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Phoenix Blackweird

@obsidianfeenix.bsky.social
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They/Them. Kind of a nerd. Kind of a punk. Definitely autistic and queer. Playing Jade Starfall on The Terra Mundi Chronicles

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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 6h
"He's not my friend, more like an acquaintance I keep murdering."
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 8h
Brad and Janet
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 10h
"He died as he lived, with no pants." I couldn't get in to Walking Dead , but Z Nation had the right dose of black humour to keep me interested.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 10h
I *need* to do something creative and collaborative. I *need* to build something, and working with other people helps keep me motivated, provide feedback for ideas. Fire can't exist in a vacuum.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 10h
Well now I want BBQ ribs.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 20h
go to sleep! 😝
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 10/10/2026
Pragmatic supervillain sets sights on conquering small Midwestern township
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Pragmatic supervillain sets sights on conquering small Midwestern township
"Susan from down the street brought me welcome cookies at my Victory Is Nigh speech last night, so I think I’m off to a great start.”
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*Sings* I put a spell on you....
a 7 piece set of gaming dice sits on a rock slab. The dice a swirls of teal, dark green, purple and pale lavender, with gold numbers.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HOW ARE YOU READING SO FAST
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm now diving in to the behemoth books in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. Book 5. As someone who is also trapped in a corrupt system, these books are feeding my soul. But the question is, do I want Carl, or do I want to BE Carl?
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is Halloween, This is Halloween ~ 🎶
A large black coffee mug full to the top, with a dollop of frothy whipped cream. The mug has the iconic Jack Skellington smile in white.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me, noticing the playlist at work: Is this all female musicians? Coworker who set the playlist: Yeah, I just didn't feel like listening to men today. Do you ever feel like that? Me: Every day.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Spooky bath time
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*Excited Druid Screeching*
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some of the graves in town are so old the markets aren't legible.
A slab of stone used as a grave marker, surrounded by grass and fallen leaves. The writing on the stone is worn away with time and exposure to the rain.A grey stone slab in two pieces, used as a grave marker. The lettering is worn away, and fallen autumn leaves are scattered around.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*Foghat begins to play*
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Car Commercial Ghost Jumpscare
Alt: Camera panning across a green hillside SUDDENLY! Zombie Jumpscare
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Simpsons Character Peeking Through Blinds
Alt: Homer Simpson Peeking Through Blinds Suspiciously
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, uh, we gonna give the land back to the indigenous people yet? Would be real cool if we did.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love autumn in the PNW.
The forest floor, still green and mossy and covered in ferns, dappled with bright orange fallen leavesA dirt hiking path littered with orange fall foliage.A rocky beach under a cliff with large tree overhang. Driftwood log are scattered on the beach with bright orange leaves strewn about.Sunlight beams break thought the dense green canopy to illuminate a fern covered forest floor
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Forgot to post this from last month. SEAL!
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/09/2026
Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
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Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
VEVEY, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé executives gathered from around the world to announce their grave concern regarding the impact that artificial intelligence’s water consumption will have on their own abili...
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026
Could be jeans, could be a heterosexual with low blood sugar
"Introducing: The Low Straight"
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Squee!
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is Jade, a punky librarian.
A Green skinned bipedal humanoid dragon with a tail and horns, dark hair, carrying a walking stick. They are wearing black shorts and an army green jacket with punk patches, and a leather journal strapped to their belt.A gren skinned humanoid dragon wearing leather adventuring gear and a set of goggles. They have  walking stick in their right hand and a blue crystal in their left hand.a pencil sketch of a humanoid dragon in a medival style shirt and pants, with a walking stick over their shoulders.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So, any of my PC's?
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you reach a certain age, your body starts to lose many things: Hair. Muscle mass. Bone density. Teeth. Fucks to give. Short term memory. Bladder control. Skin elasticity. EVERYTHING EXCEPT FAT CELLS. SMH.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Canada Post can't be arsed to keep track of my parcel, but they have ZERO problems flooding my mailbox with flyers from the local conservative candidate who says racist shit out loud.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The cat in question.
A grey amd black tabby cat rolled over to show his fuzzy petable stomach in a clever ploy to extort treats from the onlooker
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me, thinking about dying alone, and not having family to make arrangements for my corpse: What will happen when I die? Coworker: You become cat food
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
.....Wait, that isn't what it's implying?
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pork is the rosé of meat.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A stellars jay was hanging out on my balcony this morning. At least, until Sherlock scared him away by doing the housecat predator crouch run. This is why you're an indoor cat, buddy.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Named after one of my favourite childhood movies too. "Secret Of The Ooze".
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New dice, who dis?
A set of ttrpg gaming dice on a wood surface. The dice are neon green mixed with sparkly copper and dark brown with teal numbersA set of gaming dice in a shadowy area to show the parts that glow in the dark
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Where my spooky nerds at? #halloweendice
A pale human hand holding a set of black and orange gaming dice, outdoors where orange an brown leaves cover the grass in the sunlight.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyone in government should be put on minimum wage.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That is Sherlock's prefered snacking schedule.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Oh you're awake. Breakfast?"
A tabby cat turning to look at the person behind the camera with a very expectant expression
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Negan: That Is A No No Meme
Alt: Negan: That Is A No No Meme
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Probably passed over for someone the companies think they can get away with paying less than they deserve. You're just too qualified, Mr.Hall. It's bad for the shareholders to hire anyone competant.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Humans evolved from monkies but I'm fairly certain I descended from cats.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sherlock likes to sit on my lap on work day mornings in an attempt to keep me from leaving. Clearly he hates the results of capitalism as much as I do. Cats Against Capitalism.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
IT BEGINS
two medium sized pumpkins sit on a table decorated with a halloween cloth
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
On the Mistake scale, how many flamethrowers are needed?
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
More often than I'd like.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
While I am not one of the youths, I did encounter Douglas Adams magically. Hitchhiker's was on a shelf, I picked it up and said sure, I'll read this. No prompting, recomending, or introduction by someone else.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My path to supervillainy continues.
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd rather be here.
Looking down on a creek with rocks and logs that runs through a verdant Pacific Northwest forest
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Salacc Pit! Sarlacc Pit! Sarlacc Pit! Woo!
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