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Donald Audette Jubilee

@officialjplosman.bsky.social
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Not to be confused with the Real JP Losman, Provisional JP Losman, or Continuity JP Losman And with one almighty lightning strike The Great Lake rose up behind Said, "Baby, you best turn around" He/him | Buffalo

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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 41m
This reminds me of something I once read on the Official Jeremy Renner App
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 3h
Seems like it was the wrong decision to pull tolle there huh
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 4h
The modal elected democrat loves their republican colleagues and hates the voters who put them in office
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 5h
I think they should set it on fire
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 6h
Hell yeah only two more weeks of players club hopefully next they’ll do a mini series that doesn’t suck shit
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 8h
It rocks that we’re bombing another country’s schoolkids in significant part because its leaders respect the intelligence of the average american way more than our own government does. It’s awesome to live in a place where being a hateful dumb violent piece of shit is so respected and rewarded.
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 8h
“Super intelligence” “lake america” can you even hear how much of a goddamn mark you sound like? were you born this much of a worthless rube or did you choose to become this way? have some fucking dignity you worms
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 8h
Tired of being ruled by stupid assholes who reduce every single social problem to a braindead branding exercise
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 13h
It’s wild that the whole economy is built on actual scams but then we’ve still got this weird puritan hatred of people in actual need who might not be suffering as much as they “deserve to.” Healthy society, not a dying empire at all
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 13h
I think it rocks that one of our most prestigious magazines is entirely dedicated to pushing an austere, straightjacketed, myopic, passively bigoted strain of liberalism that only appeals to like 6 weird rich assholes in the whole entire world. Totally not wasting anybody’s time at all, the atlantic
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After the fall of the Soviet Union, the world became a uni polar political order in which the world's only superpower flexed its malignant influence and unchecked power to undermine governments around the world. I'm talking of course about Russia.
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every episode he directs is a gem
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Like many generational relationships our countries are deeply fucked up in distinct but closely related ways
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess it could be considered part of my “lore” that for a brief beautiful moment I truly did believe that the 2011 Bills held the Mandate of Heaven. Still a team I think of fondly despite the, y’know, basically every single thing that happened after London Fletcher broke Fitz’s ribs in Toronto
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me in week 4 2011 and then very pointedly not me since new years eve 2017:
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every single thing I’ve ever learned about business and the business world has only convinced me more strongly of the need for a democratically planned economy, so I guess maybe there could be a bright side to the administration trying to ban real fields of study to force kids into that crap
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The one time in her entire life she’s shown any understanding of what “principle” means and she couldn’t run away from it fast enough
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you mute one single annoying account and then dozens of posts about Discourse they started go away >
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The question assumes that the loathsome stunted cretins who make up the “rationalist movement” would correctly understand misogyny to be a bad thing, which is very much not in evidence
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Robots don’t need to do things like eat or have free time, they’re content simply to observe Number Is Defined As Good. This is, to his diseased mind, the highest level of humanity that anyone can aspire to
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’ve got a political class that doesn’t represent anybody apart from a handful of useless dickheads who own media outlets and/or jet ski dealerships
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Once upon a time twitter was actually useful in a way that neither new twitter nor bluesky have ever once meaningfully considered approaching
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the residual haunting of erin @eehouls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you haven't heard some song or other, you haven't been spending enough time in CVS. visit your local CVS today!
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⚔️ Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sean McDermott speech balloon
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still burn the jerseys tho
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feels like a rex ryan team today as far as penalties go
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yep, it’s one of Those Games
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jags up 14-3 on new england lmao love to see it
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katherine fitzgerald @kfitz134.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the bills offense currently has as many tackles (2) as receptions, and one of their two (2) receptions was josh allen catching his own deflected pass
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look bad, play bad
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No more third jerseys, thank you
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s that one for sure
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Scott @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When someone asks what that tongue do
A liquor store next to a taco shop. Lit signs read "Liquor      Mighty Taco"
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dude looks like the romney family’s grumpy older neighbor that they’re very patient with because he doesn’t have anything else going on in his life
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m just not interested in the type of country music that’s written by and for people whose biggest problem in life is “sometimes I have to see people on tv who aren’t exactly like me”
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pop country is the most extremely middle class genre of music that’s ever existed wtf are they talking about
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Incredibly funny for a genuine war criminal and mass murderer to be like “wow, can you believe a twitch streamer said America deserved 9/11? Horrible world we live in folks, I tell ya”
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aubrey Plaza
Is
Wow Platinum
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Between the interview etiquette discourse and some british atlanticist thread going around I’ve been blocking a whole bunch of very annoying people lately
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I tried to buy a different squish the fish one off a guy on the way home from the miami game last fall and he slipped me one of those instead. Massive L for me
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Either this is in the wrong magazine or the title of your publication is missing a “fiction”
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A pet peeve is supposed to be a you problem not something you get to impose on the rest of society just because you feel like it
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe it was a bad idea to build a whole society around the idea of letting a thousand petty tyrannies bloom, idk
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Having strong opinions on interview etiquette is some cop-in-your-head bullshit. Stop empathizing with management they aren’t people
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“A few perverts get richer, fuck you” is the moral and ethical story about how we live together that democrats are currently telling
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What “moral and ethical story about how we live together” are they supposed to tell without addressing the material fact of wealth concentration and its downstream impacts that are actively degrading living conditions for hundreds of millions of people every second of every day?
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s me, the Tyrod Success Enjoyer
Kelly from the Onion, Sickos “YES … HA HA HA … YES!”
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m not happy to have reached this conclusion but I think it’s “because” instead of “while”
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