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A great thing about Disney's Robinhood is that the movie starts with two lines of lore. "Do we steal from the poor?" asks Little John. "Hahaha no we 'borrow' hahahaha let's go steal," responds Robinhood and then they get to stealing.

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The same people who gripe about how there's no places to do things anymore are very mad that Austin will keep its public golf course.

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I've been in Texas for 37 years and I've never once heard a layperson bring up transgender rights as something they are against.

I think Houston's politics are best summarized by the Chronicle's decision to endorse Gene Wu while also tattling on him about telling his opponent to shut up.

just watch whatever was on, so that meant I saw Pete and Pete and Boy Meets World and a bunch of other shows that were too mature for me but also not inappropriate. I think it really allowed me as a kid to apply upwards pressure on what I watched, without my parents having to curate every move

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I hate having total control over what my kids see on tv. It's the absolute dream setup for my parents, but the avenue for safe and independent media exploration for kids these days is teeny tiny or non existent. As a 5 year old I wanted to watch only cartoons and Power Rangers, but I also had to

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"We traded them for candy. That's why now you just get candy, they cut out the middleman these days so it's just Trick or Treat. It would have been Trick or Candy but they wanted to keep the Tr sound going since they started with Trombone."

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"Dad did you trick or treat as a kid?" "No I trick or tromboned." "Trombone!? No daaaad!" "Yep we knocked on the door and got trombones. It was really hard to carry them all." "Nooo dad what did you do with all the trombones??"

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Picked up a gyro ball and it's insane how much better it makes my wrist feel

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So now I cannot even access the Hot feed on regular reddit anymore. I have New and Best. And the Best feed shows me stuff from many days ago. And now I hear they're limiting access to old reddit? This reminds me so much of Digg's dive off the cliff.

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Sorry but I didn't kickbox along to Billy Blanks with his cleavage out in seventh grade gym class just to listen to some guy in 2026 act like skimpy gym clothes are a new fad

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A thing I really don't get about the Shane Gillis gym clothes bit is that people have been dressing the exact same way at the gym since before I was born. If this guy was such a horndog then why did he just now notice that people wear revealing clothes at the gym? He's a poser! A horndog poser!

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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

There had better be a whole basement of hell reserved for the designers of Britax car seats

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Let's invent a citric acid that's good for the teeth

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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Do you think people like Gruber show up to soccer games and yell at the players about how basketball is better?

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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

X sounds like a great place for you! Bye!

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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The menus are so bad that it's made all the 'graphic design is my passion' memes look good

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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Stripping the MVP and fast breaking it back down has to feel so good

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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

17k steps today, the most I've done since I got hit by a car

AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I scratched my leg up pretty bad a couple weeks ago. It looked pretty bad at first, but now it's almost healed and has entered the "itchy as hell" phase.

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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This guy probably thinks personalized medicine means the doc just gives a drop of your blood to a machine and it sploots out a health potion for him.

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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Those of us who grew up evangelical are not surprised. Those monsters love the idea of public executions.

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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's so funny to look at modern livestock and think they are God's original design

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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The kids watched half of Toy Story 5 recently and wow what a strangely depressing movie.

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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm thinking about the old dog

A really cute black dog with a long face and grey beard

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Something to keep in mind over the next few weeks as things get deranged

Caspian Andor saying "Power doesn't panic"

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Oh okay so NOW I get what this means. Anybody know how to get the taste of unleaded gas out of the mouth?

The gas pump sign, it reads "THIRST! ENJOY A BIG GULP!"

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My 2007 Fit outlived my Wife's 2008 Accord and I won't be surprised if it outlives our 2022 Outback either.

AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The problem is that for the people that would buy it, our Honda Fits are all still working. Give us another 10-20 years and we'll be ready for new cars.

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One of life's great mysteries is that the two mirrors in our house that the kids can reach are also the cleanest ones

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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The other unfortunate thing is that regular people who, should know better, don't know or don't care about this. Since I work in podcasting people love to ask me if I listen to The Daily and they just look annoyed when I explain why I won't do anything to support NYT

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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The nauseating thing about AI right now is that every day I see a dozen different 100% confident posts about it that disagree with each other. Like with religion, for many the utility of it is just in using it as a way to jockey for social positioning in their imaginary "gets it" rankings

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Texas Tribune @texastribune.org · 02/10/2026

Breaking: A judge on Friday blocked further border barrier construction in the Big Bend region. The ruling means federal contractors can’t continue construction in the national park or surrounding areas until a lawsuit opposing the work is resolved.

texastribune.org

Judge halts border barrier construction in Big Bend

U.S. District Judge Kathleen Cardon’s ruling means federal contractors can’t continue construction in the national park or surrounding areas until a lawsuit opposing the work is resolved.

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Oh wait, he was at Westlake. Yeah they can have them. Enjoy your measles losers.

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My expectation as a father of sons is that if they ever see RFK Jr doing pull-ups at their school they should take the opportunity to kick him right in the nuts from behind. Imagine the joys of missing your high school graduation because you're in juvie from sending RFK's nuts into his lungs.

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So who at AISD is friends with RFK? They need to move to Dallas

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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They uploaded the wrong Yoto Daily episode for the day

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Summer is dead. Fake Fall begins. It may be fake, but I can still open the blinds and curtains now at least.

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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They really need to get this and the "shoulder check the defender with my hop-step" under control.

AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The newborn phase is such a unique time as a parent. It's the only time in your life where you'll be seeing straight up a person's nose all day.

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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The kids did not like watching some vultures on the side of the road pull the intestines out of a deer while we sat in traffic. And yet they say they love pinatas.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/09/2026

But the biggest kick I ever Goku Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Roku

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AgNOme @nworthen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is the hat to hide that the kid is laughing?