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ancient Fannibal 🔪 animals like me better than humans 🐕 minors, antis, and meanies go away 🏳️‍🌈♿

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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As usual, solving a problem that doesn't exist. But the manufactured problems are becoming more and more divorced from reality.
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love explaining US things to people from literally anywhere else. Because the only response to this is "wtf" to which I will say "correct."
Well if you decide you need
medicine for congestion, it has to
have the active ingredient
pseudoephedrine in it
Otherwise it will NOT work for
congestion no matter what the
box says
Idk how you buy it up there bc it's
really hard to buy in the US due to
9/11 and meth
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Faulkner had his very own Wishbone 🥹
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have spent so much time and energy on being a customer this week. I am so tired of being a customer. 🫩
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah, yeah, my ex used to tell me the same thing, Hassan from Walmart customer service.
Screenshot of a customer service chat in which the agent said to me, "You are most welcome and It's the least I
could do for a Lovely customer like you :)
Your positive energy truly shines, and you
have such a beautiful soul. It's been a
pleasure helping you today. I couldn't thank
you enough for your patience and
understanding. Once again you were
conversing with Hassan. Iknow this is only a
one in a million opportunity for both of us to
be on chat, even so, I want to say stay safe
and may all the good things in life be ever in
your favor."
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Nobody knows I’m gonna be the pope”
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Watching The Andy Griffith Show. Barney: "Women are never happy unless they're causin trouble" YOU ARE A TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY, BARNEY FIFE
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bout to head into battle against social services. See you on the other side. Here we go, round one. 🫡
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The existential crisis of living in Alabama, apparently.
Survey question asks "do you currently reside in Alabama?" The answer options are yes, no, and i don't know
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Busta Rhymes: Should I buy a house... or... a link to a picture of a pixelated monkey

NFTea expert: Houses are often more of a liability than [text truncated]
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Please body, could I have just a few molecules of ATP #mecfs #chronicillness
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Boy Asks for More Soup
ALT: Boy Asks for More Soup
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Washington post correction:
Thursday, December 3, 2009
A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number.
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the primary issue is that Democratic consultants clearly still believe there is a way to defang these attacks that isn't afformative support for trans rights and a pivot to actually important things.
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy 9/11, #neverforget the interpretive performance of all the crashes by this high school cheer squad
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He has a tattoo of his ex #Cat #Caturday
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Men are inherently dangerous (I am saying this in response to the Clancy trial, but it applies to just about everything and everyone.)
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This one’s my favourite
A reddit post from the Wile E Coyote AMA that says “Hi WEC, I've watched you since I was a child, just wanted to say thank you for running into paintings of tunnels for all those years.”

The replies is a film still of Wile E Coyote smiling and holding a sign that says “Keep art alive”
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Very bummed that I can't go see Coyote vs. ACME, but it's important to me to support it, so I bought a ticket anyway.
Payment confirmation for a ticket to Coyote vs ACME at the Senator Theatre
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The videos I've seen of these are quite literally straight from my nightmares.
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Was gonna get something cute for my sister from that OTOTO brand of whimsical kitchen accessories that I always see on Amazon, but the AI have me this upsetting info that I didn't ask for. Sigh. Honestly the aggressive presence of their "sponsored" results should have been a clue.
AI search results on Amazon explaining that OTOTO is "an Israeli design studio"
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Sandra Lee Semi-Automatic @anna-archy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Everytime I see a video of this person I think to myself “that’s the taints are shrinking guy”
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Patient appears to be in no acute distress." Exactly, that's the point, it APPEARS that way because I'm focusing very hard on not showing my distress. Because if I do that, you're likely to think I'm drug seeking or being dramatic or am "just anxious." Can't fucking win, how do they not GET that?!
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dog announced that my mother was home so I scrambled Ferris Bueller-style to turn the thermostat back up.
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Ferris Bueller: Years of Practice
ALT: Ferris Bueller: Years of Practice
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Keeping yourself in the fight involves taking care of yourself, and taking care of yourself involves ensuring that you remain as psychologically stable as possible. And that means making sure you have things that bring you joy, and not shitting all over things that bring other people joy.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I'm gonna go to the caps lock for this: THE ONLY EFFECTIVE WAY TO PREVENT THE EXHAUSTION AND BURNOUT THE FASCISTS ARE RELYING ON YOU TO FALL INTO IS TO LIMIT YOUR EXPOSURE TO HORRORS, KEEP YOUR ACTIVISM CONCRETE AND EFFECTIVE, AND DO OTHER THINGS WITH AS MUCH FERVOR AS YOU DO ACTIVISM.
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Keep looking at this in my inbox wondering whether that's "vagus nerve" or "vagina." I kinda enjoy the mystery, so I have yet to click to find out.
Screenshot of email inbox with a newsletter from The Scientific American that says "New maps reveal the power of the vag..." and then it cuts off so I can't see the rest of the word
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Conan O' Brien Throws to Commercial @conanintro.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
imagine if it happens on tv
3 panel comic

