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MATT IMPELLUSO

@nyymatt.bsky.social
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i'm from haiti. i eat cats and dogs. i'm an illegal immigrant

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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Is Trump wearing a wig now? 😂 jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/the-strawb...
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The Strawberry-Blonde Merkin of State
Is the so-called president wearing somebody else’s downstairs hair… upstairs? 👀
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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yeah yeah... Sex is cool and everything. But... Have you ever had a neighbour that consistently feeds you delicious food anytime they're hosting anything at her place cause you were nice to her that one time? *Yes, that's guacamole. Lots of it.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What the hell is going on with his hair?? jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/the-strawb...
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BizToc @biztoc.com · 08/08/2026
Court Halts Trump $400 Million White House Ballroom Project — A federal appeals court halted President Trump’s $400 million White House ballroom project, citing a lack of congressional approval. The ruling escalates a dispute over the scope and legality of the East Wing expansion…
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Court Halts Trump $400 Million White House Ballroom Project
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
that's why i don't shut off the TV there's always a chance in baseball, and that was one of the most remarkable examples ever #repbx #yankees
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
love free baseball #repbx
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
it's quite possible i hate the #braves more than the #redsox #baseball #MLB
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
helping #mexico students get home for school. and i beat expedia every single time since 2004.
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
youse know, i didn't want to come back on here. but facebook, IG, and X literally hate me. #yankees fans, #everton supporters, follow me because i'm fucking hilarious
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Are people still on here?
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I'm about to drop the Viva Aerobus CEO into a vat of acid
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Please share
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Surgery tomorrow
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
i hate you. i lost it in my liver failure collapse of 2020
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CNN @cnn.com · 12/01/2025
Congestion pricing could generate revenue many cities are desperate for, while simultaneously easing traffic and improving air quality. But legal challenges and President-elect Donald Trump’s opposition could determine whether it’s a blip or a new US trend: cnn.it/3WfAolK
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NYC is the first US city with congestion pricing. Can it survive 2025? | CNN Business
As of Sunday, it costs $9 to drive into Manhattan below 60th street during peak hours.
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BizToc @biztoc.com · 12/01/2025
At least 8 dead in Israeli attack in Gaza — Israeli forces strike a school sheltering displaced Palestinians in Jabaliya, killing at least 8 people. breakingthenews.net/Article/At-leas…
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
must have for june san diego weather @brandenjd.bsky.social
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Everton Football Club @evertonfc.com · 10/01/2025
Together once again at Goodison. 💙
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Uh, who? Fuck off you cunt
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Watching die hard with a girl in 2025 is like....ummmmf
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
israel is the biggest piece of fucking trash ever then come the CEO's.
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gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I just received $300 worth of textiles in the mail from India and it totally reminded me of the time I got super high and ordered $300 worth of textiles from India
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Garry @gokings.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Fuck United Healthcare
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
That's all he's got? Fuckin moron
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Secret Agent Number Six @designationsix.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I don't worship Luigi Mangione as a hero, I just don't give a shit about the guy he shot.
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Oz Katerji @ozkaterji.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I am now, for the first time in my life, inside Free Syria. That’s a sentence I never thought I’d live long enough to say.
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
😂
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PJ (Peej) Lago 💙🏳️‍🌈🍕☕♒🤪🦄 🌊 @pjlago.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
God I'm not wedding crashing in fucking Islip with you
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
it's gonna be an america #CDMX vs #monterrey final if #cruzazul doesn't do shit 1-0 in the 19th minute
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
anyone named branden dross who likes liverpool should be put in the gulag. now pay for my flight you cunt
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
#mexico seized 40 million doses of #fentanyl that were tainted. they're also trying to ban it fucking altogether.
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This burn is epic. 🔥
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Who is this?
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CNN @cnn.com · 07/12/2024
FBI offers reward up to $50,000 as health care executive’s suspected killer evades police for fourth day: cnn.it/4goevIr
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FBI offers reward up to $50,000 as health care executive’s suspected killer evades police for fourth day | CNN
As the investigation into the fatal shooting of a health care executive in Manhattan enters its fourth day, the FBI says it is offering a reward of up to $50,000 for information leading to an arrest a...
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Reuters @reuters.com · 06/12/2024
California Governor Gavin Newsom stressed the importance of trade with Mexico and immigrant labor at a press conference near the border, striking a contrast with President-elect Donald Trump’s threat of tariffs and mass deportations reut.rs/3D50mld
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California governor promotes trade with Mexico after Trump threats
California Governor Gavin Newsom stressed the importance of trade with Mexico and immigrant labor at a press conference near the border on Thursday, striking a contrast with President-elect Donald Trump’s threat of tariffs and mass deportations.
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Reuters @reuters.com · 06/12/2024
A licensed cannabis grow room was seen violently shaking through CCTV footage as a powerful earthquake of magnitude 7 hit off the coast of a sparsely populated area of northern California, prompting coastal towns to evacuate low-lying areas amid a tsunami warning that was later canceled.
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
LOL. Fuck California
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Overheard at the gym… Bro A: we need to stop helping other countries. Let them figure that shit out. Bro B: But then no one will help us if we get attacked. A: No one would ever attack us. B: China? A: Nah. Not after we dropped those A bombs on them. Send. Help.
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
lol
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
mexico just banned #fentanyl - even in hospital use - for life mexico also banned #vapes. weed is legal in mexico up to 28 grams. so carts, #e-cigs, and i guess #vuse mexico just shuts the fuck down? i buy a vuse e-cig any time i'm on a long bus ride or car ride either in the US or Mexico. :(
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
can we just get rid of korea and they're stupid fucking music and TV shows?
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
this nigga on some molly bro
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Trump’s defense pick once chanted "kill all Muslims" at a bar, sounds like a great idea to run the military, eh?
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
so you guys know all conservative republicans are fucking retards, right? been my time.
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
drug war. go to a library
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MATT IMPELLUSO @nyymatt.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
you are the gayest person i know
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