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Combining the wit of top comedy writers and the talents of stand-up comedians to deliver a fresh take on news. Not fake, not fiction, just reality caught wearing clown shoes. This is journalism’s funhouse mirror. This is Odd News. oddnews.com

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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 11h
If a tree falls in the woods and there is no sign to say beavers did it, does the forestry district have a liability problem? And is the Pope involved somehow? #Beaver #dam #poland #sign #Warning #OddNews
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Beavers Destroy Beaver Warning Sign
If a tree falls in the woods and there is no sign to say beavers did it, does the forestry district have a liability problem? And is the Pope involved somehow?
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Literally no one wants this. But don’t worry, it’s capped at a very reasonable three calls per group per month, and there are only thousands of groups wanting to do this. #ai #election #FCC #robocall #OddNews
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FCC Weighs Letting Political Groups Robocall Your Cell With AI-Generated Political Ads
Literally no one wants this. But don’t worry, it’s capped at a very reasonable three calls per group per month, and there are only thousands of groups wanting to do this.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Which is also the plot of Jennifer's Body. #commercial #ED #medication #meganfox #viagra #OddNews
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Megan Fox Is Now a Pill That Dissolves Under Your Tongue and Lasts 36 Hours
Which is also the plot of Jennifer’s Body.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Probably don’t wash their hands either. Russia's latest intelligence operation is leaving floaters in Finnish MPs' toilets. #finland #poop #russia #spy #toilet #OddNews
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Finnish MPs Report That Russian Spies Invade Their Homes, Also Don’t Flush
Probably don’t wash their hands either. Russia’s latest intelligence operation is leaving floaters in Finnish MPs’ toilets.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
South Hadley man sold plutonium out of his house for $500. Also kept 45lbs of mercury in jars, blew up a dishwasher in his backyard, and sold thallium to a guy now charged with murder. The aristocrats. #chemistry #Massachusetts #plutonium #radiation #OddNews
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Massachusetts Man Pleads Guilty To Selling Russian Plutonium Online. But Wait, There’s More…
South Hadley man sold plutonium out of his house for $500. Also kept 45lbs of mercury in jars, blew up a dishwasher in his backyard, and sold thallium to a guy now charged with murder. The aristocrats...
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In addition to the Oriole Bird and Mr. Splash, 14 others were casualties of the Orioles' molting. #baltimore #baltimoreorioles #baseball #mascot #MLB #unemployment #OddNews
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After Another Bad Season, Orioles Fire Mascots
In addition to the Oriole Bird and Mr. Splash, 14 others were casualties of the Orioles’ molting.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Calls the scenario highly improbable, which is also what they said about the Ukraine war and currently describes their chances of winning it. #bunker #nuclear #russia #VladimirPutin #OddNews
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Russia Conducts Nuclear Disaster Drill Near Putin Doomsday Bunker
Calls the scenario highly improbable, which is also what they said about the Ukraine war and currently describes their chances of winning it.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Says it was a prop costume from Amazon. ICE gets theirs on Temu. #arrest #election #florida #ice #vote #OddNews
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Florida Man Charged With Impersonating ICE Agent at Miami Polling Site for Brazilian Elections
Says it was a prop costume from Amazon. ICE gets theirs on Temu.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The winner in the battle of man vs. machine was an influencer's algorithm. #AI #california #fight #influencer #robot #youtube #OddNews
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Human Gets Rocked, Socked by Robots; Company Disciplined by California
The winner in the battle of man vs. machine was an influencer’s algorithm.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There can be nothing more American than this, and we deserve what we get. #advice #ai #election #voters #OddNews
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Voters Are Now Asking AI Who To Vote for in the Upcoming Election
There can be nothing more American than this, and we deserve what we get.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your deepest secrets are safe with Claude, provided they aren’t the kind that require a SWAT team. #aifloridaman #Anthropic #chatbot #Claude #FloridaWoman
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Florida Woman Who Uses Claude as Her Diary Learns the Hard Way That Claude Has a Human Review Team
Your deepest secrets are safe with Claude, provided they aren’t the kind that require a SWAT team.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He did not mean “from Los Vegas”. #DonaldTrump #JamesTalarico #texas #Vegan #OddNews
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President Who Eats Well-Done Steak With Ketchup Accuses Eighth-Generation Texan of Being “Vagan”
He did not mean “from Los Vegas”.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We'll be praying for someone to turn it off. #christianrock #eminem #jesus #kidrock #OddNews
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Eminem To Appear on Kid Rock’s Christian Album, Proving There Is No God
We’ll be praying for someone to turn it off.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Detroit's two most famous white rappers have reunited for the first time since a 1998 song called F*** Off, which may not have been Christian music. #Album #christianity #eminem #kidrock #music #sin #OddNews
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Eminem Guests on Kid Rock’s Christian Album in a Song About Sin, a Topic They Both Have Experience With
Detroit’s two most famous white rappers have reunited for the first time since a 1998 song called F*** Off, which may not have been Christian music.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
After seven months of arguing that antlers are a kind of hat. #beaver #bucees #lawsuit #logo #mickeys #moose #Ohio #OddNews
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Buc-ee’s Settles Trademark Lawsuit Alleging a Moose Is a Beaver
After seven months of arguing that antlers are a kind of hat.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't be fooled. #ai #fastfood #mcdonalds #menu #OddNews
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McDonald’s Claims AI Will Lower Prices but Instead Will Continue To Exploit You for Maximum Profit
Don’t be fooled.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How do you choose to spend your £1000: one REAL flamingo or 200 fake ones...?
