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Marc

@ohhaimarc.bsky.social
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I tell stories and laugh at my own jokes.

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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Someone invite me and @jusy0live.bsky.social somewhere fun where I can wear this!
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I know 😘
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Creaming Cartoon House
ALT: Creaming Cartoon House
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Packing books yesterday. Liv "why is every book you own a fucking tome?!"
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
WHAT DAY IS IT
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Perhaps I Could Be of Some Assistance?
ALT: Perhaps I Could Be of Some Assistance?
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I came back from my blue sky hiatus to send this message. Holy shit, you are absolutely stunning!! 💜
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Offdaback ✊🏿 👑✨ @perpetualssence.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Krispy Kreme wanna be me so bad 🤭🤭
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
In case you missed my previous post youtube.com/watch?v=hdYe...
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Waterparks - ICE
YouTube video by Waterparks
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Hey, fuck ICE
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Fuck ice
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Mmm mmm
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Good girl 😘
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
My lips are always moist 😘
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Promise? 😘
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The best tits I have ever had the pleasure of viewing. 🥰😍🥰 Keep 'em cumming! 🍑💜🍑
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Holy shit, those are magnificent. 💜💜
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The right way to play the game... Edging with Karlach
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Karlach all day, and it's not even close. 💜💜
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Yeah! What did she do wrong?? Let me know and I'll set her straight. 👋😀🤪
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I think we can make something happen 💜
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Oh hey, if you wanna see my hot wife do some slutty things, check out her goods. 💜🍑
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Oooh me too!!
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
My eagerness is your addiction. 😘
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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a woman is sitting on a couch with the words i always do darling above her
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with the words i always do darling above her
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
If you see my dog walking around, run. We cremated him 20 years ago.
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
My girl always making a mess. Need to clean up after her. 💦💜
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Gif that pops up when you type your name. I mean... Who's surprised
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a man in a suit says " oh hi mark "
ALT: a man in a suit says " oh hi mark "
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Nice peach 🍑
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Queen! As a bi male who's been on both sides, 100% on all these points. 🍑💜 Be supportive, be attentive, be patient and be an adult.
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
So my latest form of entertainment is responding to spam text messages with absurd responses. Yeah yeah, I know I should block and report and move on - but alas here we are.
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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Alanis Dogma Scream GIF
ALT: Alanis Dogma Scream GIF
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Oh myyy. IYKYK.
A Facebook post from “Fear and Loathing: Closer to the …” says: “Ditto.”
Embedded is a post from “Joman” with white text on a black background that reads: “If Bill Clinton doesn’t say ‘I did not have sexual relations with that man’ I will be disappointed.”
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Meep me outside the hookah lounge in the next 30 minutes if you want to get your ass meept
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I too was curious about what cum clam chowder entailed...
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Hah! Showing my age but I once spent an entire weekend creating a winamp playlist for a campaign I ran.
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I was
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Moved a heavy box for someone I have a crush on. Asked @jusy0live.bsky.social on some flirting advice. This was her suggestion:
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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a man in a tuxedo says " i will destroy you " while talking to another man
ALT: a man in a tuxedo says " i will destroy you " while talking to another man
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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a woman sitting at a table talking to a man with the words so 's your face above her
ALT: a woman sitting at a table talking to a man with the words so 's your face above her
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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a woman sitting in a diner with the word schitts creek on the bottom left
ALT: a woman sitting in a diner with the word schitts creek on the bottom left
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
OMG thirst away! She's my favorite thing in the world and love that other people see that. 💜😁
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Happy birthday! You're absolutely stunning and hope you have a fantastic day! 💜
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Hehe 💜🍆🍑
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Marc @ohhaimarc.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Alanis Morissette And Isnt It Ironic Dont You Think GIF
ALT: Alanis Morissette And Isnt It Ironic Dont You Think GIF
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 06/11/2025
We been here for years (1828).
A tweet from user @llcoolj says "Don't call it that," in response to a Merriam-Webster definition about the term "come back."
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Jennifer Kretchmer @dreamwisp.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
(AND THE BISEXUALS ARE REJOICING.)
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