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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sorry folks, we've had a big computer crash and are having to recolour today's strip. Gonna be a late update.

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Yesterday we launched a kickstarter to print Oglaf Book 5. It's going pretty good! www.kickstarter.com/projects/top...

a devil gives thumbs up and says 'hell yes'
larger text below says 'hell maybe'
the devil is in front of a kickstarter campaign page but you can't see the amount, which is annoying.

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

www.oglaf.com/surpriseparty/

comic strip!
panel 1
A woman speaks to a man
woman- Can I grab your dick when you're least expecting it? That's what I'm into

panel 2
man- Sure. But I'm kind of expecting it now

panel 3
woman- Oh, it isn't going to happen now.
It isn't going to happen soon

panel 4
woman- It will happen WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT

panel 5
the man fights spiky green enemies of some sort.
he stands on a big chunk of cracked masonry.
It's what, underground? It all seems very green for some reason.

panel 6
the man looks down

panel 7
man- Still sort of expecting it

panel 8
we see that the woman has slithered up through the crack in the masonry and holds up a hand between the man's legs.

woman- Fuck's sake

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

New Oglaf: www.oglaf.com/freebird/

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

New Oglaf: www.oglaf.com/risk/

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

same but it needs to go sideways before it goes up

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

www.oglaf.com/disengagement/

comic strip.
lots of nudity and partial nudity, but only partial because the panel borders crop it out.

panel 1-
close-up on a woman's face.
woman- Ooo yes blow that big load of cum 'cause I'm pretty bored now

panel 2
single on a man
man- Can you not mention that? It doesn't help.

panel 3
woman holds man's penis near her mouth
woman- sorry yeah squirt that dick down my throat, that temonds me I need to worm the cat.

panel 4
man- yo ucan just leave you know

panel 5
woman- really? fuck that's hot
man- off you go then

panel 6
woman- Ooo yeah I'm close baby.
Close to getting up and leaving.

panel 7
precarious-looking sex position
man- god yes what are you going to do?
woman- write some letters and stuff

panel 8
more sex.
man- that sounds...totally...mundane
woman- Yet more interesting than fucking you

panel 9
both have their mouths wide open.
man- aw fuck yessss
woman- ahww- biiig yawn

panel 10
post-coital repose

panel 11
man- remember when you could humiliate me just by calling me a little bitch?
woman- simpler times

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

www.oglaf.com/christmasspe...

Comic strip!
Panel 1
Mary is Pregnant. Joseph gestures toward her.
Joseph- You said you didn't have any rooms, but what if my wife was very very pregnant?

Panel 2
innkeeper- She wasn't ten minutes ago.

Panel 3
Mary- That's the weird thin, see, I'm pregnant to God.

Panel 4
the innkeeper just stares at Mary and Joseph

Panel 5
Innkeeper- That really doesn't seem likely.

Panel 6
Joseph seems agitated. Mary, not so much.
Joseph- I'm telling you I got cucked by the divine!
Would I admit that if it wasn't true?

Panel 7
the innkeeper glowers at the couple

Panel 8
Mary and Joseph leave in a huff.

Panel 9
three wise men arrive.
wise man- We're after some rooms.

Panel 10
Innkeeper- We're full.

Panel 11
Pull out to reveal the wise men are pregnant.

Panel 12
wise man- Did I mention we're all pregnant?

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I'm going to say at will. Also she's antagonised a bunch more magical animals since then and is now pretty much a Baskin Robbins

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

two pages! www.oglaf.com/toxicity/

comic strip.

panel 1- a yellow cobra says "you have discovered the wish-snake. What do you wish?"

panel 2 we see we're in a sort of pink forest and the snake is talking to a woman.
Woman- Oo! True love!
Snake- Nope

panel 3 is a close-up on the woman
Woman- What? You get a veto?

Panel 4
Snake- I'm the wish-snake, baby
Woman- Of course you are

panel 5
Woman- A golden palace?
the snake puffs out a little cloud.
Not enough that you suspect it's vaping though.
Snake- Ugh.Tacky. No.

Panel 6
Woman- In the stories, wish-granters aren't usually so judgemental.

Panel 7
Snake- Aren't usually the wish-snake.

Panel 8
Woman- True. Ummm...
Snake- Venom

Panel 9
Woman- What?
Snake- You should wish you can spit venom.

Panel 10
Woman- I don't want to spit venom
Snake- Well that's the only wish I'm offering

page two of the same comic

Panel 1
Woman- Well no wish then

Panel 2
Snake- No wish is not a wish I'm offering.

Panel 3 is just a pause

Panel 4
Woman- Can the venom be tequila or something?
Snake- Let me just check

Panel 5
The woman and snake just stand there, silent.
If this were a movie it would hold on them for like a minute in total silence.

Panel 6
Tavern. Woman sits at a counter next to a man.

Panel 7
Woman squirts yellow liquid from her mouth.
The liquid lands in some glasses.

Panel 8
Man- That's disgusting

Panel 9
Woman- I also shit chocolate mousse 'cause of a magic frog
Man- You need to stay out of the enchanted forest.

Panel 10
Woman- I know but I keep getting drunk and waking up there.

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TopatoCo @topa.to · 15/06/2026

Are you familiar with the judgemental stare of a cat? Nothing quite like it, a dog would not judge me the same way a cat would. Certainly not like this particular cat, that's for sure. 🙄 🐾 Topa.to/oglaf | @oglaf.bsky.social 🐾

A graphic of an enamel pin; it is a blue cat with it's arms crossed and a very judgemental look on its face. Above it reads "JUDGEMENT". It is against an orange background with drawn images of the cat's face zoomed in.

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

New Oglaf: www.oglaf.com/ruin/

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

New Oglaf www.oglaf.com/accounting/

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Super easy to add ones you want! Is there a specific Dwarves strip you'd want?

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Not in a strip, Judgement Cat was a random Patreon thing that got enough love that it made it out into the real world!

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

A selection of classic comic prints are finally available in our @topa.to store! topa.to/oglaf

Text reads classic comic prints now available over a montage of Oglaf comic pages.

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

oo, sorry. forgot the alt text. fixing now

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

and maybe a guide for kids on how to do some of the magic tricks

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Thanks to a Patron's suggestion, you can now grab a Bone Both apron from our store! tinyurl.com/yttzypr2 If you already pre-ordered any of the shirts, just email @topa.to (topatoco@gmail.com) with your shirt order number and they'll refund the shipping for the apron.