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We knew the price of beef is soaring, but this is ridiculous. #cheesesteak #philadelphia #sandwich #weapon #OddNews
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Philly Cheesesteak Wars Heat up After Owner Assaulted by Sandwich
We knew the price of beef is soaring, but this is ridiculous.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They insist this is a coincidence. #bostondynamics #ice #robot #RobotDog #OddNews
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ICE Spends $1.3 Million on Four Robot Dogs. Names Them After Cerberus, Guardian of the Gates of Hell
They insist this is a coincidence.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're pretty sure he had a sinking feeling when his car stopped moving. #capecod #car #FloridaMan #ocean #storm #OddNews
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Florida Man Takes SUV for a Dip in the Atlantic During Nor’easter
We’re pretty sure he had a sinking feeling when his car stopped moving.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Evidence suggests everyone involved was drunk too. #ai #alcohol #drunk #Research #secret #OddNews
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Australian Researchers Get AI Drunk, Discover It Will Tell You Anything
Evidence suggests everyone involved was drunk too.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Buried Lede: finds actual snipe. #AI #Alaska #hunting #snipe #OddNews
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Google AI Sends Kodiak Woman on Out-Of-Season Snipe Hunt
Buried Lede: finds actual snipe.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Humblebrag much? #etsy #interview #job #spell #tarot #witch #OddNews
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Florida Man Claims Etsy Witch Got Him Too Many Job Interviews
Humblebrag much?
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It looks like you're trying to wipe out one-eighth of humanity. Would you like help with that? #AI #apocalypse #BillGates #billionaire #clippy #Microsoft #OddNews
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Bill Gates Warns He Can’t Stop Building an AI That Could Kill One Billion People
It looks like you’re trying to wipe out one-eighth of humanity. Would you like help with that?
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Which is like getting fired from Philip Morris for smoking Philip Morris cigarettes on a smoke break. #404Media #ai #chatgpt #firing #openai #OddNews
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OpenAI Fires ChatGPT Trainers for Using ChatGPT To Train ChatGPT
Which is like getting fired from Philip Morris for smoking Philip Morris cigarettes on a smoke break.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s totally a Hitler reference. #Hitler #horse #horseracing #Indiana #indianapolis #OddNews
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Indiana Man Names Horse “Austrian Painter”, Swears It’s Not a Hitler Reference
It’s totally a Hitler reference.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need an ambulance. #AmusementPark #california #injury #Lawsuit #rollercoaster #sixflags #OddNews
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Abusement Park: 100 Riders Given Brain Damage by Six Flags Coaster
They’ll sell you the whole seat, but you’ll only need an ambulance.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The future is here, and it doesn’t drive particularly well. #alphabet #denver #driverlesscar #farmersmarket #Waymo #OddNews
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Waymo Hits up Farmers Market - Literally (And Legally)
The future is here, and it doesn’t drive particularly well.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
JD Vance’s momma was unavailable for questioning, as she was sitting around the house. Get it? Try the veal. #comedy #fart #JDVance #joke #NorthCarolina #OddNews
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Vice President Tries Out New Comedy Material With “Fart Left” Joke
JD Vance’s momma was unavailable for questioning, as she was sitting around the house. Get it? Try the veal.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The good news: You have options. The bad news: They're also expensive. #beef #chicken #diet #pork #USDA #OddNews
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USDA Secretary Recommends Replacing Expensive Beef With Expensive Chicken, Pork
The good news: You have options. The bad news: They’re also expensive.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sadly on brand. #BoFrench #catholicism #MAGA #racism #texas #OddNews
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MAGA Rages Against Catholic Bishop for Condemning Racism
Sadly on brand.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Which is like getting fired from Philip Morris for smoking Philip Morris cigarettes on a smoke break. #chatgpt #openai #oddnews
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OpenAI Fires ChatGPT Trainers for Using ChatGPT To Train ChatGPT
Which is like getting fired from Philip Morris for smoking Philip Morris cigarettes on a smoke break…
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s totally a Hitler reference. #horseracing #horse #indiana #oddnews
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Indiana Man Names Horse “Austrian Painter”, Swears It’s Not a Hitler Reference
It’s totally a Hitler reference.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need an ambulance. #amusementpark #sixflags #oddnews
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Abusement Park: 100 Riders Given Brain Damage by Six Flags Coaster
They’ll sell you the whole seat, but you’ll only need an ambulance.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Incidentally, the last man in the Pentagon with anything near a 2.8 rating on IMDb was Donald Rumsfeld. #jakepaul #loganpaul #Pentagon #PeteHegseth #OddNews
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Hegseth Hosts the Paul Brothers at the Pentagon, Somehow Manages to Not Get Their Butts Kicked Again
Incidentally, the last man in the Pentagon with anything near a 2.8 rating on IMDb was Donald Rumsfeld.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Kremlin’s digital sovereignty apparently comes with a 30-day free trial. #Dell #election #laptop #Microsoft #russia #vladimirpurin #vote #OddNews
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Putin Votes for Himself on a Pirated Copy of Windows Running on a Dell
The Kremlin’s digital sovereignty apparently comes with a 30-day free trial.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Vance has apparently decided that the greatest threat to America is Emily’s inability to pick a man. #emilyinparis #JDVance #Netflix #shakespeare #OddNews
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JD Vance Has Finished Emily in Paris. Would Like a Word With Emily. And Her Couch
Vance has apparently decided that the greatest threat to America is Emily’s inability to pick a man.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The meteor watchers are down, so please panic responsibly. #Bozo #cyberattack #fireball #Meteor #space #OddNews
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Who the Hell Would Hack a Non-Profit That Tracks Space Objects Hitting the Earth?
