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Oddballwoofwoof

@oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social
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Finally made the jump from the Bog of Eternal Stench. Purveyor of bad jokes, lover of movies and books, frequently too tired to care about my own spelling.

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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was going to ask when #TOTP finished broadcasting because in my head it ended right after the 90s as the music industry turned to talent show fodder rather than musicians but I've just found out that there's another SIX YEARS of this shit to go and now I need a drink.
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have sympathy for Man City fans, they aren't responsible for whatever fraud their club owners and officials have been engaged in. That said, this sympathy will disappear fast if I hear one more of them on the radio saying "Well, we really enjoyed the proceeds of our crimes over the years so..."
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Listening to a Man City fan on BBC FiveLive trying to say that the achievements that came *because* of the crimes they've committed since 2009 somehow lessens the guilt? Oh ok, he's being more reasonable now but he still started with that argument.
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"It's target practice for dickheads". Welcome back #SlowHorses
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Great to hear Widow's Bay won so many awards at the #Emmys . Well deserved, especially for Kate O'Flynn.
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Widows Bay Tv Show
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's just started absolutely lashing it down with rain here, for the first time in what seems like 87 years or something. I'm just popping out to do a Andy Dufresne...
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Andy Dufresne: I'm Free - Shawshank Redemption
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sad to hear about Tim Curry passing away. He was always fun to watch in everything he did, even the stuff where he was hamming it up to the max (aka Congo).
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Welcome to the wonderful world of League 1 football, where it takes Sky a whole 7 minutes of the game to realise that they've imagined up a Leyton Orient goal out of thin air on their scoreboard... Thought the EFL were making us start games 1-0 down for a second... #swfc
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
EMERGENCY ALERT! Ballistic missile launches have been detected. You have 4 minutes to find cover before Armageddon. Also, please don't use disposable BBQs or fireworks because those also might result in some wildfires.
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Mitchell and Webb: Remain Indoors Broadcast
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I guess Burnham felt a bit uncomfortable by all the criticism about lack of any kind of reaction to the extreme weather we've been having...
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Many years ago, when I first started writing for The Dark Side (Britain's oldest horror mag) we had a bit of a friendly pub quiz rivalry with Empire magazine for a while. We kept losing though. Until one week we discovered a secret weapon. /1
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Alastair Meeks @alastairmeeks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The main thing I've concluded from today's FIFA-related events is that if you're going to present a fait accompli you'd better be damn sure that the fait is indeed accomplied.
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
UEFA and CONCACAF both publicly rejecting Infantino's FIFA cash-grab? It's DOA. His goose is cooked. Resignation incoming soon, if not firing. Maybe he can hold out hope on Trump somehow making him the UN Secretary General? 🤣
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Looks like the systemic corruption of Donald Trump and everyone in his orbit has killed the World Cup right before the 100th anniversary of the competition.
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just spent 45 minutes dreaming about suffering increasingly debilitative physical and mental effects of sleep deprivation (until it woke me up) and now I'm wondering if I'm in some fucked up Inception reality.
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Now we've just got to get through a 2 hour Trump rant about Greenland, the 2020 election and the SAVE Act before he steals the trophy from Spain and fucks off back home. #SPAARG
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#SPAARG
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Please God Just Let This End
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 19/07/2026
I’ve never been so happy to see a team that just crushed the French national team score a goal. 🤷 After that match, it’s not so much that I want one team to win; above all, I want the other team to lose, because they are an appalling example of everything that’s wrong with football.
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Based on previous Argentina games, VAR will now disallow the goal for a minor foul in the first half of extra time #SPAARG
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Donald Trump already demanding his FIFA gimp reverse this red card. #SPAARG
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
TediumBowl 2026 #SPAARG #ESPARG
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
That's what you get for sitting back on own box for 30 minutes. Muppets. #ENGARG
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Four challenges, four arms and elbows from Argentinian players into England players. Their game plan is to try and get England players sent off for reacting.
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Presumably the plan is to bore Norway into making a mistake? #NORENG
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's so damn hot in here I feel I should be trying to throw a ring in the fires of Mount Doom or something. #heatwave #heatwaveuk
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Go on Egypt!
