Reposted by Professor Daniele Albertazzi
The UK's path back to the EU:
Years 1–5: "Looking at all options". Oh yes.
Years 6–7: Arguing over referendum question
Years 8–17: Negotiating all opt-outs
Year 18: Shocked to find the EU is now the "Democratic Planetary Union", stretches to Canada & South Korea, and has rewritten every treaty.
