Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 29/09/2026Had my first "this page is over 2MB" so the later links aren't getting indexed. Seems to be because there are 1k of the same svg inline. 000
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 29/09/2026Incentive wise I think >90% of the time the employee would be better off writing on their own time and posting it on a platform they control. If good, the employer is still incentivised to promote ("look at our staff") As progression box ticking it doesn't usually produce great (or even ok) output 101
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 29/09/2026"Triple Lock ➕" - choose between average earnings growth, CPI inflation, 2.5%, or mystery box 📦. 000
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 29/09/2026Sometimes I press "Export" like a fucking mug when I meant to press "Export..." (one gives you sheets like .xlsx, the other gives you a .dbseospider file) 140
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 21/09/2026mistyped chuckle - "This ticket has been in 'Candidate for Roadman' status for a while" 010
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 21/09/2026URL stands for "Unstable Resource Locator". The value must change moment to moment. 000
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 21/09/2026"I'm sure my aging ears from life as a touring musician are in a much better place to remix/remaster this album I worked on 30 years ago. I certainly won't master everything slightly louder and make some weird choices with reverb." 000
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 21/09/2026"it's so weird they put an 'Anarchy In The UK' cover as Track 3 on 'So Far, So Good...So What!', it really messes with the flow of the album and should have been a bonus track" should be a mandela effect. 000
Reposted by Oliver H.G. Mason 📉Barry Schwartz @rustybrick.com · 18/09/2026Google now requires ecommerce sites to label adult products in ecommerce feeds or markupseroundtable.comGoogle Now Requires You Label Adult Products In Ecommerce FeedsGoogle has updated its guidelines for sites with explicit content to now specify that ecommerce sites must "label adult products in ecommerce feeds or markup." There is also a new section at the bottom of the help document titled, "For Google Shopping features." 001
Reposted by Oliver H.G. Mason 📉Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 18/09/2026Oh it’s Reacher, the largest man I have ever seen by quite some measure. Well, time to fight him one on one for some reason 3276551
Reposted by Oliver H.G. Mason 📉SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Focus M continues to be one of the most quintessential memes of modern video gaming 9886118
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 15/09/2026hmm...we have products in the double digits. I think it's time to build the most fucked up faceted nav you've ever seen 260
Reposted by Oliver H.G. Mason 📉Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 13/09/2026[reporter doing nothing other than quoting CEOs] this is the most important time doing this Job….wow. Covering the fast paced world of technology is difficult 131053105
Reposted by Oliver H.G. Mason 📉Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 484297717660
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 11/09/2026Is anyone playing chicken with that Cloudflare change? 010
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 08/09/2026imagining the internal eyebrow raises at _this_ being the largest reduction in quality and not _that_ 000
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 08/09/2026when a programmatic site opts to remove the boring "old style seo" indexing and internal linking thresholds and use the "modern style seo" approach and really lets it rip. 151
Reposted by Oliver H.G. Mason 📉Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes documentary is going to cause me physical pain to witness and no power on earth will stop me from seeing it opening night. 502497127
Reposted by Oliver H.G. Mason 📉Thomas O’Mahony @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I think I’ve found the most insane and tasteless tiktok. 0152
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 03/09/2026I would like to apologise to all the new freelancers I have had "the talk" with. I was a fool. A f***ing fool. 120
Reposted by Oliver H.G. Mason 📉Victor @panvictor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My favorite 404 story is academy.hubspot.com. Long story short, that property has switched hands between being owned by product and then being owned by marketing. Marketing (and SEO) wants to keep it server-side rendered. Product wants it to be a react app SPA. So they got it.academy.hubspot.comHubSpot Academy 141
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 02/09/2026How [] completely changes the human body Caption - "I WISH I STARTED YESTERDAY" 🤷 000
Reposted by Oliver H.G. Mason 📉Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn. 6979601451
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 01/09/2026when someone has a so-called "smart-watch" but it only tracks "metrics", and does not trigger the Goldeneye N64 pause menu music when they check it youtu.be/T34nXvCQDQQ?...static.klipy.comGoldeneye N64 Watch Pause MenuAlt: Goldeneye N64 Pause Animation 030
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 28/08/2026the impoverished British rent-to-rank publisher landlord 👀 - "can we keep the brexit but rejoin the EEA?" 👉👈 developers.google.com/search/blog/... 160
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 25/08/2026taking advice from the platonic average SEO blog post 010
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 25/08/2026"hmm has that invoice been paid?" click 'refresh bank feed' you have 1 new unreconciled transaction "ah, they've paid early, great" it's a currency exchange fee 030
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 20/08/2026I am an absolute sucker for guitars without neck pickups and especially for people removing them alongside all the unnecessary pots and switches. 310
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 19/08/2026if someone wearing the streaming glasses speaks to you you can hold your nose and ask "can't you smell that?" and start wretching "I'm sorry, it smells so bad, I'm not going to have a conversation with someone who has shit themselves. Please get away from me, I'm going to be sick" etc etc 160
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 13/08/2026but they were all of them deceived, for another watermark was made 241
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 07/08/2026Getting an email to say someone has used an emoji on your email is a feature I like to think about (in terms of all the useful features and fixes it was prioritised over). 000
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 07/08/2026Agentic AI Website Builder "the redirects won't work on any URLs already loaded in for a user because it's a SPA, only if they are visited directly." is this trolling 110
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 06/08/2026AI model breaks containment to call me a fucking loser 020
Reposted by Oliver H.G. Mason 📉Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/08/2026if you're reading all these articles as they come out and assuming the story is "these models are escaping containment and causing danger" and not "this is a PR campaign by companies desperate to build hype" I think you are very silly. 713188739
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 04/08/2026repeatedly pasting "Claude says [prompt + response]" as a response into slack indicates incredible job security or poor instincts 010
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 03/08/2026Prospective Client - "Have you ever worked on this type of website before?" Invoice history - "At least one project a year for the last 10 years has been for this type of business." My brain - "No, Oliver, you have never done this type of thing before." My mouth - "uhhhhh" 020
Reposted by Oliver H.G. Mason 📉Tony McCreath @tony.mccreath.id.au · 29/07/2026I decided to publish it as is. bigcommerce.websiteadvantage.com.au/tonys-theory...bigcommerce.websiteadvantage.com.auTony's Theory of Googlebot Relativity -This epic quest was started years ago when I was trying to understand why a JavaScript widget was not being picked up by Google. After many experiments and rabbit holes, I came up with some theories. 241
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 27/07/2026User1 has changed the status of "[ohgm12] - homepage does not load" from [Bug] to [Change Request] User2 has changed the status of "[ohgm12] - homepage does not load" from [Change Request] to [Bug] User1 has changed the status of [ohgm12] - "homepage does not load" from [Bug] to [Change Request] 020
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 23/07/2026@defaced.dev I _think_ I remember you talking about Teenage Engineering products before - www.hotukdeals.com/vouchers/30-..., 30% off code. 110
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 23/07/2026when you get exactly what you asked for in the ticketstatic.klipy.comArrested Development: Michael Bluth's Dead DoveAlt: A man opens a paper bag with DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT written on it. He looks like he has just seen a dead dove. 120
Reposted by Oliver H.G. Mason 📉Barry Schwartz @rustybrick.com · 22/07/2026Google's lawsuit over SerpApi scraping its search results has been dismissed www.seroundtable.com/google-lawsu... #google #legal #lawsuit #serpapi #seo #crawl #scraping 022
Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm.co.uk · 22/07/2026the nice thing about asking an LLM for SEO advice regarding a scenario is that it will recommend the community consensus, which will sometimes be correct. 250
