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Eileen

@nzneep.bsky.social
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Paekākāriki gay. Trans rights. 🔬🧪🧬 student and shill for big literature. She/her

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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My mum was just checking the mail right as an old fella was dropping off a National pamphlet He said, "some light reading for you" "I'm fine for reading material, I'm in the middle of Nicky Hager's book." Stone cold. I'm sure she would have looked over her glasses if she wore them
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Josh | writer, painter, tinkerer @tworuru.com · 25/09/2026
Pols journos sneering that “everyone knows about the Taxpayers Union” and ”it’s just lobbying” are telling on themselves; the fact is that the public *doesn’t* know about the TPU‘s antics and that is because of the failure of mainstream journalists
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David Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 22/09/2026
with new zealand in an election year i would like to formally remind everyone that i am *not* right wing blogger david farrar. i am re-issuing this handy guide from six years ago about how to tell us apart. please RT: www.webworm.co/farrier/
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I might stay in bed today 🤓
A copy of Dirty Work by Nicky Hager
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A friend put a photo in the group chat captioned "herd of reindeer" I had to do the whole "yeah I have. Heard of sheep?" bit knowing it was just for me because there are no other New Zealanders in the chat 🥲
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
My brother bragging about his gross dinner
Screen cap of a messenger chat. There is a photo of some white bait fritters in a frying pan. My reply is "we just had corn fritters. All the fried battery without the nasty little fish"
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
The best $12.50 I've spent in ages
A small black cat sitting with her back to the camera. She is wearing felt bat wings that are much too big for her tiny frame The same black cat facing the camera in a bit of an action pose. Her eyes are slightly squinted but that's just her resting face. She loves the wings.
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
My elderly dog has the best vet 🥲 she calls him Mr Magnus very respectfully She lets him sniff around the room and gets down on her knees to inject him while he's distracted She uses a little rabbit syringe and warms it in her hands for comfort
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
But she wants it
A black cat clawing at my arm which is holding a plate with cake on it just out of her reach
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
My elderly dog no longer has the energy to care about anything a boring as an earthquake But my elderly cat now cares a whole lot
An elderly black cat lying on a bedspread pushing her face into a human hand
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Did you know a common cough suppressant prescribed for dogs is codeine? Pictured is a small elderly Magnus on opiates
An elderly dog with cateracts wrapped up in a blanket. His ears are alert but his eyes are very sleepy
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
OK I was going to stay away today until the reckons died down a bit but I'm just checking — who was next on the Green Party list?
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
When is the government going to do something about the biker gangs rolling into the village?
A bunch of outdoor cafe tables under strings of assorted pride flags. The tables are full of grey haired people in yellow high vis jacketsAbout 20 electric bikes in front of the cafe, taking space that might otherwise house 2 parked cars
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
When I finally try something people have been recommending for ages and then get annoyed no one told me about it In this case, it's Kewpie sesame dressing I just want to drink it
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Paekākāriki Puppy Pride Your town could never 🇳🇿 14yo Magnus won a prize for oldest dog
A stunning sunny day with green grass and blue sky. A square has been marked out with rainbow flags and a hay bale. In the foreground an elderly dog sits in a beach trolley in the shade of an attached rainbow umbrellaA closer view of the dog on his trolley. He is sharing it with human picnic gear and a fluffy toy he won in the pride dog show.
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
@dawgbelly.bsky.social what harness did you use for Dawg when he needed help on stairs?
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Craig @kiwicraig74.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Looks like I've been opening new tabs all day and opening the same thing each time thespinoff.co.nz/politics/14-...
Screencap of my phone screen showing 6 Internet browser tabs open on dogs voting
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
A special shout out to the customer who came into the store today to tell us my board isn't funny this week 😌 She's objectively wrong
A chalkboard outside a store. There is text "if ghosts aren't real then explain this" with a chalk drawing of a dog wearing a sheet with eye, ear and mouth holes as a ghost costume
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
I just woke with a start, thinking about a former colleague who was once late for work because he tried to help a sick cat he found that turned out to be a dead possum I wonder how he's going these days
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Aaah... choo
A small elderly dog with his mouth wide open and his eyes squeezed shutThe same dog, a blur as his head is thrown forward in a sneeze
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Asher @asherwilsongoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Kāpiti folks - anyone want two tickets to this afternoon's sold out Oktoberfest shindig at Salty’s Diner in Paraparaumu Beach? New beers from North End, Tuatara and Duncan's, live music, food etc. I'm sick so can't go. Paid $50 for each ticket but happy to take any offer.
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
So there is an #aotearoapets feed? Yusss
A small elderly dog with opaque cateracts staring directly at the camera as though he can see everything
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
@dawgbelly.bsky.social! Look what I decided to learn this evening
4 squares of crochet, each made of a different beginner stitch
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
this is your reminder that Peter Jackson is a union-busting nimby who cuddles up to conservative politicians
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
I heard this new place could be quite raunchy, but my bubble is pretty wholesome so far. Definitely no butt pics
A chubby dog's backside and tail visible under a lifted blanket. His bum and thighs are very squishy
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
When you're pretending to be asleep but your ears give you away
A small tired looking dog with his head sticking out from under the covers of a human bed with his ears sticking straight up
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Eileen @nzneep.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
The chocolate the racists got riled up over The chocolate my friends have been sending me photos of from all over Canada
Whittaker's chocolate with the flavour in te reo and english miraka kirīmi / creamy milkWhittaker's chocolate with the flavours in English and FrenchMore Whittaker's with English and FrenchEven more Whittaker's in English and French
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