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Terry Fuckwit

@nutsyrust.bsky.social
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Miserable old bastard. Bald twat, with legs like baguettes. Particularly fond of Owls, won’t eat cauliflower, butter beans, sprouts or liver

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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big shout out to owls. They only attack people who deserve being attacked and pound-for-pound are the greatest creatures on gods great earth. Let’s hear it for the owl!!
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cmon, it’s the old avian imperial measuring system, 120 hummingbirds to a lark, 22 larks to a swan, 8 swans to a flamingo. Simple
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Fire on pudding lane”!!! 😘
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mrs Fuckwit reduced her standards years ago
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sir Basil, you are on fire today. Lady Rosemary will be all over you tonight
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Poor David Cameron. Maybe he could start a GoFleeceMe account?
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s shocking how they’ve banned some Turkish sweets from British towns
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Krish
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Mrs FW and myself are loving the Evolution series. Packham is a genius and natural successor to Attenborough.
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Yes George, had the same effect as me. Mrs Fuckwit was happy I quit too
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
He does have all the cards, but unfortunately he’s paying Uno
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
So, if I’ve got this right, the Jewish leader of the greens is himself antisemitic because he opposes genocide and to point out his antisemitism he is pictured using an antisemitic Jewish trope - have I entered Narnia?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
James Comey has been keeping busy waiting for his upcoming trial.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
if only Louis XVI had had a ballroom he might be alive today
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Sending this to Russell Brand
Single-panel cartoon by Brendan Loper.
Scene outside a church, with people leaving after a service.
A guy, holding a Bible, says to the woman alongside him:
"I'm beginning to think that this is just a book club and everyone is just pretending to have done the reading."
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Case in point…
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I doth my cap sir Baz
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Can someone please explain to me, like I’m a 4 year old, why someone or group of people in the Republican Party, or whoever, can’t stop what’s happening now? Is it they don’t want to, are scared, or are just not able to?
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Maybe this is a painful lesson to the world to learn to live without petrochemicals. That has to be the silver lining in all of this?
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Absolutely amazing!
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Hello, have you got a copy of "How to retain credibility in politics as a self-serving grifter" by Robert Jenrick ?
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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the word jam is displayed on a blue background
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Maybe Farrow and Ball could do a sponsorship. “Tonight burton Albion will be playing in their change kit of Elephants Breath shirts and Downpipe shorts”
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Did a “London gangland” tour with my family that was run by #vasblackwood a few years back. Was very entertaining! Happy birthday
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
No better bass line in any song than Tina Weymouth’s bass in that
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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
When I first heard about Stockholm Syndrome, it sounded awful, but now I love it.‬
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I’m here for his crying
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
It was a dementia test. Trump thought it was an IQ test, which must mean he failed the dementia test?
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
And Trump wants the peace prize?
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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CUDDY @ptcontagion.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
RELEASE THE FILES!!
Headshots of Epstein and Trump  with solid printed letters in both white and yellow.
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
He must be doing something right then
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I literally have no idea. Couldn’t possibly be anything to do with Brexit or 14 years of Tory rule? Nahhh
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
#newsnight. Both guests are terrible. You’ve got the sun hack who talks shite and the politico chief who’s just making noises and not putting a coherent sentence together.
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Labour are never going to appeal to the anti-environment, bigoted Reform fuckwits no matter how hard they try. All they’re doing is driving existing supporters away
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
@sirbasil.bsky.social A bit harsh!
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Pass the sick bucket, Alice
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
The beautiful Bella
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
This is good.
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Oh dear leftfootforward.org/2025/07/refo...
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Reform UK are furious because Macron refused to meet Nigel Farage
Maybe Tice has forgotten that Farage’s xenophobic campaigns against the EU haven’t gone down well with EU leaders.
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
www.spectator.co.uk/article/a-te...
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A teenage girl, a maths teacher and a righteous tabloid fury
I seriously contemplated being a teacher once upon a time, when I was lot younger. It seemed to me an agreeable doss, and one didn’t have to be too bright or too ambitious, or possess any great quanti...
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
💯 this
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Exactly this!
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Let’s face it, Putin, Trump, Netanyahu, they’re all driven by greed and narcissism. The toxic human traits will be the death of us all 😥
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Not nostalgia, more hereditary dad joking, I still use the jokes my dad gave me and now my kids use the same jokes. Like family heirlooms
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Terry Fuckwit @nutsyrust.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Might be, but it’s an old line my mum used to say 😂
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