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Texas Tribune @texastribune.org · 2h
Breaking: A judge on Friday blocked further border barrier construction in the Big Bend region. The ruling means federal contractors can’t continue construction in the national park or surrounding areas until a lawsuit opposing the work is resolved.
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Judge halts border barrier construction in Big Bend
U.S. District Judge Kathleen Cardon’s ruling means federal contractors can’t continue construction in the national park or surrounding areas until a lawsuit opposing the work is resolved.
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 9h
My expectation as a father of sons is that if they ever see RFK Jr doing pull-ups at their school they should take the opportunity to kick him right in the nuts from behind. Imagine the joys of missing your high school graduation because you're in juvie from sending RFK's nuts into his lungs.
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 10h
So who at AISD is friends with RFK? They need to move to Dallas
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 11h
They uploaded the wrong Yoto Daily episode for the day
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Summer is dead. Fake Fall begins. It may be fake, but I can still open the blinds and curtains now at least.
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
RIP Zilker lawn
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They really need to get this and the "shoulder check the defender with my hop-step" under control.
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The newborn phase is such a unique time as a parent. It's the only time in your life where you'll be seeing straight up a person's nose all day.
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The kids did not like watching some vultures on the side of the road pull the intestines out of a deer while we sat in traffic. And yet they say they love pinatas.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/09/2026
But the biggest kick I ever Goku Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Roku
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some people in our HOA want to put a sunshade over part of our neighborhood pool. But half our pool is already shaded by trees! I'm adding this to my list of evidence that people really really want to be outside without experiencing anything that being outside entails.
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I finally did it. I created something and people loved it so much they gave me large amounts of money for it. And now for the next natural part of this exchange, I indulge in their mental illnesses and sell my fans products that make them worse off!
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RIP Pac, dude was incredible
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring a hat made of live cicadas - or any damn bug based hat at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The production quality on this Ms Rachel album is so high that it's making me even more disgusted by the likes of Mr Kipley
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ms Rachel vs Julia Jacklin
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need to expose the kids to the Englishman who went up a hill and came down with all the bananas without making them ask for more veggie tales
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
By thirty five everyone should have an assortment of random braces and recovery tools from injuries
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes yes yes yes!
A picture of a seven day forecast showing a high of 78 in a week after six days of highs in the mid 90s
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like this is the first time I've heard a person apply any critical thinking to this subject. At the end of the day all the tales of the AI apocalypse rely on technology that either doesn't exist or integration with AI that is purely hypothetical.
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just think Colly Strings is one of the greatest songs ever
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A cozy spiny lizard
A spiny lizard resting on a branch of an elephant bush plant
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Major "Vietnam zippo lighter" energy going on with this pin here
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Flexing my privilege at work today
A Nee Doh sitting on a mixing board
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My hand got used to feeling hot cloth in the cast and now if I grab anything that's smooth it feels wet
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If "Hi, Everything's Great" came out in 2025 it would be a smash hit
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The doctor's office has dealt with car insurance companies before. Car insurance companies have dealt with doctor's offices before. And yet they both defer all their questions about each other to me?
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm about to get my cast cut off for the, hopefully, last time
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I cannot believe it. I've been checking the shelf for this one last truck for like two years straight. The kids don't even care anymore but I had to get it.
A Hot Wheels JCB Digatron monster truck toy
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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Massive human suffering is acceptable if I like the outcome” is exactly why the last few centuries have had so much suffering in them.
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Stephanie @blooming-burbs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Frog on dahlia.
A small green tree frog sitting inside a Break Out dahlia.
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They prescribed an Albuterol nebulizer for our little one's chest congestion and.... he woke up at 4:00am ready to run through walls
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The little one is sick for the third time in six weeks. He also had a standard checkup last week so it's his fourth trip to the doctor since the school year started. Poor little guy has been through the ringer.
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm just going to actively choose to not think anymore about this project until a trailer is released
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If they can make a compelling movie out of The Magician's Nephew then they will definitely have earned my trust for the rest of the movies
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I ran like 1/16th of a mile last night and my knee feels good. Just need to get this cast off
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ethan Hawke? Maybe Lee Pace? No way Selena Gomez? No way Connor? Yes Jessie Plemmons? No Jamie Foxx? Yes Connie Britton? Maybe Mason Thames? Sure
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This didn't work
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We decided to try to find the Badtz maru toy yesterday. So we pull up the map of McDonalds spots and we call around but they all just had Cinnamaroll. Then I realized we had called the same location five times in a row even though we were clicking different locations on the map. Google is cooked.
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Do you ever feel like your body and your house are breaking down in unison, like some very simple narrative device from a horror story? Or is that just me?
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A man cracks the lock on my house at 1:00 a.m. He creeps around looking for an armed defendant. Suddenly from around the corner something emerges and strikes him dead. A gun? No. A baseball bat? No. A sword? He wishes. That's right, I killed him with a whack from my acupressure pillow to his face.
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There's this weird thing in parenting where people have these vague ideas of things they're "supposed" to do, like avoid saying "good job!" But nobody follows these rules and they just kind of feel stressed about it and resent the rule. The thing though is the rule isn't real. Nobody actually
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cold front now. Now!
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hell yes
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
USA/France for gold, let's go
USA players waving to fans, they beat Spain to advance to the final 76-66
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OU lost to a winless team lmao
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Waiting for Talarico and the centrists to tell me why they have to waffle on trans rights again
A screenshot about Tucker Carlson backing Democrat Abdul El-Sayed
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The kids asked me to make them the tiniest waffles I could. Then the older one slyly came back and asked me to make sure his was a little bit bigger than his brother's.
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"You don't need to note every 'um' you want removed, I'll get those later once we have the meat of the interview edited down," I say knowing that I'm going to receive notes about 57 specific 'ums' and one generic "shorten this section?" in return.
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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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