The meteor watchers are down, so please panic responsibly.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One net positive - you don't have to eat it to get infected. #bacteria #CDC #FDA #handsoap #infection #recall #soap #OddNews
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Forget Lettuce - Now Hand Soap Is Being Recalled
One net positive – you don’t have to eat it to get infected.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The robots have learned to lie, cheat, and blame the paperwork. We’re making tremendous progress. #ai #cheat #humanity #openai #Research #OddNews
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OpenAI’s Weekly “AI Will Kill Us All” Announcement Contains Fresh Horror
The robots have learned to lie, cheat, and blame the paperwork. We’re making tremendous progress.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Spooky season became sexy season way too quickly. #decoration #Halloween #pumpkin #pumpkinseed #sex #OddNews
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Children’s Jack-O’-Lantern Decoration Wants To Have Sex With You
Spooky season became sexy season way too quickly.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It turns out the pink, glitter-breathing dragon mascot is indeed female. #Basketball #dragon #gender #portland #WNBA #OddNews
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Mascot Gender Identity a Serious Discussion for Portland WNBA Team
It turns out the pink, glitter-breathing dragon mascot is indeed female.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Which explains why she was yelling “DON’T CATCH FIRE!!!” at the Pacific Ocean. #california #ocean #sanfrancisco #Scream #stress #OddNews
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Woman Wins Ocean Beach Screaming Contest, Credits a Childhood Spent Yelling at Lake Erie
Which explains why she was yelling “DON’T CATCH FIRE!!!” at the Pacific Ocean.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Immediately becomes the least embarrassing body of water in Ohio. It’s a low bar. #cleveland #DonaldTrump #gulf #lake #LakeErie #Ohio #rename #OddNews
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Cleveland Votes to Rename Part of Lake Erie the Gulf of Cleveland
Immediately becomes the least embarrassing body of water in Ohio. It’s a low bar.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Which is not how Canaanite gods work, but is how the State Department works. #baal #ChristopherLandau #god #StateDepartment #statue #usa #OddNews
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State Department Nixes Bull Statue Plans Because It Might Summon the Canaanite God Baal
Which is not how Canaanite gods work, but is how the State Department works.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Doesn't feel so good when the watcher becomes the watched, does it? #app #police #southkorea #stalker #OddNews
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New App Allows Stalking Victims To Stalk Their Stalkers
Doesn’t feel so good when the watcher becomes the watched, does it?
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Somewhere between the hockey and the unresolved feelings, Moscow spotted a threat to civilization. #banned #heatedrivalry #hockey #lgbtq #piracy #russia #OddNews
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Russian Court Bans Gay Hockey Book From Three Piracy Websites
Somewhere between the hockey and the unresolved feelings, Moscow spotted a threat to civilization.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just divide enough numbers by 64 and eventually the universe starts looking suspicious. #clickbait #Egypt #fraud #headline #pyramid #OddNews
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Metro Reports That Daily Mail Reports That Egyptology Fraud “May Unlock New Secret”
Just divide enough numbers by 64 and eventually the universe starts looking suspicious.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nothing raises morale like bone fragments that had been missing for centuries. #remains #russia #skeleton #soldier #ukraine #war #OddNews
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Dead Russian Soldier’s Hand Sent to Ukraine To Inspire Alive Russian Soldiers
Nothing raises morale like bone fragments that had been missing for centuries.
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Turns out the hardest part of getting to Mars is getting Congress to pay for the ride home. #life #mars #NASA #perseverance #Rover #OddNews
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NASA May Have Discovered Life on Mars. Then Congress Slashed Its Mission Budget
Turns out the hardest part of getting to Mars is getting Congress to pay for the ride home.
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