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
#ENGDRC Playing 'Take Me Home, Country Roads' to all those England fans currently Googling when their flight leave is
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Chefs Kiss French Chef
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Laughing at all the commentators clutching at straws pretending that Kane's dive was a penalty. We can all see it with our own eyes, who do you think you're kidding?
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
That wasn't a penalty. Kane started falling over before the keeper had touched him. If he'd not looked for a penalty then he'd have got one. Lucky not to have been booked for diving #ENGDRC
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Having all my windows wide open may have temporarily cooled down my flat to something nearing liveable temps but the downside is I now apparently have spiders, that I can only describe as being the size of Shelob, hanging around... And people wonder why I prefer winter.
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Thank you to that unexpected lightning storm and heavy rain for dropping the temperature in my house. I'd forgotten what comfortable felt like.
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If that's a foul then so is any physical contact at all. Silly decision to disallow.
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A breeze! A breeze! My kingdom for a breeze! #heatwave #heatwaveuk
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I hope I'm wrong but I think that we're about to self-sabotage all progress we've made in the last two years, and set back any chance of returning to the EU any time soon, just because people allowed themselves to be convinced that charisma is the most important thing a PM needs.
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Professor Daniele Albertazzi @dralbertazziuk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
As the UK takes in its newest PM, get ready for a miracle. All of the country’s deep-seated problems are about to completely vanish into thin air thanks to the new guy's "charisma"... 🧵
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
And you all have a go at the 90s #totp episodes for having some crap in them...
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
That's some quality lip-syncing right there /s #totp
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'm a little late today. Has everyone already done the "Look out! CLIFF!" joke? #totp
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just had a panicky few hours thinking I'd accidentally permanently deleted all my bookmarks from the last 3 years. Automatic backups not restoring but thankfully I can still read the file contents in another way so at least I can manually rebuild my bookmarks from that. Fucking hell... 😱
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
WTF? If a physio has to comes on for someone then the injured player has to leave the pitch for 1 minute? What is that bullshit? #worldcup
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Yourself but as a cartoon Me every time someone sees my normal resting face and then asks me if I'm alright.
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Droopy is Happy: You Know What?
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The Sheep Detectives is a surprisingly beautiful movie and I wasn't blubbing at any point during it as CGI sheep spoke about grief and how loved ones are still with us for as long as we remember them... Nope... I just had something in my eye...
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Adam Riches @supernorn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A while back we had the wonderful opportunity to pitch a Red Dwarf adventure game directly to Doug Naylor himself. While the project didn't end up going ahead, we're now free to share some of the work we produced for the pitch!
A Red Dwarf Adventure game - pixel art showcasing the crew in the cockpit of the iconic Starbug
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
During this heatwave, my desire to keep losing weight is really struggling against my desire to eat nothing but ice cream.
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My local radio station are amusing themselves this morning by playing songs to remind everyone how bloody hot right now in this heatwave. Currently playing Baby It's Cold Outside. Evil bastards.
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
How the majority left/centre-left 'progressive' voters fight off the danger of the minority far-right racist nutjobs gaining power in every single local election since 2006... "That showed them, huh?"
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Suicide Squad
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
And so begins the annual period of terrible SM takes and lots of people pretending that their childish decision to switch their local vote to "teach the government a lesson" didn't just result in their local councillor for the next 3 years being a racist incompetent who couldn't win without them. 🤦‍♂️
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Why did nobody tell me that ITVX have had a load of really great TV series and films added to their streaming service lately? Fringe, BSG, Farscape, 24, Orphan Black... Something to get me through the next few weeks...
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It takes a special kind of idiot to declare war on the Pope and then expect the Prime Minister of ITALY, a country that's over 80% Catholic, to support you.
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Oddballwoofwoof @oddballwoofwoof.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I know some football radio commentators can be a little biased towards their local side but this one, who keeps declaring that every shot by his team missed because of a deflection when I can see on the TV that the opposition defenders/keepers tackled or saved it, is doing my head in.
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