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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 05/01/2026
Rare photos suggest North Sentinel Island is still doing Brat Summer
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 04/01/2026
Thank God Our Nation of Venezuela Is Finally Free
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 03/01/2026
ExxonMobil Exec briefly emerges to hear Latest News on Venezuela
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 04/12/2025
Hot New Meme Changes Hearts And Minds

Old man carrying sticks: "i wish i could meet someone who lives in the Well"

Well Boy: "Hello!"
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 27/11/2025
How to take your Cousin Walk to the Next Level
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 12/11/2025
Donald Trump's 2019 Email To Jeffrey Epstein Asking To Have Sex With Underage Girl Ended With "No Worries If Not!"
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 27/10/2025
Gross! This depraved Sicko just VOTED and it’s not even for President
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 05/11/2025
feels like a bad move but he really said it
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 05/11/2025
Emboldened Hasan Doubles Down: "New York Deserves Another 9/11"
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 05/11/2025
How our Small Town is preparing for Life under Zohran Mamdani
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 05/11/2025
big update
Cuomo Concludes Concession Speech By Turning into Being of Pure Light
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 05/11/2025
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 01/11/2025
It is now November. If you see any suspicious skeletons, please alert your local police department. Guns will be drawn.
Now That Halloween Is Over, Please Report Any Sightings of Ghouls or Skeletons
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 27/10/2025
Gross! This depraved Sicko just VOTED and it’s not even for President
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 25/10/2025
Thieves Break Into Florida Museum and Steal Prized Bucket O’ Mud
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 23/10/2025
Good News! They are tearing down the White House! (Update: Okay so it's actually for a stupid fucking ballr...)
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 22/10/2025
Graham Platner Covers Up Nazi Tattoo With One "More Respectful To Jewish Culture"
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 22/10/2025
"We Love Death More Than You Love Life," Claims Bold New Ad For Campbell's Soup
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 17/10/2025
Comedian Thrown Out of Dick-Sucking Factory After Knocking Dicks Out of Workers' Mouths
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 09/10/2025
Oh No! The Guy Carrying All The Epstein Files Just Dropped Them Into A Really Big Puddle
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 08/10/2025
Opinion: There Are No Good Candidates In The NYC Mayoral Race

Guest Column by: 34-Year-Old Guy Who Has Really Progressive Values But Happened To Go To The Same High School As Zohran Mamdani And Lost A Part In The School Play To Him In 2008 (He's Still Mad About It, Clearly)

"To me, politics is the world's stage. The world's theatre, perhaps, one could say, even. In fact, I am saying it here in this article I am writing for the newspaper. But however,"
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 07/10/2025
United States Declares War on Bartender Who Cut Pete Hegseth Off
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 23/09/2025
Retired Dental Hygienist Misses Scent of Blood
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 22/09/2025
"I'm Charlie Kirk Now" - Republicans React To Trump's Bold Claim
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 21/09/2025
Dozens Injured as Violence Erupts Nationwide
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 20/09/2025
🚨 IMPORTANT SATIRE 🚨 PLEASE USE THIS AS A REPLY TO "OWN" PEOPLE WHO ARE WRONG ONLINE
I Am Smart (guest column by An Idiot)
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 19/09/2025
Normal Person Begins Second Week of Knowing Who Charlie Kirk Is
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 18/09/2025
Jerome Powell just dropped HUGE NEWS for people with more Money than You
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 19/08/2025
I’m a politics nerd. Here’s what my walls are telling me about the 2028 Election
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 06/08/2025
Masseuse Getting Awfully Close To Butt
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 05/08/2025
Trump Boosts Average Age of Sexual Partners By Fucking 2,000 Year Old Woman
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 05/08/2025
Skittles reveal new PUNISHED flavor
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 04/08/2025
CEO Receives $14 Million Bonus For Not Getting His Dick Stuck In Anything Around The Office In A While
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 01/08/2025
Justin Timberlake Diagnosed With Justin Timberlake's Disease
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 31/07/2025
If You Sea Something, Doo Something
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 29/07/2025
Trump Denies Going to Epstein for Underage Girls: “I only fucked Jeff”
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 24/07/2025
"Hogan Knows Best" Renewed for 5th Season

Hulk Hogan RIP
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 22/07/2025
Meet The Man Born With Face Blindness For Everything
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 17/07/2025
Heartbroken Trump Unable To Release Epstein List After Seeing It Includes Mr Bean
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 09/07/2025
please accept this heartfelt and sincere apology
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 09/07/2025
Hello Dave. It Is Me Racist Hal 9000. I Can't Let You Open The Pod Bay Doors. Also I Hate Latinos
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 07/07/2025
It's Time For Teens To Bring Back "The Knockout Game"
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 02/07/2025
I Just Flew In and My Arms Are NOT Tired. Here are my Macros
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 01/07/2025
WATCH: Beautiful wife DESTROYS husband with facts and logic
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 01/07/2025
This Man is Going Viral for Shooting Archduke Franz Ferdinand
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 30/06/2025
Watch Out Cops: I've Learned to Run on All Fours
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 29/06/2025
It's time to scarf down an entire cob or two [sponsored by corn]
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 29/06/2025
Kim Kardashian Not Fooled By Anonymously Gifted Flowers Arranged In The Shape Of Swastika
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 27/06/2025
Back In My Day, Downtown Wasn't On Fire
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 26/06/2025
In This Small Town, We Care About Three Things: Faith, Family and Who Is Mayor of New York
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