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OFMD Fic Rec Bot @ofmdficbot.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Skinned Knees by Skrifores (@skrifores.bsky.social) Rating: Explicit 33368 Words, multi-chapter complete Story: archiveofourown.org/works/51030679/… Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/59489068 Rec'd by: Anonymous #OFMDFic #OFMDFicRec

Story Tags and Stats
Rating: Explicit
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet
Additional Tags: Meet-Cute, Glory Hole, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Semi-Public Sex, bottle episode fic, I mean almost this whole thing takes place in a bathroom, Banter, Romantic Comedy, Falling In Love, incapable of taking it slow in any universe, implied infidelity, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Explicit Sexual Content, from the start, Fluff and Smut, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Happy Ending, just so many blow jobs, and so many feelings, And so much embarrassment, they're just a couple of sexy disaster dorks, Face-Fucking, Pining, Laughter During Sex, like a lot, Talking During Sex, Facials, Come Swallowing, Come play, Under-negotiated Kink, Cock Bondage, Dirty Talk, Canon-Typical Family Issues, Mutual Masturbation, Mutual Pining, Mention of past relationships, mention of crime, Phone Sex, Break Up, References to Depression, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Kissing, Getting Together, Complete
Stats: Published: 2023-10-22; Completed: 2023-12-17; Words: 33,368; Chapters: 9/9; Comments: 1,064; Kudos: 2,173; Bookmarks: 497; Hits: 26,554
Word Range: 20K-50K -- >5K, >10K, >20K, <50K, <100K, <200K, <300K, <400K, <500K
Story Title, Author, and Summary
Skinned Knees
Skrifores
Summary: Ed looks down, ready to get on with things, and he startles. He’s—Stede—this fucking guy has shoved his hand through the hole in the wall, fingers lined up and thumb out like he’s—nah—he wants to—
“Are you trying to shake hands?”
“Yes, I thought—”
Ed blinks. “Through a glory hole?”
“Oh Christ,” the man allegedly named Stede says, “I’ve messed this up already, haven’t I? I’m so sorry, Jeff, just forget I—hang on—damn.”
It's a glory hole meet-cute! Multiple chapters of Ed and Stede falling in love through a hole in a bathroom wall. Sex, feelings, pining, bad decisions

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OFMD Fic Rec Bot @ofmdficbot.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Moonstone Mage Championship by Blakbonnet (Meowbowwow) (@blakbonnet.bsky.social) Rating: Explicit 364850 Words, multi-chapter complete Story: archiveofourown.org/works/44970790 Rec'd by: Anonymous #OFMDFic #OFMDFicRec Submit a Rec: forms.gle/cekVpjP3V85uZK818

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OFMD Fic Rec Bot @ofmdficbot.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

On the Job by ElapsedSpiral Rating: Teen And Up Audiences 1883 Words, one-shot complete Story: archiveofourown.org/works/45183853 Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/64817644 Rec'd by: Anonymous #OFMDFic #OFMDFicRec Submit a Rec: forms.gle/cekVpjP3V85uZK818

Story Tags and Stats
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet
Additional Tags: Kidnapping, But make it meet cute, (there's more to it than that but if I explain I've given away the whole 'plot'), It's very light-hearted and deeply stupid
Stats: Published: 2023-02-19; Words: 1,883; Chapters: 1/1; Comments: 56; Kudos: 498; Bookmarks: 48; Hits: 1,842
Word Range: <5K -- <10K, <20K, <50K, <100K, <200K, <300K, <400K, <500K
Story Title, Author, and Summary
On the Job
ElapsedSpiral
Summary: “Hi, I’m Ed. I’ll be your kidnapper here today.”
*
Probably my stupidest modern meet cute yet. Unbetaed ficlet.

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OFMD Fic Rec Bot @ofmdficbot.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Don't Panic by KalansPhantom (@kalansphantomff.bsky.social) Rating: Explicit 68983 Words, multi-chapter complete Story: archiveofourown.org/works/56915002/… Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/57205069 Rec'd by: Anonymous #OFMDFic #OFMDFicRec

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OFMD Fic Rec Bot @ofmdficbot.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Wear Your Love Like Heaven by trinityofone Rating: Mature 8545 Words, multi-chapter complete Story: archiveofourown.org/works/40445271/… Rec'd by: Anonymous #OFMDFic #OFMDFicRec Submit a Rec: forms.gle/cekVpjP3V85uZK818

Story Tags and Stats
Rating: Mature
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands, Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Israel Hands/Lucius Spriggs
Characters: Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Lucius Spriggs, Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Magical Realism, Pleasantville Fusion, Polyamory, Love Confessions, Threesome - M/M/M
Stats: Published: 2022-07-20; Completed: 2022-07-20; Words: 8,545; Chapters: 4/4; Comments: 51; Kudos: 505; Bookmarks: 115; Hits: 3,107
Word Range: 5K-10K -- >5K, <10K, <20K, <50K, <100K, <200K, <300K, <400K, <500K
Story Title, Author, and Summary
Wear Your Love Like Heaven
trinityofone
Summary: “Where…” Izzy struggles to find his voice and finally manages it. “Where did you find that? Did
Bonnet
give it to you?” He’s having to stop himself from careening forward and ripping the shirt off Edward’s back.
He tries not to notice the way Edward’s face brightens at the mention of Bonnet’s name.
“No, it’s mine—one of my two. The other one still looks the same, but when I woke up… Look how fine this is now, Iz!”
“It’s…” Izzy’s tongue feels thick but his brain, somehow, provides the word. “
Purple
.”
(A
Pleasantville
AU.)

