girls by Hailee Steinfeld at the gym def got me some questionable looks.
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
💜🍑💜
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OliveJus 🌜☁️ @jusy0live.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
New #Fansly post is up! I recorded the audio of the last 5-ish minutes of the sex @ohhaimarc.bsky.social and I had this past Sunday morning. :D It's also his birthday today so please be sure to give him/the post lots of love!! 🥰 fansly.com/post/8044342...
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
It is officially my birthday! 🧁🎂🎉 Feel free to shower me with words of affirmation, your favorite inappropriate meme, thirst trap, or any appropriate equivalent. 😘🍑 The dopamine hit will keep your boy going all day. 😍
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
It is officially my birthday! 🧁🎂🎉 Feel free to shower me with words of affirmation, your favorite inappropriate meme, thirst trap, or any appropriate equivalent. 😘🍑 The dopamine hit will keep your boy going all day. 😍
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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