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Minnow @oceanminnow.bsky.social · 22h

Looking for someone to perform new comedy routine, "Wise Man and Straight Guy"

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Minnow @oceanminnow.bsky.social · 22h

I've got it - you murdered a scientist with a poisoned guava(?) and now their ghost is haunting you did i get it right

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Minnow @oceanminnow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I can't resist it, sorry :p The penthouse guards are a bug that was fixed in one of the oldest patches to the game (then later unfixed) and I'm almost certain that the low level security guards in Sapienza aren't intended to be allowed these considering the ones in Paris, Bangkok, & Hokkaido aren't

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Syloh @syloh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Silly bug commission

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Minnow @oceanminnow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

[UNBELIEVABLY LOUD SHATTERING NOISE]

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Minnow @oceanminnow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I saw a picture of it at like 3am, had this vivid image pop into my half-asleep mind, and had to spread the curse

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Minnow @oceanminnow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

facebook has some new mascot for their AI stuff... and it's about what you'd expect :p

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ompuco @ompu.co · 12/01/2025

new genre of spam account just dropped

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Minnow @oceanminnow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i feel like if you touched that new meta mascot thing it would feel exactly the same as if you tipped a half cooked pan of scrambled eggs into a plush carpet

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Tool-Assisted Speedrun clips @tasnocontext.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Game: Family Feud (1993, SNES) TAS Author: Heisanevilgenius Source: tasvideos.org/1248M

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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sometimes I think I understand computers and then I get an error message that a headless Adobe app has seized control of a clown horn somewhere on the machine

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

In the prototype version of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, Mario and Luigi would have needed to electrocute a living mouse for all eternity to solve a puzzle. This was changed in the finished version to a toy mouse, likely due to the original being absurdly cruel.

In the finished version of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, there is a puzzle in the Woohoo Hooniversity basement whereby an electric circuit must be completed using mechanical toy mice as conductors:
Mario must fill himself with water, which Luigi shoots out with a hammer to push the mouse into the circuit, completing it:
After this, for the rest of the game, going back to that room shows the mouse continuing to be electrocuted as it is now permanently part of the circuit.
This is completely fine since the mouse is a toy.
However, in the prototype version of the game, the mice are clearly living animals, being shown to eat cheese when they stop moving:
Now, Mario and Luigi are completing an electric circuit by electrocuting a real animal.
This means that for the rest of the game, the circuit is completed via the mouse's body, meaning it is a real animal being electrocuted eternally.
The cruelty of this is so absurd that it was likely removed for this reason.
Source: tcrf.net/Proto:Mario_%26_Luigi:_Superstar_Saga/Early_Sprites/Map_Graphics_and_Objects,
YouTube user @Skawo, youtube.com/watch?v=lloE59IWN4c

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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

his name is lethargic. he's an IRC chatbot I wrote in 2011 and has been through IRC, skype, and is now on discord (in private servers with friends.) the algorithm has been unchanged since the beginning.

Lethargic’s algorithm

Lethargic’s primary response generator uses a bespoke algorithm that uses neither templates nor markov chains.
Take the user’s input:
Hello lethargic, how are you doing today?
Then pick a random message from a dataset of old IRC logs
brb throwing my computer against the wall
Then we interlace these two sentences, one word at a time, excluding ending punctuation:
Hello brb lethargic, throwing how my are computer you against doing the today wall

Lethargic's algorithm continued
Hello brb lethargic, throwing how my are computer you against doing the today wall
We replace “lethargic” with “me” and other pronouns so that they are inverted (like ELIZA)
Hello brb me, throwing how your are computer me against doing the today wall
Finally we pass this amalgamation into google translate a bunch of times through multiple languages to get our response:
Hey, wait a minute, how's your computer doing today after I hit my head against a wall?

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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

here's some quotes

fish titties on tap says: lethargic am I a good mom?
boxing funny (lethargic) says: always, I am on my mother's team
fish titties on tap says: (sobbing emoji) LETHARGIC SO SWEET

lady buttbanger-windsor says: lethargic what's for lunch
gnome teaser 4 (lethargic) says: we offer crap for dessert. this shit is terrible

magami says: lethargic, how is snow made?
lethargic says: very well.

andrew garfield spidersman says: lethargic pick a letter
alphabet hater (lethargic) says: I hate letters

mibsy says: pretty fucking chatty today huh lethargic?
lethargic says: forgive me, mibsy?
lethargic says: of course, the words spell something, but that is unimportant >8O
mibsy: that is your whole philosophy of life, isn't it lethargic?
lethargic: YES
mibsy: I KNEW IT

lethargic says: youve been here before enough times to know how the chat works we talk about some things sometimes other things other times OwO
TNC: oh my god
lunaticfish: lethargic that is astute
lethargic: fuck all of you

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kind of sinister @kindofsinister.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Bambi lesbians aww yeah ♡´- #wlw

SFW art that shows two deergirls holding hands/hugging/kissing cheeks in a cute way. Above them in a definition of "Bambi Lesbian" from LGBTQIA.wiki that says "A bambi lesbian is a lesbian who prefers cuddles, hugs, kisses, and other affectionate and even sensual non-sexual acts over sexual acts. It is a term used by some asexual lesbians and other ace-spec sapphics but not by all."

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ompuco @ompu.co · 13/09/2026

IT'S WORKING! IT'S FINALLY WORKING! YES!!!

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Peyton @peytonpartyhorn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

kind of obsessed with them

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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026

I think about this a lot.

Tim Henke
@TimHenke9
eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
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Select all squares with traffic lights

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Sanguine @sanguinelinguine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Ah k mnb. Hhhgftu, ahaghag girwew hgfftr bmndb

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Minnow @oceanminnow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

yeah, this aligns with my pre-existing worldview

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Minnow @oceanminnow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

people talk about wanting to stim by wagging tails they don't have and that's fine and all but it just isn't me. my impossible stim is that I want to gently hover and rotate as if I can be collected (🐟1/25)

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🎃𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐒👻 @chronocrump.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

if you ever come across a noelle, be sure to remember these essential tips so you can recognize the signals in her body language!

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough

Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.

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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026

Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection

A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)

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Minnow @oceanminnow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

issuing a content warning: you're going to be content soon. you will be happy with where you are in life, even if only for a moment. things may be rough overall, but you will have this moment, here and now, and you won't be able to help but smile.

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Minnow @oceanminnow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It's been a while since I've seen any Abel sugar. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you... "Cane sugar"?

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Minnow @oceanminnow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It's been a while since I've seen any Abel sugar. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you... "Cane sugar"?

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Minnow @oceanminnow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I'm not satisfied just to touch grass anymore. I'm going to start eating it moo, moo.

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Minnow @oceanminnow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

looking for grant to conduct study of relationship between "piss poor" and "shit hot"

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Minnow @oceanminnow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I think usually this means the person who reposted it either blocked you, was blocked by you, or got banned (probably for being a spambot) ...arranged in least to most likely order :p

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