Panel 1: 
A crowd is watching TV in a bar. The TV is facing away from the reader. The crowd ecstatically screams “YEAHHHH!”

Panel 2: 
A new guy walks into shot from the left and says “You guys watching football?”
A guy in crowd answers “Nope”

Panel 3:
The new guy looks at the TV screen and immediately screams “OH FUCK YEAH”
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
PETE HEGSETH: Napoleon, how do we defeat Iran? AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines? You have vaccines? PETE HEGSETH: Yes but they're woke and gay AI NAPOLEON: Send me typhus vaccine PETE HEGESTH: No, I need your help with Iran, we're running low on artillery AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines then Iran
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Do not tell me to "shake well" if you're not going to leave enough room in the bottle for me to do so.
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Norah 🤗 @thenoraheffect.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I sent this to my husband. He watched it, then proceeded to go out on the patio to smoke a cigar. No words were uttered 🤣🤷🏽‍♀️
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hi can somebody ID this bug for me? Finger for scale, which uh I did not realize how weird that would look. Anyway. What's da bug? 🪲 #insects #bugsky
A super tiny roundish black bug on a curtain.
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It has begun.
Tastykake Pumpkin Spice donuts
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
By now I've pretty much lost that succulent liter of IV fluids I got on Wednesday, and oh how I miss it. Jonesin for another hit; boost my blood volume, baby! #pots #dysautonomia #Ringersfanclub
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A.Ghost Pasquella 👻🎃 @agpasquella.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yes YES The tiger is out
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I have the most autistic pest control technician at my house right now and I now feel fully confident that this problem will be completely eradicated.
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don't know how to explain the feeling of following the weather forecast and being so genuinely terrified for your life. I guess maybe it's like when you live in the path of a huge hurricane? Idk.
"a prolonged surge of tropical humidity is headed for the DC area with oppressive dew points, heat indices nearing 100, and almost daily storm chances for more than a week"
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My dog and I have such good communication. The clarity and efficiency is so far beyond any human communication I try to do. What's up with that how does that even work. (I was about to call it "nonverbal communication" but uhhh it's really not, exhibit A below) #dogsky #dogsofbsky
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
No longer content with pillaging intellectual work and dismembering our environment (already critically weakened), AI companies are now hellbent on destroying books galore including rare editions. Shut down these nefarious enterprises already.
news.com.au
AI labs buy, scan, shred millions of rare books
If you have retreated to physical books because the internet is too full of AI slop, bad news — now they’re shredding the books to feed their AI slop machines.
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 27/07/2026
We must normalize being extremely rude to people with surveillance cameras on their faces. It is the moral duty of every citizen to make them feel extremely unwelcome everywhere they go.
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Slice of Fox @michaelwi.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I left Facebook because they literally changed their rules about harassment of minorities. They changed it to disparaging and insulting comments referring to mental health was not acceptable on the platform UNLESS the victim was LGBT. WT actual F.
We define hateful conduct as direct attacks against people - rather than concepts or institutions - on the basis of what we call protected characteristics (PCs): race, ethnicity, national origin, disability, religious affiliation, caste, sexual orientation, sex, gender identity and serious disease.We do allow allegations of mental illness or abnormality
when based on gender or sexual orientation,
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 21/07/2026
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I took a hard look at the financial donors to ICE’s biggest supporters in Congress. These are people who want to significantly expand ICE’s power and have sponsored or co-sponsored legislation to do so. Here are the top 25 consumer brands bankrolling the biggest ICE supporters in Congress:
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a @og-banannibal.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"buy from your local famers market instead" is a massively privileged thing to say, btw. on so many levels.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I cannot recommend n95 and kn95 masks enough. I've covered enormous wildfires multiple times throughout my career (southern california reporter) and they have saved my ass time and again. Remember, burning houses also means burning household chemicals
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Gary K. Wolf •  
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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