Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 16hI'm not saying the majority of people from Missouri are imbeciles but I think their votes for Josh Hawley and Eric Schmitt may speak for themselves. 108421
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺FEISTY😈 @crzyfkinworld.bsky.social · 21hPublish the fucking essays, Cornell. And, while you are at it… 36229
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 22hWhen you realize there’s no booze at the bridal shower 4021126
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This will be the face of the GOP after the midterms. 1361508290
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I hope this headline haunts Eric Schmitt for the rest of his pathetic political career. 1131157434449
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Things that Senator Eric Schmitt always confuses: Iowa Hawkeyes vs. Atlanta Hawks. A John Deer Tractor vs. A Dear John Letter. Washington State vs. Washington DC. Gorrillas vs. Guerrillas. Duke University’s Blue Devils vs. Arizona State University’s Sun Devils. 42649841007
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day. 1529180253444
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Under threats from Trump’s FCC chairman Brendan Carr, Jimmy Kimmel had to put his interview with James Tallarico on YouTube. Yet Trump is free to use taxpayer money to run political ads on Fox. 651416526
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/09/2026⛽️ Florida’s gas prices rose 18 cents last week before declining 6 cents through the weekend. On Sunday, the state average for a gallon of gas was $4.37. That’s $1.42 per gallon more than last year. The average driver is now paying $65 to fill their tank, as opposed to $44 at this time last year.orlandosentinel.comFlorida gas prices rose 18 cents last weekOn Sunday, the state average for a gallon of gas was $4.37, according to NWS Melbourne. 3132545997
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 28/09/2026NEW: Tompkins County District Attorney Matthew Van Houten says his office is reopening the investigation into the 2024 gang rape of a student at a Cornell University fraternity abcnews.com/US/district-...abcnews.comDistrict attorney reopens case of alleged Cornell University 'gang rape'Prosecutors in central New York say they are reopening the case of alleged gang rape at a Cornell University fraternity. 18637271027
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If a bag of dicks that was peed on by another bag of dicks was a picture 3013335
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’ve gone full circle on CNN, all thanks to Trump. I stopped watching after the network shift and the Scott Jennings era, but his relentless attacks on Kaitlan Collins have had the exact opposite effect he intended. Nothing turns a news target into a hero faster than being bullied by Donald Trump. 118411
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Friday - it’s been a rough wk so drink that wine, eat that edible, say fck off to that red hat, yk be you! Or me 😂 58722130
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How does someone sleep standing up? 6883063651
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺A.J. @andynear70.bsky.social · 25/09/2026substack.com/@politepoet/...substack.comPolite Poet (@politepoet)Great idea. 32088052511
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck you, Merrick Garland. Seriously 2926146
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When you hear a federal judge restored press pass’ & you have to deal w a woman who makes you look like left over dog food that’s been left out in the rain 3015412
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Trump TV didn't even last as long as Trump's 🍄 time with Stormy. 128537
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The only national security risk is Trump himself. 107916
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Keep 'em coming "Harvey Weinstein was sentenced to 15 years in prison Wednesday, more than a year after a jury found the former Hollywood mogul guilty of sexually assaulting former “Project Runway” production assistant Miriam Haley in a high-stakes retrial."nbcnews.comHarvey Weinstein sentenced to 15 years on New York sex crime convictionThe former film producer pleaded not guilty and denies all allegations of nonconsensual sex. 579109942328
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 23/09/2026Paxton won’t agree to debate Talarico, and we all know why. He doesn’t want to answer these questions: “Why did you give an Epstein-style sweetheart deal to an admitted child predator? Why were you impeached… by your own party? Why do you own 15 homes on a government salary?” James Talarico 234113383686
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nate Silver's latest Senate polling averages show Democrats ahead in TEN key races: 🔵 NC: Cooper +8.9 🔵 GA: Ossoff +9.1 🔵 NH: Pappas +5.0 🔵 OH: Brown +4.5 🔵 ME: Jackson +3.5 🔵 MN: Flanagan +2.8 🔵 MI: El-Sayed +2.8 🔵 TX: Talarico +2.7 🔵 IA: Turek +1.9 🔵 AK: Peltola +1.7 80741206
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Donald is so monumentally stupid, he doesn't understand that the press is boycotting *the White House* in solidarity with other outlets that were banned from the White House. CNN never said they wouldn't cover *other* things, like speeches at the UN where he might be speaking. What an idiot. 2312561552
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Welp. It’s official. This is the most I’ve ever paid to fill up my tank in my lifetime.  3014623
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What Say You,Senator Collins.....? 691102353893
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Absolutely! #BookSky 1433255312
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Bill Cassidy complaining that RFK Jr. "lied to him" is hilarious. You’re literally a doctor who voted to confirm a guy famous for eating roadkill and snorting blow off toilets. What did you think was going to happen? 1620444
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026MS NOW, CNN & Politico announced they will sue the White House today for banning them, legend 1st and 5th amendment violations. 446110382781
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/09/2026“You didn’t tell me these were the same Persians who beat the Romans!” 1732375828
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Carolirene @carolirene75.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This is a good one. 433154714333
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This will only increase their viewership. 58831218
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Love @celiebug.bsky.social · 19/09/2026* A country is strongest when its people protect one another’s rights, even when they disagree. 9641741161
Reposted by Patrick 🍀🌊🗽🩺Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The fraud is coming from the right. Just like the corruption. And the cheating. And the violence. And the lying. 18535471859