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Annuh

@ohaniceking.bsky.social
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 13h
Honestly, I'm nobody doing nothing and that's the way I like it
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 13h
@regretagarbo.rip refuses to say skeet irl and only says post send skeet
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God damn this is a really bad movie
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you are a gnarled old fisherman with gruesome war stories and blue eyes, who sings the same one shanty every time you have a thought that reminds you of the sea, then call @regretagarbo.rip for a good time
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jaws got a twinkly ass soundtrack, that da Dun ain't shit
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My husband left Kerbal running in the background and so I ran Merlin bird ID and it turns out it's just a fucken house sparrow soundtrack
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sign the damn paper Larry
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jaws sucks
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am being made to watch Jaws. Do I care? Not as of yet
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Rin @cyranope.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the night shift / the morning shift
trevor (silver tabby) lying across my shoulder and making biscuits on my chest. i'm smooching his facepersimmon (brown tabby) getting cuddles and smooshing her silly happy little face into my chin
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Stolen valor, she doesnt even work here
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026
Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums theonion.com/nobel-prize-in-medicin…
Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 31/08/2026
finally posting this after having my pds be down for most of the day omfg. i can't believe i got kramer'd into watching this.
📽️ screenshot of my letterboxd review for coyote vs acme (2026)
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trying to reopen my SA case, wish me luck gang
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
WHAT IF BABY MOFMAN
silly digital doodle of a wooly bear black and red caterpillar, but with mothman's usual big red eyes, surrounded by stars and a crescent moon, on a white background.
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
On my honor I will try To serve New York City By investigating these vicious felonies As a member of an elite unit To help people At all times And to live by the Girl Scout Law Dun Dun
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Sarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
Patrick MacGoohan in an episode of Columbo; he’s seated at a glass desk in a wood paneled office with plants and wearing a black turtleneck with a tweed jacket.
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
getting warmer
The telltale purple and pink cityscape of roku city, but jimothy, the deformed seattle raccoon, is also there for some reason
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
jimothy sighted in fucking roku city ig
The iconic pink and purple setting of Roku City, but inexplicably, jimothy, the deformed racoon from seattle, is depicted walking past the movie theatre
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A still from Law and Order SVU of incel character's video manifesto saying "Holden March here..."
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Got surprised by a HUGE spider in my LAUNDRY, and I had to take a hydroxyzine
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Soccer ball go brr
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Okay but he made teeth and/or claw holes in a freshly printed stack of character sheets
A couple of blank, freshly printed d&d character sheets with fucken cat punctures
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
shimps
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Master and Commander? I hardly Know her and Know her!
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It is unwatchable
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Sphere the movie makes no fucking sense.
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nature is healing www.rawstory.com/kyle-rittenh...
rawstory.com
Kyle Rittenhouse hospitalized
Kyle Rittenhouse, who fatally shot two protesters during a social rights demonstration in 2020, was hospitalized on Wednesday after a venomous spider bite. He shared a photo of himself in a hospital ...
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The same Canary image from the QRT, but now the background is fire, and flames reflect in their tiny, beady little eye, on account of their formidable combat skills
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
So ig being dead doesn't preclude you from having to file taxes, gotta file someth for dad
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Koffie Kobold - Gnollsome Adventures! @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Cool S-uicune
a drawing a suicine but its headcrest has been swapped with a cool S
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I have "a handful of weiners" today, according to One Construction Guy
A black and brown long haired dachshund sitting in the grass looking up at the camera with big sad brown eyes and licking his nose. Him name LöafA light brown/blonde short haired dachshund sitting in the grass looking up at the camera with expectant brown eyes. Her name Libby A light brown/blonde long haired dachshund sitting in the grass looking up at the camera with big, dark brown eyes. Her ears are wet from rolling around. Her name Luna
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I just found out sharks birth pups face first, and I have a new empathy for hammerhead sharks
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DREW WISE @drewwise.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Husband forgot his brother's birthday so I made sure he won't do that again
It3s a never forget 9/11 picture of the twin towers on fire super imposed over an American flag. The 9 in 9/11 is color blocked over and a hand drawn 3 is there instead. It now says 3/11 Never Forget
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Hunter won't let me make him a martini (olive juice in white wine)
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
My husband won't stop saying "renay-sahnce" how do you say rennaisance
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Walked down the aisle to this theme song and my husband cried
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
My husband is an idiot
A text conversation with me and DCV. 
Me, all caps: STOP HUNTER JUST CALLED GLEN POWELL GLENN CLOSE I'M DYING

DCV: does he have DEMENTIA
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Got married yesterday, but my dad's still dead
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
IM GETTING FUCKING MARRIED TODAY
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Proof that @regretagarbo.rip wants marriage
A screen of an app version of the game of life, its DCV's turn and she got fucken married there's a groom in the front seat of her car
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I'M GETTING MARRIED IN A WEEK
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
For sale: Dog shoes Shook off
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
DEUCES
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
DONKEY SKIN FOR YOU.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
On this day in 1998 - The Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Far Beyond The Stars" directed by Avery Brooks (Benjamin Sisko) premiered. Rather than try and find a single quote, clip, thought... I'm just gonna post the whole episode because it's that damn special. (1/15)
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
she threw up a lot today :c
A little black, scruffy dog cuddled in to a red blanket on a couch with a matching pillow. A computer setup is in the background with a purple chair and purple wall, some art, and an LED planet lamp from ikea. Just her little head is sticking out - she's tired.
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Annuh @ohaniceking.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Fact check please
Infographic for Superbowl LX Total Rushing Yards.

Seahawks 135 total rushing yards 

Bad Bunny 124 total rushing yards

Patriots 79 total rushing yards
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