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OFMD Fic Rec Bot @ofmdficbot.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I'll Leave A Light On by KalansPhantom (@kalansphantomff.bsky.social) Rating: Explicit 130954 Words, multi-chapter complete Story: archiveofourown.org/works/53677477 Rec'd by: Anonymous #OFMDFic #OFMDFicRec Submit a Rec: forms.gle/cekVpjP3V85uZK818

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OFMD Fic Rec Bot @ofmdficbot.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Trade Descriptions Act by ElapsedSpiral Rating: Teen And Up Audiences 4937 Words, one-shot complete Story: archiveofourown.org/works/40460223 Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/44250574 Rec'd by: Anonymous #OFMDFic #OFMDFicRec Submit a Rec: forms.gle/cekVpjP3V85uZK818

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OFMD Reverse Big Bang @ofmdreversebigbang.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

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OFMD Fic Rec Bot @ofmdficbot.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Hello, Crew! The OFMD Fic Rec Bot is officially up and running! 🤖 🧵 This thread explains how it works. If you'd like to submit a fanfic recommendation, go to this form: forms.gle/b1NgxFj4hG5p...

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OFMD Fic Rec Bot @ofmdficbot.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

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OFMD Fic Rec Bot @ofmdficbot.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I'd Go the Whole Wide World by BeaBonnet29 (@beabonnet.bsky.social) Rating: Explicit 37486 Words, multi-chapter complete Story: archiveofourown.org/works/42356262/… Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/44880859 Rec'd by: @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social

Story Tags and Stats
Rating: Explicit
Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands, The Swede (Our Flag Means Death), Lucius Spriggs, Mary Allamby Bonnet, Edward Bonnet | Stede Bonnet's Father, Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Wee John Feeney, "Calico" Jack Rackham
Additional Tags: Stranger Than Fiction Crossover, Mutual Pining, Masturbation, Anal Fingering, Prostate Massage, Alcohol, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Blow Jobs, First Time Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Premature Ejaculation, Eventual Happy Ending, Anal Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Rimming, Come play, Major Character Injury, Car Accidents, Serious Injuries
Stats: Published: 2022-10-13; Completed: 2022-11-10; Words: 37,486; Chapters: 16/16; Comments: 756; Kudos: 1,041; Bookmarks: 255; Hits: 13,306
Word Range: 20K-50K -- >5K, >10K, >20K, <50K, <100K, <200K, <300K, <400K, <500K
Story Title, Author, and Summary
I'd Go the Whole Wide World
BeaBonnet29
Summary: Stede Bonnet was an entirely unremarkable man except for the fact that in 30 days, he would be dead. When the countdown begins to Stede's imminent death, he hears a voice. A voice that frightens and soothes him.
Edward Teach is a renowned novelist and he is working on his latest novel, featuring one Stede Bonnet.

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OFMD Fic Rec Bot @ofmdficbot.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

seven point three miles by foxtails (@slightestwind.bsky.social when they reactivate) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences 19776 Words, one-shot complete Story: archiveofourown.org/works/43432464 Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/43719267 Rec'd by: @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social Submit a

Story Tags and Stats
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Inspired by Firewatch (Video Game), Slow Burn, Forests, Hiking, Long-Distance Relationship, Friends to Lovers, Falling In Love, Introspection, more banter than you can shake a stick at, gratuitous refusal to commit to a recognisable geographical location, canon-typical references to abusive/neglectful parenting
Stats: Published: 2022-12-05; Words: 19,776; Chapters: 1/1; Comments: 342; Kudos: 1,639; Bookmarks: 599; Hits: 18,245
Word Range: 10K-20K -- >5K, >10K, <20K, <50K, <100K, <200K, <300K, <400K, <500K
Story Title, Author, and Summary
seven point three miles
foxtails
Summary: "So what brings you out here anyway?"
Ed's out of the blue question at least answers Stede's anxieties about radio etiquette. He pulls the walkie from his pack and stares at it, deciding how much of his life he actually wants to share with this complete stranger.
"What brings
you
out here?"
or: Stede takes a job as a remote forest fire lookout in the summer following his divorce, with a plan to find out who he is, and what he wants his life to be. With the help of the enigmatic lookout on the other side of the forest, he ends up getting more out of the experience than he could ever have hoped.

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OFMD Fic Rec Bot @ofmdficbot.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

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OFMD Fic Rec Bot @ofmdficbot.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

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