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Dawgbelly

@dawgbelly.bsky.social
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Whimsical and Thought Provoking. (Mrs Rout wrote that in my Standard 1 report, I think it still holds true)

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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let’s all order cards and dump /burn them. Waste their no doubt healthy funding.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m just mulling how I a peace loving, dog crazy lady who loves handcrafts and afternoon tea on sunny days can’t look at a picture of Jordan Williams without wanting to kick him in the dick.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The shit eating faces of the worlds reprehensible daring us, goading us to punch them knowing it brings us down. It’s such an effective passive aggressive move. To make peaceful ppl feel violent by the overwhelming strength of their knowing smugness.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Word of the day - Backpfeifengesicht, it translates to English as a "punchable face" or a "face in need of a slap”.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jordan Williams is a shit producing machine, had been for years, obviously and openly, the problem isn’t the shit producing machine so much as the media that reproduces the shit as if it’s diamonds.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why doesn’t evil ever die? Why can’t I wake one day to the news of a glorious happy most welcome death of an absolute world beating ahole.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The injustice of Rupert Murdoch still being alive…
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
To be perfectly embarrassingly honest, until I read the sad news on here a few minutes ago my entire life I have always thought I was going to eventually marry Sam Neil, him (or Neil Finn). It was my birthright as a NZ woman.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
At Split Enz, it’s so old and grey here, it’s like a National party conference.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Guess who dropped the car keys down there…
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I’ve been travelling btwn Wgtn and Chch a lot this year but I’ve fisnnaly started trying to make our Wgtn place cosy & my partner & brother wallpapered my bdrm this weekend… the wallpaper was supposed to be for Gov Bay but I bought it up here & it looks amazing with my headboard…
Mind the gap wallpaper featuring wolves and horses and cats trotting around an enchanted woodland.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Morning!
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
God we’re fucked. A genuine climate crisis, a bunch of billionaire sociopaths playing endgame monopoly and the worst bunch of lily livered leaders in the world letting the US’s toddler in chief start a holy fucking war. I’m not getting up today.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Audrey 2 the strawberry
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This is the 2nd toad purse I’ve seen at auction… perfect gift for a special someone…
A taxidermy toad purse that’s brown and warty and looks like fossilised poo
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I miss my pups. I need doggie company bad. I’m gonna start hanging around parks looking thirsty.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
My partner just informed me he has a new crutch, something to look forward too when I get back to wgtn.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I went to make an appt with my GP, I know the clinic is short of two Drs, but I couldn’t get one until the 31st of March. What the fuck is happening NZ?
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Looks like I’m back in Chch for a little bit. If you want to help me paint my house up speak now!
View from my window of Gov bay…
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Your very own peace prize… auctions.Webbs.co.nz/lot-details/...
auctions.webbs.co.nz
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Pre sales on for Marlon Williams, I’ve got mine, you should get yours…
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Theyre definitely shagging spiders, creating a a right wing human spider hybrid army…
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
If someone that you liked skills you that Jesus talks to them on the regular, like go here, buy this, yes its safe for you to eat gluten now, what would you think?
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Dog people are the best people…
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Just had to say over dinner “how about we don’t discuss the rape and abuse of women and girls on my birthday as a rule from now on”… the world is so dark you can’t have a nice anything anymore.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
It’s my birthday today. I’m “I’m over birthdays just give me gifts on the regular cos I could go any day” old.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Took a photo of my freshly groomed with Valentine’s Day bandannas on dogs just as Pip sneezed…
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It’s been years since I’ve lived lived in Wellington and you really do learn to appreciate the sun here don’t you. Unlike all of the rest of you who take it for granted.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I’d rather pay money to watch Melania than watch the new hot and sexy pop soundtracked Wuthering Heights.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
After 13 years in Kāpiti then a year in Chch coming back to Wellingtons actual rubbish bags seems so archaic.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I went to a silent retreat this weekend, my absolute favourite thing apart from the peace etc was not having to make small talk with strangers.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Damn Catherine O’Hara was a genuine icon to me, I loved everything she did. And in recent years her character Moira became my home style guide. Pyjamas, waistcoats, a cashmere robe I saved and saved for, and brooches… she somehow managed to channel my idea of comfy perfection…
Moira wearing a Waistcoat over pjs Pjs waistcoat and cashmere robe Cashmere robe and brooch.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I have an amazing Dr, she never throws you out, every patient gets the time they need. I’ve been with her for 12 years and the one thing I’d say is I worry for her health, she’s overworked and exhausted.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The thing I love abt auctions is you’ll always see something that’ll make you go that’s unusual… auctions.webbs.co.nz/lot-details/...
auctions.webbs.co.nz
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Best house guest ever.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Now my partners stuck in Ed Sheeran traffic. What is happening to the world.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
We’re in a 2 unit building and we had to ask the other owner for permission for our dogs which the prev owner got for us. We just found out after the deal was done she tried to change her mind but it was too late… she visited yesterday morning to tell me she has a 0 tolerance policy towards barking.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it another boring white guy in a suit?
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
November 7, I just like knowing there’s an end date.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Getting to know my new neighbourhood with these two, there’s two flag houses on the street one Toitū Te Tiriti, one rainbow, two small businesses in McMansions, 3 barmy dogs behind fences right next to the park and a butterfly landed on me. All in all not too bad.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Look who’s come to visit me in Wellington!
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The difference between Chch and Wgtn in summer is in welly when you turn the heat pump on it’s to heat the house…
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Wellington, home to the howling winds…
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I’m abt to leave Chch and I’m feeling a bit sad. Told me that just over a year ago and I wouldn’t hv believed you…
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I was in Wgtn yesterday viewing the little flat we’ve bought up there with the current owner, I hadnt seen it in person before, she said she left us some anti spider spray for the end of summer when the huge ones head inside. It’s that a good enough reason to break the contract?
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Misty start to the New Year but I’m not complaining..
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I’m gonna kick some dicks in 26!
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I love the smell of petrichor on a summers afternoon during a thunderstorm.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Christmas night blobbing perfection.
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Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Who else pocket dialed their electrician at lunchtime today? He didn’t have to answer…
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